Chapter 82 National Day Eight Bears VS King of Bad Movies
That night, after the matter had been fermenting for a whole day, Hai Dapang's Weibo was finally updated at 10:10.
Fatty Hai: The Eight Bears fail to live up to expectations during the National Day. At the beginning of winter, let’s take a look at the outstanding fat men: Killing wolves and slaying monsters.
"Damn it! Director Hai replied, and he's so damn domineering!"
"Can someone please translate what this means?"
"Killing wolves and slaying demons, this refers to "Wolf and Man" and that "Fairy of Flowers"!"
"Cowhide! The insinuations are so meaningful."
"The fat director has great literary talent, which is much better than making movies."
"National Day Eight Bears, are you sure this 'bear' is not a typo? Hahahaha~~ I laughed to death."
"I know the meaning of the first half of the sentence, but what does the second half of the sentence mean "Let's look at the outstanding fat people at the beginning of winter?"
"Does Director Hai have a new movie to be released in Beginning of Winter?"
"I'll go! Director Yihai's shooting speed seems really possible."
“I don’t know which film and television company is so stubborn that it dares to invest in the king of bad movies.”
"Um... I'd like to ask you, what day is the beginning of winter?"
"Who cares what the hell the number is, hurry up and comment on the National Day Eight Bears Weibo!"
"Let's go, let's go together."
Because of Hai Dapang’s Weibo response, the already hot topic exploded again, and it quickly became a hot search topic.
#海大 Fat couplet response#
Suddenly, Weibo was in flames again.
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Arcadia neighborhood.
"I didn't expect that Director Hai is not only good at making movies, but also has such good literary talent." Li Youqing was leaning on the sofa and scrolling through Weibo. He happened to see this hot search and chuckled.
Jiang Bei was sitting next to him playing the game, as if he was very intense and had no time to respond.
Seeing this, Li Youqing couldn't help but move forward to watch.
When I saw it, I was mesmerized.
"Don't be afraid, charge forward!"
"Be careful of someone coming along the river..."
"You are surrounded, run quickly..."
"Let Cai Wenji die suddenly first."
"As a shooter, don't move too far forward, or you'll get cut to death."
"Quick! Throw a bomb to trigger the passive."
"Let out the ultimate move... Oops..."
After a brief command, the screen finally went dark.
Jiang Bei quit the game and was about to go crazy, but Li Youqing quickly climbed to the other end of the sofa on his knees, mumbling: "Oh, it's such a pity. If I had been in charge just now, maybe I could have turned the tables..."
Looking at the figure swaying with the duck, Jiang Bei couldn't help shaking his head in laughter, got up and walked towards the refrigerator: "What did you just say?"
Seeing that Jiang Bei had no intention of causing trouble for her, Li Youqing happily put her head on the pillow and rocked it back and forth, hehehe replied:
"This year's eight National Day movies were all released on the street. The total national box office in the seven-day National Day period did not exceed the box office of the movie "Camera". Some netizens went to the director's Weibo to share the rhythm. That "Wolf and Man" director Zhao
Guan couldn't help but made a sarcastic reply. Just now, director Hai Da Pang also posted a couplet on Weibo to reply, and now it seems that he has started to tear it up."
Couplet Weibo reply?
Can Big Fatty Hai have such literary talent?
Jiang Bei took out two bottles of Wahaha and sat down on the sofa. He opened them as if nothing had happened, inserted a straw, and was about to drink it when he suddenly felt a trace of murderous intent, and then a figure fell directly from the sky and pressed him on the sofa.
"Hanhan, now you dare to drink my milk openly!"
"I was going to give it to you to drink."
"Nonsense, do you think I'm stupid? I'm so proficient in my technique, I should do it all the time, right?"
"I……"
This is the life of a young couple, you never know what weird things will happen next moment.
For example, in this charming atmosphere, Jiangbei had a physiological reaction.
Li Youqing, who was sitting on his waist, sensed it immediately and was stunned for a moment, and then ran away in a panic.
But he was caught by Jiangbei.
"Hanhan... don't mess around." Li Youqing was a little panicked and put her hands on his chest, her little face flushed with embarrassment.
Recklessly?
Jiangbei's mind was also filled with hormones, and the words of Ancheng's gambling king came to mind:
"As long as my brother is brave, my sister-in-law will take maternity leave next year!"
Yes.
If I could hit it with one hit today, would I still need to fix all the bells and whistles?
Not needed at all.
What's more, for such a beautiful wife, if she doesn't fight every day, she will be ashamed of her status as a time traveler.
It's a coward to the end.
Or reach the peak of life.
Just tonight!
Thinking of this, he started to exert force.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Five minutes later, Jiang Bei gave up the struggle and collapsed on the sofa, asking helplessly: "Why did you always lie to me that I couldn't unscrew the bottle cap when drinking drinks before?"
Li Youqing jumped down from him with a blushing face and whispered back: "Then I have to be more delicate in front of you..."
After saying that, he ran towards the room like an ostrich.
Ah!
woman.
Jiang Bei, who was extremely disappointed, slowly narrowed his eyes as he looked at the exquisite lighting above his head.
no.
You have to find a way to regain your position.
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The next day, Embroidery Village.
The plot the crew was filming today was about wealthy businessman Pei Zhicheng entering Embroidery Town, so the entire crew went deep into Embroidery Village early in the morning, including Jiangbei and Liangliang.
But unlike the busy crew, the two brothers and sisters found a stone and squatted down, blending in with the villagers and watching the filming scene.
Jiang Bei looked at the scene and at Liangliang who was playing with his mobile phone. He hesitated to speak. This happened several times.
Liangliang didn't notice this. She was scrolling through Weibo and murmuring: "Why are these idiot directors so cowardly..."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm waiting for the National Day Eight Bears to challenge." Liangliang replied with his head lowered.
"You care about a lot of things."
Before going to bed last night, Jiangbei also browsed this hot search and briefly learned what happened.
To put it bluntly, this is actually because netizens are dissatisfied with the quality of this year's films. It just so happened that eight major directors rushed to the streets after the National Day release and ignited the fuse, allowing netizens to vent their anger on them.
As for Big Fatty Hai, he was just used as a gunman.
In fact, as long as director Zhao Guan doesn't stand up to ridicule and the top seven directors don't like it, this matter will be over soon.
It's a pity that these directors are also impatient.
Maybe they look down on Fatty Hai?
"Why doesn't it matter? This is a super bomb I carefully prepared." Liangliang replied seriously.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Bei frowned and asked.
Hearing this, Liang Liang looked up at Fatty Hai who was filming and said, "Do you think Big Fatty Hai is filming our movie? If the Eight Bears can stand up and fight with Fatty Hai this time on National Day, then everyone will
As a director, can I only use movies to PK in the end?"
"Are you trying to attract the hatred of the National Day Eight Bears and make them challenge us?" Jiang Bei subconsciously touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"That's right!" Liangliang nodded fiercely and continued: "The entertainment industry is so dark. As long as we stimulate the Eight Bears to compete with us on the National Day, are we afraid that they will kill "Mood Inn" by then?"
This seems to make sense...
Now that the plan has been revealed, Liangliang simply poured it out at once:
"Brother, in the past few days, I have summarized the reasons for our previous failures, that is, we did not make full use of the resources in the entertainment industry. Sometimes when celebrities join the entertainment industry, in addition to their own acting skills, many things affect a person.
The obstacles to a star's ability to move forward are, for example, the pressure from groups in the entertainment industry!"
After Jiang Bei heard this, he couldn't help but glance at Liangliang: "I didn't expect you to know how to 'kill someone with a borrowed knife'."
Liangliang chuckled and replied: "When I used to hang out at Ancheng Casino, there were often a group of rich second-generation people who wanted to win my money, but every time they left naked."
"You made all the money away?" Jiang Bei asked with raised eyebrows.
Liangliang shook his head like a rattle and said seriously: "I left with them, and I lost all my money to other guests in the casino."
Jiangbei: "..."
Although this was a very sad story, Jiang Bei couldn't help but laugh out loud after hearing it. He even lost his center of gravity and fell backwards.
Fortunately, Liangliang was quick and grabbed him. He looked at Jiangbei resentfully and said, "Brother, I suspect you are laughing at the gambling king of Ancheng."
"No, no." Jiang Bei waved his hand, straightened his clothes, and praised: "Your method is great. Now we are going through early preparations and mid-term monitoring. If we can make up for the later suppression, the whole plan will be almost complete.
Watertight."
"Yes! That's what I mean." Liangliang nodded sharply in agreement.
"Yes, he is a smart little head." Jiang Bei rubbed his cool broken hair and added silently in his heart: It's a pity that he used it in the wrong place in the first half of his life.
Of course, this does not mean that Liangliang’s plan is flawless. In fact, once the Eight Bears challenge on National Day, it will undoubtedly heat up the popularity of the movies of both parties.
In this way, it was like giving "Mood Inn" a publicity opportunity.
But the problem is not big, as long as the film itself is bad enough, no matter how popular it is, it won't help.
It's like the fortress of love in the previous life.
"Brother! Look, the Eight Bears responded to the National Day!"
Liangliang handed over the phone.
Jiang Bei took it and took a look and found that the person responding was Zhao Guan, the director of "Wolf and Man":
"A bad movie director makes a bad movie, how dare Li Dong'an laugh and claim to be the king? He criticized him for not overestimating his own abilities."
"A fight is about to begin!" Liang Liang's eyes lit up.
Jiang Bei raised his head and glanced in the direction of the crew. Director Hai Dapang was cursing and pointing at his cell phone and saying something in front of producer Li Shushuang.
Li Shushu looked embarrassed and seemed to be struggling.
Maybe there was no result from the discussion, so Big Fatty Hai left angrily.
Li Shushuang picked up his phone and fiddled with it, and then Jiangbei received a message.
"Boss, Big Fatty Hai is going to have a tough fight with Zhao Guan, and he wants to announce the information about our movie! What should we do?" Li Shushuang.
Jiang Bei thought for a while and replied: "Let him go."
Not to mention that Jiangbei needs to rely on the power of the National Day Eight Bears to complete the later suppression of "Mood Inn". Looking at the current public opinion on the Internet, Hai Dapang must challenge it.
Sure enough, the message had just been sent, and Liangliang next to him sent a new message: "Hai Dafa is back, damn! If he is so domineering, who gave him the confidence?"
What?
Jiang Bei hurriedly went over to watch, and found that Hai Dapang's latest Weibo said: "Don't just bully me on the Internet, have a decisive battle if you can! Zhao Guan, Xuzhou Hong An, National Day Eight Bears..."
I go!
This is a battle of eight!
He is indeed the king of bad movies, and he has never been afraid of anyone when it comes to oral sex.
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News in the entertainment industry always attracts the most attention from netizens.
In particular, Big Fatty Hai’s bold statement about ‘one versus eight’ stirred up a thousand waves and instantly reached the top of Weibo, major forums, and post bars... causing crazy heated discussions.
"Director Hai is a real man, I admire him!"
"Although I know you will definitely lose, your courage is commendable. Will the movie be released in the beginning of winter? I will definitely support it!"
"It's not certain whether we will be defeated or not. There is no response from the Eight Bears on National Day yet."
"That's right, it's only a little over a month before the beginning of winter. Director Hai has obviously been filming for a while. I don't think they dare to accept the challenge."
"Not necessarily. It is said that "Camera" only took seven days to shoot. More than a month is enough. It depends on whether they dare to accept the challenge."
"Come on, come on, National Day Eight Bears posted on Weibo to accept the challenge!"