Chapter 16 I chop off my head and use it as a chamber pot for you
He Wu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. Su Lu was unwilling to suppress the bandits and seemed to have lost thousands of taels of silver. He saw the little beggars, led by the guards, lining up into the camp to take a bath, change clothes and eat meat.
, Su Lu was surprised.
"I said Lieutenant Su, what do you want these little beggars for? At their age, they can't lift anything with their hands or carry it on their shoulders. They still have a lot to eat."
Su Lu did not answer He Wu. Instead, he held his shoulders and spoke in a lowered voice.
"Didn't you just ask me to lead you into some big profitable business? Do you still want to do it now?"
He Wu's eyes lit up.
"Why, did you find out which bandit village in Beiyang has silver deposits? Yangshashan, Dingjia Village or Guashan Village? Is there a lot of silver? We can't give most of it to the princess this time. The two of us have to take the lion's share.
"
Su Lu was speechless. I just said make a lot of money, and you thought that you wouldn't give the princess a big share of the money after making a lot of money. You are such a damn talent.
"I'm overthinking it. It's a big deal if there's a bandit in Beiyang. If there are other bandits, the land will be hung up three feet. I'm talking about serious business."
He Wu was a little unmotivated when he heard this. For a pervert like him, he never cared about serious money-making matters, only windfalls would be reliable.
"Forget it then, I'm still more interested in raiding the bandits' silver vault."
"By the way, in a few days, when the Xuanfu's request for merit is settled, your Excellency may come to work for the army, and the county magistrate and county magistrate should also come. Beiyang is plagued by bandits. This time, these little bandits have made a breakthrough.
We will definitely be down for quite some time.”
He Wu gave a few instructions, greeted his young detectives, and walked out of the camp. When he was about to go out, he suddenly turned around and told Su Lu.
"Your power this time is relatively great. The Xuanfu Jiedu Mansion may send people over. Please be careful in the past few days and don't get caught."
"If there is any news about the bandits, I will come back to you then."
Su Lu was confused. Damn it, couldn't you finish it in one go?
It seems that the bandits' silver cellars cannot be plundered, which would be a relatively big blow to the old eunuch He Wu.
In the camp, all the guards were still drinking, but this time there was only one jar of Huadiao wine, the best reward, and the rest were just beer. The smallest drinker was just tipsy now.
There were sounds of bragging and spanking everywhere.
"The second master of Taohuashan is a master. I know it's over as soon as the sword strikes. I can't withstand this sword, not even Li Brigade can withstand it. This sword is too strong."
"Fart, even if Brigade Commander Li is not his opponent if he fights head-on, he can be killed by outflanking him. Even if he breaks through the sky, he will just run away in a panic when Brigade Commander Li is chasing him."
"The second boss is really powerful. Team Han and Team B's four brothers used five spears to stab that kid to death. He's a real character."
"The taste of this wine is too weak. Huadiao wine is better, but it's a pity that it only has one jar."
"Come on, that's the royal wine. It doesn't matter if it tastes good or not. The captain is soft-hearted. It's fun to share a sip with each of you."
Su Lu entered the barracks, patted the table, attracted everyone's attention, and spoke in a loud voice.
"Brothers, do you still want to drink Huadiao wine? Do you want to drink something better than Huadiao wine?"
"think"
A group of drunken drunkards agreed in a loud voice, their voices full of enthusiasm. Huadiao wine is already so delicious, and there is no better wine than Huadiao wine.
Su Lu slapped the table.
"Okay, there will be a military training at the school tomorrow. If you can satisfy me, I will let you drink the good wine you want within half a year at the latest."
"good"
"Listen to the captain"
"I'm going to sleep now. I'll make sure to train our second group's energy and spirit tomorrow to satisfy the Captain."
In the blink of an eye, the group of people disappeared, leaving only the bones on the ground and the stained table. Of course, not a single bit of the weak wine was left.
The next day, on the school field, Li Kun looked at the guards standing against the sun with a worried expression on his face.
"Second brother, if you continue to practice like this, people will die. We didn't dare to work in the fields when the sun is at its strongest."
Su Ping said nothing, standing on the side of the general stage with his armor on, letting his armor be soaked with sweat.
Su Lu patted Li Kun on the shoulder and pointed at Fatty Zhao who was also standing on the school field.
"Li Kun, you saw that Fatty Zhao is training. He is so fat that he is not afraid of death. Why are you so timid?"
"Okay, everyone is here. Listen to me. Disband now. Each team and each group will bring it back. In the afternoon, we will train the formation and flag language. Everyone must understand the flag language, otherwise there will be no meat to eat tomorrow."
The guards screamed pitifully. The whole morning's training had basically exhausted their energy. Now, one by one, they all wanted to fall down and be killed, and never wanted to move again.
If they hadn't been supported by the belief that they could eat meat after training, they would have stopped training long ago.
Su Lu jumped off the general platform, took off his armor, and threw it to Tu Dun'er, a private soldier who ran over. Seeing the sweat beads on Tu Dun'er's face, Su Lu said with a smile.
"It's enough for them to train. You don't need to train Mound, you can just train with those little beggars."
Tudun'er hugged his armor and looked at the team of little beggars who were still standing there in a military posture. There were several unconscious little beggars lying in the shade next to them. Tudun'er shrank his neck.
"Sir, I'd better go with them. At least I won't faint."
Su Lu walked to the well, took a bucket of water from Li Kun, poured a handful of water on his face, and spoke vaguely.
"Then don't regret it. The harder you train, the better your skills will be."
Tudun'er was a little moved when he heard this. The captain said this, he must be planning to make a big use of those little beggars. He glanced at the team of little beggars next to him, and hey, another one fell straight down, knocked his head on the ground, and fell to the ground.
The sound made Tudun'er shrink back again.
It hurts to hear it.
"Captain, I've thought about it, I still won't go."
Su Lu wiped his upper body clean and took the armor from Tudun'er.
"You should also wash up. After training, wash and feel comfortable. But remember, don't drink cold water. If someone drinks cold water, just kick their butt."
Holding the armor in his arms, Su Lu walked towards the kitchen. He was thinking about putting the armor on his body, but when he looked around, he saw that they were all naked men, so he simply walked forward with the armor in his arms.
On this hot day, it would be silly to wear iron leaves.
"Su Lu, the commander of Guoyi's patrol camp under the command of General Huaihua in Beiyang County"
A shout disrupted Su Lu's pace. Su Lu subconsciously raised his head and saw the general wearing a light scarlet robe in the tent. Next to the general, Dong Ling pursed his lips and smiled softly.
"The military camp is very important, and the clothes are disheveled, how can you behave properly?"
The general in Qianfei's shirt reprimanded Su Lu, his face full of disdain.
Su Lu was stunned for a moment. What's going on? A general he didn't recognize actually appeared in my camp. How did Guo Dashan guard the gate?
"Guo Dashan, get over here."
Guo Dashan rolled over and looked very pitiful with a bruised nose and swollen face.
"Report, Lieutenant, a low-ranking officer tried his best to resist, but was no match for the guards of the guerrilla general General Dong Cheng. My men and I were disarmed."
Guo Dashan cried sadly. After being trained by the captain, he originally thought he was very strong, but now he feels like he is still a useless fool.
Su Lu raised his eyebrows and looked at the guerrilla general Dong Cheng, his tone was also very arrogant.
"General Dong, you forced your way into the Guards camp, and you need an explanation from me."
Dong Cheng snorted coldly.
"You were training troops at the time, and your gatekeeper refused to inform you. The general had no choice but to tie him up and walk in on his own."
Su Lu was furious.
"You also know that this captain is training troops. During the training, he broke into the camp and pried into the secrets of the military camp. What crime should he be punished for?"
"Do you think you deserve to be called a soldier training?"
Dong Cheng sneered at Su Lu's words, raised his chin in the air, and pointed at the group of guards who were still taking a shower with well water.
"If you can train a strong soldier in this way, I will chop off your head and use it as a chamber pot for you."