The first thousand and forty-four chapters bow waist
"Old man Tiandao is just a mouse now."
Wu Chang's tone was firm, as if he had seen it with his own eyes: "It's too late for him to hide himself, and he doesn't dare to trouble Mr. Yu."
"Are you sure?" Yu Sheng looked at him suspiciously.
He suddenly remembered that it seemed that the oath he just made only stated how he would break it.
What would he do if the grandson in front of him disobeyed?
Yu Sheng looked him up and down. What's the use of a cloud of green smoke and five thunders?
Yu Sheng patted his forehead and found out that his grandma and aunt were not here, and his IQ had indeed dropped.
While others have been blinded by semen, it's better for him. The beauty is not around, but he has declined.
What if we could never have any heirs?
Yu Sheng quietly stepped on the heel of his shoe, then raised his leg and shook it, and the shoe hit the target.
"I'm very sure, if there is even half a lie..." Wu Chang looked at Yu Sheng, and when he was about to speak, he looked down.
"Shop Manager Yu, your shoes." He picked up the shoes.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Yu Sheng took over.
Damn it, this King of the Northern Wilderness is not a thing anymore. He created Impermanence and didn’t even give people that kind of function.
Impermanence is about to speak,
Yu Sheng took over what he had just said and continued: "If there are even half a lie, you King of the Northern Wilderness will have sores on the soles of your feet, pus on your buttocks, and a bald head. That thing can always be used, but it won't last for a breath."
For the rest of my life, I never forget to raise my hands and say, "The way of heaven is my witness."
"You, this, I..." Wu Chang stared blankly at Yu Sheng, the green smoke billowing in his cloak.
"Why, I don't dare to swear, then it seems that what you just said is false." Yu Sheng said.
Fortunately, he won't always be stupid for the rest of his life, and he can still patch it up later.
"No," Wu Chang waved his hand hurriedly, "I was just shocked by what you said. Shopkeeper Yu, what you said is too degrading."
Yu Sheng scratched his head and asked, "What is gentleness? Can you eat it? Don't you dare to swear?"
Stare at him for the rest of my life.
Wu Chang silently blessed the king in his heart, hoping that after the news reached the king's ears, the king would not blame him.
He nodded: "Okay, I swear."
Seeing him raise his hand and swear an oath, Yu Sheng was very satisfied and asked Wu Chang to continue with the second news.
"As for the news about helping King Donghuang escape from his predicament, we can only point out a clear way. Whether we can do it or not depends on your own ability, Shopkeeper Yu." Wuchang said.
Yu Sheng nodded, "This is as it should be. Tell me the way."
"Before the War of the Sages, there was a city in the Central Plains called Youqiong City. The lord of the city was named Hou Yi. He was good at shooting..."
Yu Sheng interrupted Wu Chang, "The rise and fall of Youqiong City. I heard this story told by the book writer. Please tell me the key points."
Different from the myths and legends of previous lives, the wife of the city lord named Hou Yi was not Chang'e, but a vixen.
Later, this vixen hooked up with Hou Yi's men and killed Hou Yi.
The blind storyteller in the inn kept telling me that it was a great way to save the money.
"It was rumored that Hou Yi had the ability to shoot the sun, which angered King Huang. So King Huang sent a vixen to seduce Hou Yi, and then took advantage of Hou Yi's unpreparedness and killed him." Wuchang said.
"That's not right, that's not what the storyteller's story says. How did he offend the King of Desolation, and which King of Desolation did he offend?" Yu Sheng asked.
Wu Chang looked at Yu Sheng and said nothing for a long time.
Yu Sheng understood, "Have you offended King Donghuang?"
"Of course." Wu Chang nodded and was about to speak when Yu Sheng waved his hand.
"It's nonsense." Yu Sheng was very sure, "If you offend the King of Donghuang, the King of Donghuang would just chop you with a knife, so why would you send any vixens? Furthermore, if the King of Donghuang sends people, he must also send mermaids.
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"What do you think?" Yu Sheng asked Hong Chiyan.
Hong Chiyan nodded, "According to the behavior of King Donghuang, it is true that if she can use the knife, she will never use conspiracy."
"Hey," Yu Sheng said, "The virtue of King Donghuang's uprightness is with me."
Hong Chiyan glanced out the window. The sky was blue and the sun was bright. Why was there thunder?
"That's not the point." Wu Chang said in a helpless tone. It was really difficult to make a deal with Shopkeeper Yu. "That's what is said outside anyway."
"You have to have your own opinions as a human being, and the same goes for being a ghost." I despise impermanence for the rest of my life.
"If you really think that the vixen was sent by King Huang to kill Hou Yi, then it must be King Xihuang. She is the king of all monsters in the world."
"And he's also good at conspiracy," Yu Sheng asked Hong Chiyan, "right?"
"That shows that King Xihuang is good at using his brain." Hong Chiyan said.
"Hey, why are you turning your elbows outward?" Yu Sheng glared at him.
Hong Chiyan said weakly: "Shopkeeper Yu, I am a monster."
"Traitor!" Yu Sheng spoke righteously.
Hong Chiyan didn't help him, so he could only affirm himself, "It must be that even though Hou Yi had the ability to shoot the sun, he didn't shoot it, but those monsters and the like were shot a lot.
Yu Sheng said firmly: "The monster that was shot went to move reinforcements and sued the King of Xihuang. The King of Xihuang felt that this method was disgraceful, so he blamed it on the King of Donghuang. This shows that the King of Donghuang has a bad reputation outside.
, most of them were framed by King Xihuang."
Yu Sheng was very confident in his guess, so he asked the storyteller to make up jokes when he returned home.
Wu Chang waited for Yu Sheng to finish speaking before he said: "Anyway, Hou Yi's bow remained and became a spirit after thousands of years."
"It is rumored that this spirit is in Zhonghuang. If Shopkeeper Yu finds him, there may be a chance to rescue the King of Donghuang."
"In Zhonghuang," Yu Sheng turned to look at Hong Chiyan, "Is there such a monster?"
"Bow monster?" Hong Chiyan shook his head. He had never heard of it before, "As far as I know, there are not many monsters who are powerful with bows."
"Stupid, he doesn't use a bow, but an arrow. He is the bow himself." Yu Sheng said.
Hong Chiyan still doesn’t know.
"My king didn't say anything. Shopkeeper Yu can only find it slowly by himself." He stood up and said goodbye to Yu Sheng.
Yu Sheng asked him to remember to take in the ghost who jumped off the building, and after watching him leave, he sat with Hong Chiyan for a while.
Yu Sheng asked him to ask the monsters in the city if they knew there was such a monster.
"If you don't know, ask each caravan to inquire more when they go out to do business." Yu Sheng said.
Hong Chiyan stood up and said, "Shopkeeper Yu, don't worry, your mother is my mother, and we will do our best to find out the news about your mother!"
"Why is this so awkward?"
Yu Sheng came back to his senses and drove him away, "Fuck you uncle, you don't have a mother? Don't fucking rob..."
Hong Chiyan smiled and left.
Yu Sheng sat by the window for a while. The sunshine in the autumn morning was bright and refracted on the tile roof, illuminating the tranquility in the city.
The noise of new people coming and going downstairs, the hawkers in the shops on the street, and...
Yu Sheng suddenly frowned, leaned out and faced Hong Chiyan's leaving figure: "Old Hong, remember to settle the account!"
Hong Chiyan was already on the bridge without looking back. She seemed not to have heard, but her steps were fast.
Yu Sheng shouted again, but seeing that he didn't look back, he said to the monsters below who were looking up at him, "Shout for me."
So, from the front of the inn, "Old Hong, remember to settle the bill" was spread all the way to the bridge and to Hong Chiyan's side.
Now Hong Chiyan could no longer pretend not to hear. He turned around and waved to Yu Sheng, indicating that he heard.
Only then did Yu Sheng stand up with satisfaction.
He left the private room and saw that the inn had quieted down. Only the young master and the thousand-faced fox demon were waiting for him.
"Why did it become quiet?" Yu Sheng wondered.
The young master smiled: "Shopkeeper Yu, you are going to kill someone with a knife tomorrow, who dares to say no?"
"Sometimes, if the board doesn't hit these people, they won't know the pain," Yu Sheng said.