The bamboo pole monster came from the carriage behind.
"It's strange, these days there are still people selling baldness cure medicine to monks." The bamboo stick monster laughed.
Doctor You laughed and said, "Sir, you are short-sighted. Look at the people on the road who don't have neat hair. Only the master is bald. This is a naked provocation to me. If I don't take action, it won't look good."
Am I incompetent? Besides, masters and the others have pursuits in this area, and I happen to have a plaster in this area. We are like a wolf meeting a wolf, a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, a bastard meeting a mung bean, a needlepoint meeting a wheat awn, and a dung beetle playing football with similar smells...
"
"What a mess." Seeing his idioms and words, the bamboo stick monster couldn't help but fell out and was stunned.
These Central Plains people speak well.
"Why is it so messy? Master, if you want to mess up your head, you have to have the capital."
Doctor You came up with a smile and said, "Master, my medicine is effective after three applications. Four applications will ensure that your hair will hang down like a willow tree and grow vigorously. The price is not expensive, one application is five times, and there is a discount for five applications."
Only twenty strings."
The old monk was puzzled, "Four posts are enough, why is five posts discounted?"
"The first four tips worked, but the last one naturally didn't work." Doctor You took the opportunity to approach the old monk and pointed at his sign, "See, if it doesn't work, you don't need any money."
The old monk suddenly realized that this is what Daqing means.
"Master, how about five posts?" Doctor You looked at the old monk cheerfully.
The old monk waved his hand, "No, no more. A monk needs six pure roots, let alone so many hairs on his head."
Doctor You's smile froze, "I don't want you to ask anything. Aren't you just making fun of my poverty? You, a master, are too merciless."
He spoke so loudly that the passers-by couldn't help but look at them sideways.
The old monk was displeased and said, "You can take medicine randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. How can I be unkind?"
Doctor You said plausibly: "Time is money, and time is life. If you waste my time, what else are you doing instead of seeking money and killing people?"
"I..." The old monk really didn't know what to say for a while.
He had stayed in prison for so many years and devoted himself to studying Buddhist scriptures. He had become pedantic and was no match for these smooth-talking people.
The bamboo pole monster stepped forward and pushed You Yi away, "Don't be like these people, let's rush first..."
"Ouch." As soon as the bamboo stick monster touched You Yi, You Yi's body flew out with a "whoosh", fell to the ground, and rolled again.
"You're killing people, monks are killing people!" Doctor You shouted loudly.
The bamboo stick monster was stunned for a moment, then faced the old monk's questioning eyes and waved his hands hurriedly, "No, I didn't, I just touched it lightly..."
The young monk believed in bamboo pole monsters. He glanced at Doctor You with disdain and said, "You are a doctor, but you also do porcelain part-time?"
Seeing the passers-by turning a blind eye, Doctor You said: "Isn't it difficult to make a living? The more you make a living, the more security you get."
He sat up and said, "I don't want much. Why don't you buy my medicine, or you can give me the money to treat my injuries."
The bamboo pole monster was helpless. He saw that among the pedestrians, there were many doctors carrying medicine boxes on their backs. "This is Shennong City, a holy place in the eyes of doctors. You are so messy and ruining the reputation of doctors, Shennong City and even the founder. I'm not afraid."
Are they giving you trouble?"
"Hey, how many good doctors do you think there are in Shennong City?" Doctor You waved to a doctor next to him, "Hey, doctor, he has diarrhea and wants to buy medicine."
The doctor, who had turned a blind eye to them and passed them by, immediately returned enthusiastically.
"Diarrhea, it's easy to cure. I have Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which can cure diarrhea." He opened the medicine box on his body enthusiastically.
"Another old monk said he was constipated," Doctor You said again.
"It's easy to cure. I have Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which can cure constipation..." The doctor took out the medicine, realized the contradiction in his words, and was stunned for a moment.
"Look," You Yi said, "there are no good doctors in Shennong City now. All the good doctors have gone out to travel around the world."
When the doctor saw that Doctor You was just using him as evidence, he put away the medicine box and cursed, "Fuck you, grandpa, I'm just having fun with your grandpa."
"Fuck you, sir. Liuwei Dihuang Pills are obviously for pregnant women, but you fucking use them to treat diarrhea, you're a quack!" Doctor You scolded back.
"Really?" The doctor was stunned for a moment. Feeling that he was wrong, he turned around and walked towards the city gate.
Qiu Fan, who had been sitting on the shaft of the car, asked doubtfully: "Isn't Liuwei Dihuang Pill nourishing yin and replenishing kidneys? Why is it used by pregnant women?"
"Really?" Now it was Doctor You's turn to be stunned.
After a moment, he stood up quickly and shouted towards the doctor in the distance: "Mr. doctor, stop and give me one, no, ten servings of Liuwei Dihuang Pills!"
Looking at the figure of the wandering doctor doing business with the doctor in the distance, the bamboo pole monster, the old monk and the others raised their heads again, looking at Shennong City in the distance and the word "Shennong" on the wall of Shennong City.
"We...haven't we arrived at a fake Shennong city?" the bamboo stick monster asked them.
No one answered.
"Let's go into the city." The young monk said, "Take the wandering doctor with you. We are going to find the medicine mountain in Shennong City."
"Sure." The bamboo stick monsters and the others moved forward. When they passed by Doctor You, Doctor You took the small pill in his palm.
"I don't know if it's true or not." Doctor You muttered, "Try to find a girl tonight?"
"Hey, this quack doctor!" The bamboo stick monster sat on the carriage and greeted him condescendingly.
"What do you want me to do?" You Yi was very conscious and agreed without raising his head.
At the same time, there were three or five pedestrians passing by who were saying yes.
After they learned that the bamboo stick monster was greeting the traveling doctor, they left as if nothing had happened.
"Do you know how to get to the Medicine Mountain in Shennong City?" the bamboo stick monster asked him.
Doctor You raised his head, "The medicine mountain in Shennong City?" He rolled his eyes, "Lead the way!"
"You've got money's eyes on you, haven't you?" The bamboo stick monster wanted to whip him with the whip in his hand.
"Brother, please be considerate. I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two- or three-year-old child. The neighbor's baby next door is also waiting for me to raise him," You Yi said.
Seeing that the little monk was a little impatient, the bamboo pole monster waved his hand, "Okay, you lead the way."
"Okay!" Doctor You happily walked ahead to lead the way.
"Brother, do you have corns on your feet? To tell you the truth, my plaster has a miraculous effect on corns." He did not forget to go back and promote his plaster.
"There are no corns, but my butt is a little uncomfortable," said the bamboo stick monster.
It's inevitable that you'll be riding for a long time.
"Hey, is there something you can't tell me? Then post it, it will definitely cure the disease." Dr. You suggested enthusiastically.
"This plaster of yours can really cure anything," said the bamboo stick monster.
"That is, to tell you the truth, my herb is collected from the Shennong Medicine Mountain. It was personally planted by the city lord who established Shennong City back then. It gathers the essence of heaven and earth, the light of the sun and the moon, and can cure all diseases, especially those that are convenient...
Doctor You smiled lewdly, "It will definitely have miraculous effects."
Qiu Fan became interested, "Is your plaster still effective on that thing?"
"Of course." Dr. You confided in them, "To tell you the truth, other medicines may not be as effective, but my plaster is absolutely ineffective in that regard. Many people have used my medicine, and they have never had it again.
She is better than her son and daughter, and my neighbor is proof of that."
"Your uncle!" The bamboo stick monster and Qiu Fan said in unison.
After paying the entrance fee, they entered Shennong City, where the scent of medicine and the noise hit their faces.
There are drug shops, drug dealers setting up stalls selling medicine, and doctors walking around the streets. There are people selling medicine everywhere.
There are even wild doctors who insert that thing into the axle of a cart and turn the wheel to show that their medicine is effective.
Pedestrians were not as busy as the traffic, but for some reason, they kept driving away the monsters with bamboo sticks who leaned in front of the carriages to sell medicinal herbs. They felt that the city was beautiful but was in ruins on the outside.