At two o'clock in the afternoon, on the first basement floor of the sewage treatment plant, the crew officially started filming.
Standing on the first floor of the sewage treatment plant and looking down, Liang Liang had a complicated expression.
From conversations with the crew, we learned that the actor who originally played the role of the ‘director’ and the actor who played the role of the ‘make-up artist’ were unable to come due to a car accident, so director Hai Da Pang and a middle-aged woman on stage were temporarily put in for the job.
It's almost like a joke.
It would be too arbitrary to change actors and force filming in such a short period of time.
Moreover, during the filming of the first scene, the heroine played by Li Youqing was reprimanded by the director because her acting skills were not up to par. The director threw the book down and left in anger.
At this time, the camera watched as the director left.
During this gap, a field attendant quickly handed a bottle of eye drops to Li Youqing. Li Youqing took the eye drops and put a few drops into his eyes, and then the eye drops flowed down his cheeks.
At this time, the camera turned back to Li Youqing again, and her "tears" were naturally captured.
Bad drama.
A complete piece of shit.
I'm afraid only Big Fatty Hai can make such a bad scene.
But this is exactly what she wanted to see.
Because Jiangbei's original intention of investing in this movie was to make Li Youqing recognize the reality and quit the entertainment industry.
Only when the movie sucks can she stop thinking about becoming a star.
At this time, under the comfort of the actor and actor who played the role of "makeup artist", Li Youqing gradually regained his composure, and the three of them walked to the first floor of the sewage treatment plant together.
While going up the stairs, one of the assistants carrying the camera was unsteady due to drinking.
"Hiccup~"
The sound of hiccups resounded throughout the entire sewage treatment plant, and even Liang Liang could feel the strong smell of alcohol in the air from far away.
Oh My God!
I was so drunk during filming.
Too unprofessional.
The toilet on the first floor was opened, and two attendants pushed the assistant into the toilet.
This movie is so difficult.
Liangliang shook his head, smashing the stone hammer.
The filming crew is so careless and they still expect to make a good movie.
The subsequent shooting also verified her idea.
Li Youqing, who plays the heroine, the male protagonist, and the makeup artist were sitting in a simple rest area to rest, chatting about some embarrassing topics for no reason.
Suddenly, there was a crash outside the door, which startled everyone.
The atmosphere became solemn.
Just when Liangliang thought that a big scene was about to be filmed, a set manager took a board with a sign that said, "Something's wrong, continue to improvise." He walked outside the main camera to remind the actors.
"Isn't this too ridiculous? If something goes wrong, can't we pause the filming first?" Liangliang was really a little confused. She didn't understand movies, but at least she knew that filming could be paused if something went wrong during filming.
"Their drama is shot to the end, so if the filming is suspended, everything will have to be repeated." At some point, Sui Xi walked up to Liang Liang, holding on to the railing and looking at the filming scene opposite, with a strange look in his eyes.
Something to think about.
"For the so-called one-shot, can you even accept such an embarrassing scene?"
Yijing Liangliang didn't understand, but she knew that the scene just now was extremely embarrassing. Even watching it live was extremely embarrassing. How could it satisfy the audience?
Although both she and Jiang Bei wanted to see this movie as a bad one, wasn't the crew's shooting method too casual?
Sui Xi shook his head and said nothing.
"ah!"
At this moment, a field attendant threw in a prosthetic leg from outside the door, smeared with ketchup.
The heroine Li Youqing screamed when she saw it.
Immediately afterwards, a crew member with a broken arm rushed in from outside. Judging from the settings, he should have been turned into a zombie.
After the zombie passed away, the drunken field assistant ran in again covered in blood.
After a battle between the two sides, the zombies were driven out of the sewage treatment plant, and the actors were temporarily safe.
The heroine kept screaming throughout the whole process and her acting skills were poor.
The zombie scenes were also awkwardly acted.
Of course, there are even more embarrassing things.
After the zombies were driven away, the director appeared again and had a heartfelt conversation with the three actors.
This conversation was simply awkward chatting throughout, with exaggerated performances and no beginning or end.
The most important thing is that at this time, the radio engineer on the side suddenly held his stomach and quietly avoided the host position to go out.
According to normal circumstances, actors should ignore the surrounding staff when acting, insert themselves into the scene and continue acting. In the end, I don’t know if the director Hai Dapang was not involved in the scene. When he saw the sound engineer was about to leave, he ran away.
Go over and stop him and ask him what he wants to do.
Now even the radio engineer was in the frame.
The staff came into the shot, which can be considered a filming accident.
But the key thing is that the filming was not paused.
Do you want to continue filming?
Yes.
It was indeed taken.
Originally there was only a four-person dialogue between the heroine, the actor, the makeup artist and the director, but now after adding the sound engineer, it becomes a dialogue between five people.
And everyone was trying to persuade the radio engineer not to go out, saying there were zombies outside.
Damn, even the radio engineer is in the frame. Are the zombies outside really up to the audience to guess?
Sand sculpture photography.
If this is a plot.
The screenwriter who wrote this plot is also a fool.
Liangliang thought.
Shooting is still going on.
The director failed to stop the sound engineer, who pushed away and ran out.
After a while, the radio engineer who ran out started shouting inexplicably and kept shouting.
The director and actors stood frozen in place, and the camera turned to their faces, as if to capture their facial expressions.
After a moment of stillness, the director suddenly pointed at the camera and said, "Don't stop the camera." Then he ran out, leaving the awkward trio behind to care about each other.
Maybe even the director couldn't stand it any longer, so he asked the venue attendant to stick a board in through the window from the outside to prompt: Hold up your cell phone and ask what's going on, and the sound engineer will turn into a zombie and come back.
Then, the plot went on like this.
The radio engineer turned into a zombie for no apparent reason and rushed in. After a fierce battle, he was directly hacked to death by the makeup artist with an axe.
Of course, it was not really hacked to death. A group of crew members lowered their heads and avoided the camera, throwing in the prop corpse that had been prepared at the moment when they swung the axe.
After ‘killing’ the radio engineer, the scene began to move outside the sewage plant. The makeup artist took the male and female protagonists to the van they rented for filming.
There was no scene inside, so Liangliang and Sui Xi also followed out, planning to see how the filming would go.
It's just that their inner thoughts are completely different.
In the van, everyone met zombies again, and then there was another fight.
This time an accident occurred. The heroine accidentally bumped into the camera while fighting the zombies. The cameraman was knocked to the ground and the camera also fell to the ground.
The cameraman seemed to have a disease in his waist and couldn't get up after being hit.
But the scene still didn't stop. Finally, the photography assistant who had been following the photographer picked up the camera and continued filming.
A mess.
What the hell were you shooting?
Seeing that the crew changed venues again because of the chase, Liangliang was too lazy to continue following.
It's really annoying to the eyes.
He took out his cell phone, edited a message and sent it to Jiang Bei: "Brother, I am on the set watching my sister-in-law and the others filming."
Soon, a message came back: "How is the situation? Is the actress Sui Xi participating in the show?"
Liangliang replied word by word: "No. And for this kind of bad movie, not to mention the movie queen's birthday, not even the movie queen Peony and the movie queen, can't save it."
"So, our plan is complete?"
"Don't worry, it will definitely be done.
A movie made by a sand sculpture director, and a script written by a sand sculpture screenwriter.
I’m sure that when the movie is released, it will be the day Li Youqing retires from acting.”