Yu Sheng greeted them, picked up a small bamboo pole, and struck dates on the jujube tree.
Others were beating dates under the tree, but he was on the tree, waving the bamboo pole, and dates fell like rain.
Chu Ci and the others below had already hid far away, but they were still unavoidably affected. Zhou Jiufeng was hit on the head by a jujube.
"Hey, Shopkeeper Yu, be careful." Zhou Jiufeng rubbed his head and said, while throwing the smashed date into his mouth and biting it hard.
Yu Sheng stopped laughing and said, "It's not my fault. It's just that you've grown too fat and the area is too big."
"By the way, Sister Feng, have you gained weight again?" Yu Sheng said on the tree, looking at Chu Ci, Zhou Jiuzhang and others for confirmation.
Between life and conscience, they chose to go blind. "Are you fat? Not fat." Several people said together.
"I feel fat." Only Zhuang Zisheng's words were different from others.
"Hey, Zhuangzi is still honest." Yu Sheng said appreciatively.
"But it's more beautiful and more voluptuous." Zhuang Zisheng added.
"Go, you'll never be blind again," Yu Sheng said and continued playing dates.
Don't be afraid of places you can't hit, because there is a monkey in the tree.
Yu Sheng brought this monkey from the ash tree, and now it works odd jobs under Yu Sheng, and its wages are fruits or food.
Last time, Yu Sheng brought some peanuts to make snacks and drove an ox cart to the ash tree to let the monkey pick ash trees. Seeing that it did a good job, he gave it a few peanuts. From then on, it became a monkey.
Staring at the rest of my life.
The next day, when he opened the door at dawn, Yu Sheng was surprised to see a large pile of ash wood fruits in front of the door, all brought by the monkey.
The intention is self-explanatory, exchange for peanuts.
At that time, the monkey was timid, but after constant testing and seeing that people in the town would not hurt it, it became more courageous.
I often come to the inn to find work, although it's usually a disservice.
But because it picked peaches from the peach grove and fruits from the ash trees and brought it to the inn, Yu Sheng reluctantly accepted it as a non-staff member of the inn and named it Lunch.
At that time, Ye Zigao objected, "Lunch?! What's this name? Why isn't it called Wukong?"
The people in the town are very affectionate to the name Wukong, although the Journey to the West for the rest of my life only tells the beginning.
"What do you know?" Yu Sheng said at that time, "Lunch is the son of Wukong. According to legend, when all seven dragons are gathered..."
"Ahem", he stopped. The dragon beads sounded like they were in the dragon's body.
For the sake of the safety of future generations, it’s better not to say anything, “It’s just very powerful anyway.”
"It's very impressive." Ye Zigao pointed at the lunch behind Yu Sheng, "Look, even Xiaobai wants to eat it."
When Yu Sheng turned around, he saw the monkey squatting on the ground obediently, peeling peanuts in his hands, and the little white fox tapping the monkey's head, thinking about something thoughtfully.
Yu Sheng hurried over and took the little white fox away, "You are really a foodie genius, you actually want to eat monkey heads."
"Can the Hericium be used?" The little white fox was surprised. She was just thinking about Hericium based on the Hericium.
"My husband mentioned that Hericium erinaceus is very delicious, but I don't know how to eat Hericium erinaceus?"
This fool at lunch, when the little white fox said this, he stupidly followed up and asked for peanuts.
Now when I am breaking dates, I will peel a peanut from time to time to taste it during lunch, and then I will take a small stick and knock down the fish that have slipped through the net one by one.
Yu Sheng looked very satisfied. I have to say that a few peanuts were enough to finish his lunch. It was a worthwhile transaction.
…
While they were enjoying picking dates for the rest of their lives, the "Yaoqi Inn" in an inconspicuous corner of the city that never sleeps welcomed a group of guests.
"Boss, there is a newly opened inn here." A black dog-headed monster pointed at the inconspicuous inn sign and said.
"Let me take a look." Another yellow dog-headed monster stood in front of the inn holding a small puppy, looking up at the inn's signboard.
"There is a girly inn, hey, what a nice name." The yellow dog demon said, "There are a lot of women in this inn. Let's go in and have a look."
He raised his feet to leave when another buck-toothed dog-headed monster beside him said: "Boss, that Nian Yao is not a woman..."
"Pa", halfway through the sentence, the yellow dog demon slapped Buck Tooth, "If you are not knowledgeable, don't talk. Next to the word "女", read "女", is that wrong?"
The black dog demon nodded hurriedly, "That's right, that's right, boss, please come quickly, the inn hasn't paid the protection fee yet."
"Why do I feel like you are mocking me?" The yellow dog demon looked at him.
"No, absolutely not." The black dog demon quickly straightened his head manually.
Only then did the yellow dog demon let him go.
He looked at the inn, "Some monsters these days don't know how to take care of things before opening a shop. They are really evil."
He Yao sighed and stepped into the inn.
The door of the inn was open, and the lobby inside was so small that there wasn't even room for a table. There was a row of small long tables around the counter, with stools beside them, and that's it.
The tables, stools and counter were wiped clean. There were some small wine jars and some chopstick cages on the counter, which were very elegant.
There are paintings on the left and right sides of the wall. On the left is a word "sword", and on the right is a painting. On the painting...
The three dog demons looked at each other and backed away in fear.
"My mother, why is this dog so ugly?" The yellow dog demon said to Bucktooth, "It's uglier than you."
"I suspect that this shop owner is deliberately insulting us dogs by hanging this painting here." He grinned and said, "He is laughing at us!"
"Yes", the black dog demon thinks so too.
"Grandma, call the shop owner out. If you don't pay double the protection fee today, this matter won't be over." said the yellow dog demon.
The two men shouted, but the inn was quiet. They shouted for a long time, but no one came out.
"Are you scared of us?" Bucktooth said.
The black dog demon picked up the chopsticks in his hand and shouted towards the back of the inn: "There is a demon! If you don't come out, I will smash it!"
Still no one answered.
"Smash it with me!" the yellow dog demon said angrily.
Black Dog and Bucktooth raised the sticks in their hands and smashed the bowls and chopsticks on the counter.
However, before the stick fell, a puff of black smoke emerged from the sword word "Teng" on the wall, and two cold glows emerged from the thick smoke.
A cold light passed over the two attacking dog demons. In an instant, the bodies of the two dog demons felt as if they had been hit hard, and they fell out of the door like kites with broken strings.
This scene happened so fast that the yellow dog demon was stunned.
He watched helplessly as the black smoke turned into a man wearing a bamboo hat and holding a sword on his waist, sitting in front of him.
He couldn't see the man's face, it seemed like it was just a ball of black smoke.
At this time, two groans came from behind, as well as the surprise of the monsters on the street.
In the city that never sleeps, every street is full of people coming and going. Even though the place is very remote, the two monsters still managed to attract the attention of the monsters coming and going. Without him, almost in an instant, the clothes on their bodies turned into fluttering butterflies.
, now naked.
"Hehe, hehe." After the yellow dog demon turned back to look at them, he smiled dryly and turned his head away.
"Then what, this, where is this?"
He had an idea, pretended to be blind, groped around with one hand, slowly turned around, and walked out the door.
However, there is a demonic inn here.
If it were elsewhere, this trick might be enough to fool him out, but not here.
There was a flash of cold light, and a sword stood in front of the yellow dog.