"Girl, are you looking for me?" He pushed the girl who was already lying on the table.
The girl waved her hand without raising her head, "Don't bother me, I'm drunk." She turned over and continued to sleep.
The little white fox and the little rice bucket kept wandering around. When they saw her saying that she was drunk, they swarmed up and reached out to grab the food on the guest's plate.
"Go, go", Yu Sheng beat them away, "behave some manners and don't act like a beggar."
The old beggar refused, "What's wrong with the beggar? Did he steal your rice or eat your food?"
"What do you think?" Yu Sheng glanced at him angrily, and then was stunned. The old beggar's appearance changed drastically, and his hair became sparse.
While he was talking, some hair fell out.
"Hey, old beggar, congratulations, your illness is finally cured." Yu Sheng said with a smile.
The old beggar rolled his eyes.
He used to just burp, but now he has gone through a lot of trouble and lost his hair, which is worse than burping.
Yu Sheng pushed the drunk girl again and said, "Girl, I am the Yu Sheng you are looking for."
The girl slowly raised her head and looked at Yu Sheng with drunken eyes, "You are Yu Sheng?"
"Yes, it's me, you are..." Yu Sheng looked at her doubtfully.
The girl rubbed her face to wake herself up and said, "Another jar of wine!"
"You didn't say you were drunk," Yu Sheng advised her tactfully.
"Drunk people usually say they are not drunk. When I say I am drunk, it just means that I am not drunk yet."
The girl didn't know what she was doing. She slowly regained consciousness and waved her hand: "Here comes wine, wine!"
Aunt Qing glanced here and licked her tongue greedily. Seeing people drinking so generously made her addicted to alcohol.
Yu Sheng asked Guaizai to serve another jar of wine, opened the mud seal and handed it to him, "What do you want from me?"
The girl poured herself a glass without looking at Yu Sheng. After drinking it in one gulp, she asked: "Who is Jingwei?"
"Jingwei?" Yu Sheng was startled and then said, "Jingwei is a bird."
"I know, what I'm asking is, why is this bird called Jingwei?" the girl said, looking askance at Yu Sheng.
Yu Sheng was full of intelligence. This look was so familiar. He had been despised by this look more than once, especially the first time.
"You, you are Jingwei!" Yu Sheng stood up in surprise and pointed at the girl.
"What Jingwei?" Aunt Qing came over and asked curiously, Ye Zigao and the others also gathered around.
Yu Sheng told about the bird that filled the lake. Ye Zigao and Aunt Qing remembered Yu Sheng's words immediately.
"She is Jingwei!" Yu Sheng said with certainty.
"What Jingwei? I am a drinking crow." The girl called Jingwei said angrily and continued to drink.
"Hello Crow, I am Ye Zigao. Ye is the child of Ye Zi. Zi is the leaf of Ye Zi. Gao means the height of happiness." Ye Zigao said excitedly.
He felt that the most correct decision in his life was to follow Yu Sheng, pick up any random bird, and actually be able to pick up a beautiful woman.
"You're the fucking crow." Jingwei patted the wine glass and looked at Ye Zigao.
"Then you are..."
"Bird?" Jingwei muttered, "That's not a good name. Forget it, just call me Jingwei."
She turned back and looked at Yu Sheng, "Why did you call me Jingwei in the first place?"
"Because Jingwei does the same thing as you, no, it's different. Although she is also a bird, she fills the sea."
Jingwei smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect that there is a stupider bird in the world than me, who actually wants to fill the sea."
She turned to look at the backyard, her eyes drifting to the lake in the distance, "I can't even fill the lake."
"You are really filling the lake." Although Yu Sheng had already made such a guess, hearing her say it still found it unbelievable.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Jingwei looked at Yu Sheng.
Seeing that Yu Sheng was silent, Jingwei smiled sadly, "I also think I'm stupid, for being stupid enough to want to fill in the sea."
"But you have to bear the responsibility for the big words you have said and the bullshit you have blown out." Jingwei drank a glass of bitter wine.
Seeing Aunt Qing staring at her wine glass, she poured a glass and handed it to her: "Try it?"
Aunt Qing glanced at Yu Sheng, and when Yu Sheng was about to stop her, Jingwei said: "It's okay to drink less. Besides, this guy definitely had a premeditated plan to make your belly bigger. At that time, he couldn't forget to marry the sword fairy, and he also wanted to let the bull demon
Lead him to watch you take a shower and steal your clothes."
"Don't slander me!" Yu Sheng said hurriedly.
This was what he said on the field ridge. Unexpectedly, this bird overheard everything.
Aunt Qing took a sip and was not surprised at all, "The plan was earlier than that. As soon as I was born, my mother was already thinking about me."
"That's right." Jingwei nodded, "His ugly appearance at that time meant that he had to make plans early."
"That's enough for you two," Yu Sheng, who was exposed, quickly changed the subject, "Why are you filling in the lake?"
Jingwei's words were not surprising: "In order to deal with your mother, who is also the King of Donghuang."
"What!" Yu Sheng was shocked.
Aunt Qing stopped and looked at Jingwei with a puzzled expression.
"What does filling the lake have to do with killing King Donghuang?" Yu Sheng asked strangely.
"The more land there is, the less sea there is. As the King of the Four Seas, is the habitat of Donghuang King and her minions getting smaller and smaller?" Jingwei asked.
There was nothing wrong with this. Yu Sheng and the people sitting around him couldn't help but nod.
"Then when did you finish filling it in?" Ye Zigao couldn't help but ask.
He felt that Fu Nan's IQ was already low enough, but he didn't expect it to be even lower.
"So." Jingwei drank a glass of wine and laughed, but it was more like crying, with tears coming out of his eyes.
She has been busy for too long, and she keeps busy with a persistent heart.
Until it rained today.
Seeing that the lake water had receded and the emerging lake shore was once again flooded by the lake water, the whole bird collapsed immediately.
"I can't see the meaning of all this busyness." Jingwei wiped his tears, "I'm so stupid, really."
She just wanted to get drunk, so she came to the inn.
"It's too late for you to realize yourself." As soon as Yu Sheng finished speaking, he was kicked by Aunt Qing.
"No, you're not stupid." Fu Nan said solemnly.
"You are the only girl I have seen who dares to challenge King Donghuang and takes action, and it is very effective!"
"Isn't this just like a small fly shaking a big tree? How can it be effective?"
After Ye Zigao finished speaking, he whispered in Fu Nan's ear: "It's not so easy to please a girl."
"What do you know?" Fu Nan glanced at Ye Zigao disdainfully, "Your IQ has long been lowered by your kidneys."
"Haha", several people laughed.
Fu Nan continued to Jingwei: "The only thing you need now is to find a man who understands you and is willing to fill the lake with you."
"If you marry him and have a lot of children, the children will have a lot of grandchildren, and the grandchildren will have children, there will be an endless supply of children and grandchildren. Sooner or later, there will be a terrifying army, enough to fill up the lake." Wealth and trouble will follow.
Say something.
Ye Zigao was stunned.
This was an idea that Fu Nan came up with. This should be his line. Not only did it work, it also hooked up the girl.
Could it be that kidney failure really lowered his IQ? Ye Zigao touched the back of his head and asked himself.
Yu Sheng also looked at Fu Nian in surprise. The baby's surname was wrong. He shouldn't be named Fu, but should be named Fool.
"Pah", Jingwei slapped the wine glass and shouted, "Okay! What a great idea, why didn't I think of it?"
She looked at the wealth and difficulties with her drunken eyes: "You are so smart. I didn't expect that the problem that has troubled me for so long was solved by you in just one sentence."
Fu Nan, who was praised for his high IQ, was so happy that he couldn't help but pretend to be reserved, "No, no, you are quite discerning."