For the rest of my life, I thought this routine was so familiar.
"No, isn't this the idea I gave you when you were chasing Jingwei?" Yu Sheng said.
"Yes, isn't Jingwei just a bird?" Fu Nan asked back.
"Hey." Yu Shengxin said that he was waiting for me here, "but what I want to catch is the three-legged crow."
The rich man was stunned for a moment.
He hesitated for a while and said, "How about you try the method I mentioned?"
"Get out!" Yu Sheng chased him away.
"Why am I going to fall in love with a three-legged crow? If he doesn't burn me to death, my aunt will have to hack me. It's not as reliable as Lao Hu's method."
"What can Lao Hu do?" Fu Nan asked curiously.
"Eat it."
Fu Nan was angry, "Shopkeeper Yu, you are insulting me. No matter what I do, my method is more reliable than his."
"You can't believe it!"
Yu Sheng waved his hand and let the rich and poor go about their business.
While he was racking his brains, a scholar ran over in a panic outside the inn.
He was carrying a bamboo cage on his back, and there were two geese in the cage.
Panting, he stopped at the door of the inn, turned back and looked in the direction of the stone bridge, feeling lingering fear.
"Sir, please come inside." Ye Zi stood up and greeted.
"well."
The scholar had just calmed down from the shock, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and followed Ye Zigao in.
Ye Zigao asked him to sit down, poured him a glass of water to calm his shock, and asked curiously: "What's behind you to scare you like this?"
The scholar drank a cup of tea and said, "I, let me tell you, don't be frightened."
Ye Zigao said: "Don't worry, I will never be scared unless it's too scary."
The scholar waved his hand and glanced behind him, "Forget it, I can't be scared alone. We must be scared together."
"You are really doing harm to others but not yourself." Ye Zigao said.
But I am interested in the rest of my life.
He came over with a pot of wine and said, "You have a story and I have wine. Tell me quickly."
Maybe the system will reward him with a magical skill to catch the sun, such as planting the sun?
One for the North Pole, one for the Antarctic, and of course, now it is for the Northern and Southern Wildernesses, which will kill them.
I will spend the rest of my life pouring a glass of wine for the scholar.
The scholar took a sip of wine, considered it, and said, "The story must start on my way out of the city."
Yu Sheng asked him, "Which city are you from?"
"Demon City is the city where the city lord likes to hang people on the walls." The scholar said, "Of course, our city lord likes to hang ourselves on the city walls now."
"Why is this?" Ye Zigao wondered.
"Hey, the leader of the Eastern Wasteland has built an inn in the city. Anyone can file a complaint so that the guy doesn't dare to do whatever he wants. He can't harm others, so he can only harm himself." The scholar said.
"It's not a spider. If you can't get into the web, who will it catch?"
Yu Sheng was not proud at all. He urged the scholar, "Tell me about the time you were scared to death."
"Oh, I just left the city and walked for less than a day. I walked happily and peacefully." After the scholar said this, he said to Yu Sheng and others: "Thanks to the blessing of Alliance Leader Yu, there are very few monsters robbers on the road now.
It's cannibalism. Although there are a few people who collect protection fees, they don't dare to blatantly do it."
"That's right." Ye Zigao glanced at Yu Sheng, "The monsters who collect protection fees are getting poorer and poorer."
Now, under the concept that monsters and humans live together for the rest of their lives, any monster that does evil will be punished by the city guard or the current monster guard of the inn.
Especially those who want to steal money or rob someone. When they have a whim, they will personally come to the other party's door and rob them all.
If you don't want to spend the rest of your life plucking your hair, don't even think about having any money left.
"Don't interrupt, keep talking." Yu Sheng brought the topic back.
"Oh, later on, I met a man on the road. He was very well-dressed, but he was sitting on the roadside, frowning, as if he didn't feel comfortable..."
The scholar was kind and asked what happened to the man.
Passers-by said that my feet hurt and I couldn't walk.
The scholar said: "Yes, this road is not easy to walk, but I heard that Yaocheng is going to build a road to Yangzhou City, so it will be easier to walk in the future."
At this time, the passerby made a request, "Guess what he said?" The scholar looked at Yu Sheng and the others.
"He wants to eat you?" Yu Sheng asked.
"wrong."
"I know, he wants to sleep with you!" Ye Zigao said.
Yu Sheng and the scholar looked at him angrily, "Aren't you too dirty-minded?" the scholar said.
"Ignore him, he is thinking about sleeping people right now," Yu Sheng said.
The scholar stood a little farther away from Ye Zi and continued: "The passerby said, why don't I go to your goose cage to rest."
"You, what did you say?"
Before the scholar could understand, the man slipped into the cage, sat down with the two geese, and then motioned to the scholar to carry him on his way.
At this time, the scholar understood that he was either meeting a person with magic powers or meeting a monster.
However, scholars are not afraid.
"After all, this is Alliance Leader Yu's territory, and no one dares to make any mistakes."
So, he carried the monster on his back and headed south.
Oddly enough, with one more person in the cage, the goose cage doesn't feel heavy at all.
The scholar walked for a long time, and when he was waiting for lunch, the passerby jumped out of the goose cage and said he wanted to entertain the scholar in return.
"His mouth is big enough..." The passerby glanced around and finally selected the long table, "It's as big as a long table."
"Oh." Ye Zigao exclaimed.
All kinds of delicacies have been placed on the table, both flying in the sky and walking on the ground, and they are still steaming.
"Those utensils are all made of copper and are engraved with flowers, birds, fish and insects," the scholar said.
The man said that his wife had cooked the meal and asked him to come out and eat with them.
After saying that, the passerby opened his mouth and spit out a woman.
They dined together, and the passerby soon became so drunk that he vomited out a bed, erected a screen, and went to sleep behind the screen.
At this time, the wife said to the scholar: "Although I am his wife, I don't like him. I also brought someone with me. Let's have dinner together."
After that, the woman also spit out a person, a handsome man.
Ye Zigao was stunned. He looked at Yu Sheng, "Isn't this the baby who has become a sperm?"
"No, Gua Gua has already become a spirit." Yu Sheng said.
"It's not over." The scholar said, "After the woman also went to bed, the handsome man vomited out another woman. The man went to sleep, and the woman vomited out a man. The woman went to bed, and the man vomited out.
Another woman vomited out, let the woman go..."
Seeing the scholar talking about the wheel, Ye Zi patted him and said, "Are you sick?"
"You are the one who is sick."
The scholar continued: "In short, one comes out, another sleeps, another comes out, and another sleeps..."
"Oh, I know." Yu Sheng suddenly understood.
"What do you know?" Ye Zigao and the scholar looked at him.
"These monsters are really bad at drinking," Yu Sheng said.
"Go." Ye Zi waved his hands high and turned back to the scholar and said, "These people are really green."
The scholar nodded, "There was a monster in the middle, and it spit out two men at once. From then on, it became two women spitting out two men, two men spitting out two women, and two men spitting out two boys.
All in all, more than thirty people came out, and in the end there was only one woman left..."
"Wait a minute!" Ye Zigao interrupted him.
"Now that there are two, aren't there two girls left in the end?" he asked.
"No, those two men in the end liked a woman." The scholar said.
"I'll choke it, this is really messy." Although Ye Zigao said this, he listened with interest.
"But, this woman..." The scholar hesitated.
"What's wrong with that woman?" Ye Zigao urged him.
"The woman doesn't like these two men and has fallen in love with me." The scholar said.