This morning, when I entered the inn to arrest the prisoner, the officer slashed his knife on the counter, and his clothes were torn to pieces by Mo Ying's sword.
The money was naturally picked into the cash box by Mo Ying.
"You must have some evil plans for my inn, don't give it to me," Yu Sheng said.
Once the money is in his hands for the rest of his life, there is no reason to take it back.
"You, wait!" The official was afraid of coming out naked again, and he didn't dare to go in, so he stomped away.
"Wow wow", the sound of the miserable mandarin ducks gobbling up came from the side.
"Eat slowly," Yu Sheng said.
"Yeah," the two of them nodded, but they didn't seem slow at all.
They were already hungry, but now they encountered such delicious food, they couldn't slow down.
The male monster took a sip of wine to smoothen the meal and said, "Shopkeeper, what are these two dishes? They are so delicious!"
The aroma of these two dishes quickly spread to the door, and the monsters standing outside looked over.
These two dishes are Sichuan dishes, both in appearance and aroma. They are very tempting, and some of them couldn't help but swallow their mouths.
Especially the fat monster who caught the adulterer, his stomach began to growl.
He stepped in, and the thin monster was so frightened that he raised the chopstick cage and said, "Don't come over here. If you come over again, I'll throw it down."
"Bring me two dishes and a pot of wine." The fat monster ignored him and pointed at the dishes for the poor mandarin duck and said to Yu Sheng, while handing Yu Sheng money.
"Okay", Yu Sheng took it and went to the back to get the food.
The fat monster sat down with difficulty and said to the thin monster hiding in the distance: "Don't worry, I can't kill you."
He took the wine from Yu Sheng, took an inverted wine glass on the counter, poured it for himself, and swallowed it in one gulp.
The food next to her was tempting, and there was wine here. The thin demon swallowed, "What, brother, I really didn't seduce your wife."
"It was you who seduced me!" The fat demon glared at him.
"no."
"yes."
It wasn't until Yu Sheng brought out the dishes that he interrupted the conversation between the two. The fat demon grabbed his chopsticks and started to devour the food.
The thin demon saw everyone eating on the left and right, and he was a little greedy, especially the fat demon, who ate with relish and had oily lips, which made him unbearably hungry.
However, there was no money in my pocket.
"Want to eat?" The fat demon picked up a piece of meat and waved it in front of the thin demon.
The thin demon nodded.
"You seduced my wife." The fat demon said.
"No, brother, don't accuse me of being a monster. With my body, and your wife's body that kills enough to feed our village for a month, she obviously raped me." The skinny monster wanted to cry but had no tears.
"I have lost my virginity. If you continue to insult my innocence like this, I will have no choice but to commit suicide by jumping into the river." The Thin Demon said again.
The fat demon persisted, "You are the one who seduced her."
"I will jump into the river to clear my grievances." The thin demon stamped his feet, "Can you let me have a full meal before I die?"
This meal is so tempting.
"You admit that you seduced her?" Fatty said.
The thin demon swallowed again, "Even if I seduced her, you..."
"Great", the fat demon slapped the table, "Since you seduced her, it means you like her, then she will be left to you."
"What?" Thin Demon was stunned, "Aren't you going to beat me to death?"
Why did he want to give his wife to him again? The thin demon took out his ears, thinking he was hallucinating.
"Nonsense, I clearly said I can't kill you," said the fat demon.
Daqing is so invincible, the thin demon slapped his thigh, "Brother, can you not be excited when you say this?"
Excitement can easily lead to misunderstandings. Seeing that this huge creature was trying to beat him to death, his heart almost jumped out of his chest.
"It's not like you don't know this girl, she's too fat and she eats a lot. Since she seduced you... no, you seduced her, it's just right. I have the beauty of an adult, and you two can do it together." The fat demon said this.
Here, I feel very happy.
He raised his glass, took a sip happily, and poured a glass for the thin demon, "Come on, let's celebrate and have a drink."
The thin demon hesitated. After one drink, he felt like he had sold himself out.
"It's useless if you don't drink. Anyway, if you sleep with her, you have to marry her, or I will crush you to death." The fat demon put his hands together to indicate that he would be crushed to death.
"It's better to die than to live." The thin demon gritted his teeth and drank the wine in one gulp. The first thing he could do was to escape the disaster.
The fat demon smiled and added a pair of chopsticks.
The four of them were eating, and the monsters outside smelled so greedy, not to mention the monsters inside.
"Sniff," a sniffing sound came from the side, "What smells so good?"
For the rest of my life, when I look back, I only hear his voice but not see his person, "Why, is there anyone else?"
He was surprised when he saw a head popping up from the corner outside the counter. His hair was disheveled and his eye sockets were deep. He looked like he had just woken up.
He has a long beard that matches his dirty clothes, making him look as slovenly as possible.
"Why is there someone here?" Yu Sheng said.
"Who are you scolding? I'm a monster." The sloppy monster said without raising his head, sniffing like a dog and approaching the fat monster.
"Go aside." The fat demon hurriedly covered the food.
Although the food in this inn was so fragrant that he could eat it even if he looked at it, the fat demon would not have the courage to let the sloppy demon touch it before eating it.
"Stingy", the sloppy demon muttered, then looked back at Yu Sheng: "Are you from the shopkeeper?"
"yes."
"It's a good place for you to sleep. No one is causing trouble." The sloppy demon stretched his body and said, "Bring me two of these dishes."
Yu Sheng looked him up and down. He was dressed worse than the old beggar outside the inn, "Are you rich?"
The sloppy demon paused for a moment, then smiled and said: "Don't bully me into being poor. Although I don't have money, I have this."
The sloppy demon took out a book from his arms and said, ""Dragon Subduing Palm", the dragon-slaying technique of Zhi Liyi, the dragon-slaying saint of the Central Plains, is a lost secret skill in the Central Plains. How about it, kid? Is it enough to buy you a meal?"
"It's your uncle." Yu Sheng said politely, he is the little dragon man, should he kill himself?
"Hey, you are right, I will use this book to exchange my uncle's life." The sloppy demon said proudly.
"What?"
"My uncle is a dragon."
"Then you too..."
"I'm not. My mother is a snake demon. My uncle wanted to seize the property left by my father, but he was killed by the dragon slaying technique I learned." The sloppy demon looked at Yu Sheng, his eyes were like swords, and he was very energetic.
"How about it, boy, do you want it? Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you be victorious in every battle."
Yu Sheng's eyes narrowed, there was something in this guy's words, "What about the money you got back?" he asked.
The sloppy monster smiled sheepishly and said, "I bought this book entirely. I bought it on credit."
"Uncle, are you kidding me?" Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Go away, you used this trick when I was a kid to cheat Baozi out of candy."
"Don't worry, I really didn't lie to you. Even if I lied to you, you have to read the book to know, right? If you throw a cat into a poison box, you have to take it out and see if it is dead or not." Sloppy
The monster insisted on pushing the book to Yu Sheng, "Little shopkeeper, just one meal, one meal."
"You monster." The fat monster spoke. After all, the smell of the sloppy monster was so strong that it affected his ability to eat.
"You can buy a copy of this book at any bookstore. Yours is still worn out, so you just want to exchange it for a meal?"
"that is."
Eaters are short-tongued, let alone sleepers' wives. The thin demon echoed, "Shopkeeper, if you like it, I have three copies at home."
"Why did you buy so many?" The fat demon turned around and looked at the thin demon in surprise.