"Go, go." It's hard to get rich for the rest of your life.
He smiled and said: "What do you think Lao Hu does at night? You little virgins don't understand anything, and you still like to ask random questions."
"Fuck you, uncle." Ye Zigao and Fu Nan said in unison.
It's true that I'm a virgin, but when I say it from Yu Sheng's mouth, it always feels weird.
In terms of age, the two of them combined have more than three and a half lifetimes.
Mother Hu was standing nearby, adding to her jealousy, "That's right, Lao Ye, there are four men, they are obviously two men and two boys."
He pointed at himself and Yu Sheng, and then at Ye Gao and Wealth.
Fu Nan and Ye Zigao no longer wanted to beat Wu Zhu, they wanted to knock these two guys to the ground and beat them up.
However, reason prevented them from doing so.
Yu Sheng spoke at this time, "Just in time, Old Husband reminded me..."
Seeing Ye Zigao's eyes widening, he hurriedly said: "It's not about you being a virgin, it's about me doing the dirty work, the tiring work, and you guys are watching from the side."
"Why are you watching while I work? Today it's the other way around. You are working while I watch." Yu Sheng said.
"Isn't this possible?" Fu Nan said, "We can't defeat them."
"Don't be afraid. As long as I'm here, you won't die. You just have to play your best." Yu Sheng said.
He took a step back and said leisurely, "This person has to grow up in the battle, just like a tree, it can't slide until it is beaten."
Fu Nan rolled up his sleeves and said, "Let's fight. Without diamonds like yours, we wouldn't be able to get the porcelain job."
He waved to Hu Mu and said, "Old Hu, you go ahead."
"Me?" Hu Muyuan pointed at herself in disbelief, "Why?!"
"You are so handsome. When you open the door, they will lose their focus for a moment. At that time, Lao Ye and I will rush out from behind." Fu Nan said.
"Hey, this is a good idea." Ye Zigao agreed.
"That's okay." Hu Muyuan has always been very confident in her appearance, so completing this small task will not be a problem.
He stepped forward and knocked on the door.
"Bang Bang."
"Come on, come on." The old man's voice came from inside, as if he was watching the door.
"Squeak," the door opened, and an old man stuck his head out, "Do you want to catch ghosts or cure diseases?"
"Uncle, let's find someone." Hu Muyuan said.
The door was under the eaves, blocking the moonlight, so that the old man couldn't see clearly what Mother Hu looked like in the distance, so naturally he didn't lose his concentration.
"Looking for a date?" The old man trembled in fright and looked at Hu Muyuan in horror.
"Hey, old man, you are acting like a hooligan." Hu Muyuan said angrily.
When he was walking in the wilderness, there were always people asking him to do something, or taking the initiative to do it, but most of them were pretty good-looking and very young.
Unexpectedly, the old man has become bad and disrespectful now.
"What are you trying to be friends with?" The old man took a step back, moving further away from Mother Hu.
I bet this old man has bad ears.
Hu Muyuan turned around and winked at Hu Muyuan and Ye Zigao who were hiding behind him, signaling them to take action.
Although this is not a loss of consciousness, it is a loss of hearing.
"The old man is so old, and he is still a gatekeeper. It is not appropriate to do anything." Ye Zi said in a high and low voice,
"Yes, yes." Fu Nan nodded.
"Okay." Hu Muyuan felt the same way. He was so handsome. If he hit the old man, it would damage his image as a beautiful man.
"Uncle, we don't want to be friends, we are looking for people, people!" Hu Muyuan copied the character "人" out of thin air.
"Oh, looking for someone, who are you looking for?" the old man asked again.
"Your wizard." Hu Muyuan said.
"What, very dirty?" The old man looked confused, "I have been working in the witch academy for thirty years, and I have never heard of someone being called very dirty."
"No, Si Wu, Si Wu." Mother Hu couldn't help but emphasize.
"Oh, Si Wu." The old man understood.
"My mother, it's really tiring to talk to him." Hu Muyuan said.
The old man asked again, "Who are you?"
"I am Hu Muyuan."
"What mother is far away?"
"Hu Mu is far away."
"Why are you so far away?"
"Hu Mu is far away."
"Mother Hu, what?"
"Uncle, now I know why you are still a gatekeeper after thirty years of service." Hu Muyuan said, "You are really a gatekeeper."
"Oh, your name is Hu Mujia." The old man understood.
"That's okay, I'll call you Hu Mujia." Hu Mu was too lazy to correct her.
"Who is Hu Muyuan?" the old man asked again.
"boom!"
As soon as the old man finished speaking, he fell backward to make way for Hu Mu and the others.
Hu Muyuan and the other three lowered their heads and saw that the old man was in the shape of a large letter and there was a solitary shoe under his crotch.
"No, you..."
They looked back at Yu Sheng, because they were too shocked to hear the flaw in the old man's words.
Yu Sheng said: "This old man definitely did it on purpose. If you keep arguing with him like this, God will find out."
"Okay, since I didn't do it anyway, it won't damage my handsome reputation."
Hu Muyuan said this, opened the door, stepped over the old man, and entered the witch courtyard.
Yu Sheng stepped forward to take a look at the old man and saw that he had his eyes closed and fainted from pain.
"Pretending to be stupid." Yu Sheng put on his shoes and stepped in to follow.
The witch courtyard is very big and the house is very low.
After walking around the screen wall, the moon illuminated the front yard so brightly that it looked like flowing water. But where to find the witch, Fu Nian and the others were helpless for a while.
"You should go to the back. As the highest official in the witch academy, Si Wu must live in the most luxurious house." Ye Zigao said.
"It makes sense." Fu Nan nodded, "But the security of this witch courtyard is too low, so why not arrange a gatekeeper?"
"Then let them be more guarded." Yu Sheng suggested.
"What do you mean?" Fu Nan turned around in confusion.
Yu Sheng grinned at the rich and miserable, they suddenly had a bad feeling, but it was already too late.
"It's thundering, it's raining, get up and put away your clothes!" Yu Sheng shouted towards the witch courtyard.
After the words fell, the surroundings became a little quiet.
Yu Sheng shouted again: "Hurry, hurry, there is a woman running naked!"
The surrounding courtyards suddenly lit up with lights.
Yu Sheng said to the dumbfounded Fu Nan and others: "We are here to cause trouble, so we have to be a bit blatant. It would be bad if we are misunderstood as thieves or assassins."
"That's right." Hu Muyuan nodded.
He smoothed his hair on his forehead and said, "I am so handsome, so I should be upright. This means handsome people don't do secret things."
"Fuck you, uncle." Yu Sheng and the three of them said in unison.
While they were talking, the people from the witch courtyard opened the door, hurried out with oil-paper umbrellas and torches, and looked at the four Yu Sheng in surprise.
"His grandma is running around naked. Where is she running around naked? Why isn't she running around naked?"
A strong man came out cursing, and was startled when he saw Mother Hu who was the first to bear the brunt, "Okay, okay, so Ying..."
"boom."
Fu Nan and Ye Zigao attacked from left and right, one in the stomach and the other in the nose, knocking the man down instantly.
The two high-fived each other to celebrate the joint hit.
They were originally planning to use this when opening the door, but unfortunately the old man delayed it, and now they finally used it.
"No, can't you wait and wait for him to tell you about the handsome one?" Hu Muyuan said regretfully.
"You, what are you doing!" Several shamans protected the man.
Wu Zhu was left, and a row of people stepped forward to protect Yu Sheng and others. Some people took a step back, opened their oil paper umbrellas, and prepared to release ghosts to fight.
"What are you doing?" Fu Nan snorted coldly, "You can't even see it? He's causing trouble. Where are you witches? Let him come out?"
"Yes, where is the witch?" The shamans were puzzled.
After they looked at each other, they looked behind Yu Sheng and asked curiously: "Where is Lord Si Wu?"