The first thousand three hundred and forty-eight chapters
The quarrel lasted for a long time, and the person I dared to talk about was Yu'er, the snake charmer.
"You told me earlier," Yu Sheng said, "Miss Yu'er has been living in the city that never sleeps and has nothing to do with me at all."
Ye Shen raised his head, "Weren't you kidnapped?"
"It's strange, I have my little aunt, why should I abduct your little aunt? What kind of person am I?" Yu Sheng said.
"Aren't you that kind of person?" Ye Shen replied to him.
"Uh..." Yu Sheng looked around, "Is my reputation in Zhonghuang so bad now?"
Fu Nan nodded, "You have always had a bad reputation when it comes to kidnapping my aunt."
"Screw you." Yu Sheng said, "Am I a kid? I am a lover of love. I dare to love, hate, and act."
"Oh, that's right." Yu Sheng suddenly remembered and looked at Ye Shen, "Your aunt offered me a hundred thousand yuan to give you a good beating."
As soon as the one hundred thousand guan was mentioned, Yu Sheng forgot all about the purpose of his visit. He made his fists rattling and looked at Yagami with interest.
"I, my little aunt, give you 100,000 yuan to let you hit me?!" Ye Shen was surprised, and his eyes burst into light, "My little aunt has become a rich little woman?"
"Uh", Yu Sheng thought to himself, this is not the point at all.
Ye Shen couldn't restrain himself with joy, "That's great, I like my little aunt even more."
He raised his head again to confirm with Yu Sheng, "You really didn't kidnap my little aunt?"
"Don't slander me, I'm kidding... Bah, I only like my city master." Yu Sheng raised his hand, "I swear on my mother's beauty, but there are even a few lies that will disfigure her face."
Yagami looked at him in surprise.
"Don't worry, this is definitely my biological son, no one else dares to swear by it." Ye Zigao said.
Yagami ignored them and murmured to himself, "How can I make my aunt fall in love with me?"
Ye Shen scratched his head when he remembered it.
"It's from our shopkeeper." Fu Nan said, "In terms of kidnapping my aunt, in the entire wilderness, our shopkeeper is second in number, and no one dares to be number one."
"Hey, yes." Ye Shen suddenly realized, clapped his hands, and looked at Yu Sheng eagerly.
"You, what are you doing?"
Yu Sheng was stunned by his eager eyes, and took a step back and said: "Collect people's money and help them eliminate disasters. My main task now is to help your little aunt beat you up!"
"I'll give you one hundred thousand guan!" Ye Shen raised two fingers, "Teach me how to abduct my aunt."
"Oh." Ye Zigao and others were surprised. The price was really high.
Unexpectedly, Yu Sheng shook his head and said, "No, it's difficult for you. I heard that you bullied too many girls."
Ye Shen covered his head, "It was because I was young and mistakenly believed others, thinking that if I used force, my aunt would be devoted to me, and then..."
However, he promised Yu Sheng, "I will succeed in nothing."
"What else are you thinking about? This is bad enough." Yu Sheng said angrily, "Who gave you this bad idea?"
"Sun God." Night God said.
"Well..." Yu Sheng could only say, "He really deserves this name."
"I'll pay you 150,000 yuan, what do you think?" Seeing that Yu Sheng refused, Ye Shen raised the price again.
Yu Sheng still shook his head, "No, I heard that you even peeked at your little aunt taking a bath."
Ye Shen waved his hand, "No, no, absolutely not."
"really?"
"I am the Night God. The night gave me eyes. I accidentally saw them when I was looking for the light." The Night God said seriously.
"Can you please stop tarnishing this poem?" Yu Sheng said.
Seeing that Yu Sheng was still indifferent, Ye Shen stretched out two fingers again, "Two hundred thousand guan, shopkeeper Yu, whether you can help or not, that's up to me..."
"Deal!" Yu Sheng agreed decisively, "When the siege of Sun City is resolved, I will take care of your business."
Ye Shen's face blossomed with joy, and he couldn't help but thank Yu Sheng: "Thank you, Shopkeeper Yu, don't worry, when I marry my little aunt, we will be the same as each other..."
"Fuck you." Yu Sheng interrupted him, "Who is the raccoon dog?"
"I am Raccoon Dog, and you are Qiu." Ye Shen said.
This culture…
Forget it, Yu Sheng was too lazy to pay attention to him and coughed: "Don't be too happy too early. Although I promised you, there is something you have to do for me first."
"What?" Ye Shen patted his chest, "You said, as long as it doesn't delay my pursuit of my little aunt, I can do anything."
"Very good." Yu Sheng rolled up his sleeves, "Let me beat you up, and then I can earn your aunt's one hundred thousand yuan first."
Ye Shen was stunned, "This, this is not good, is it?"
"What's wrong with this? I think it's good." Yu Sheng said, "I beat you and your little aunt will be relieved. Maybe it will help you realize your dreams."
Ye Shen thought about it and said, "What you said makes sense."
"Then I'll hit you?" Yu Sheng flexed his wrist.
"Fight, I will risk my life for my little aunt!" Ye Shen said.
"You are not allowed to fight back."
"Don't worry, I will never...ah!" Ye Shenhua said halfway, Yu Sheng punched Ye Shen in the face, and Ye Shen flew out directly.
"Don't slap me in the face!" Yagami shouted, "it will disfigure you."
"You are so dark, even if you are injured, you won't be able to tell." Yu Sheng went up and kicked him again.
"Then don't hit your lower body, I can help you." Ye Shen shouted again.
"Don't worry, I know my own limits!" Yu Sheng said and punched again.
Ye Zigao and the others looked at their hands itching to be able to beat the Night God, one of the two gods of the wilderness. If this spreads out, it may be very majestic.
So they also stepped forward to help Yu Sheng, and for a while Ye Shen kept screaming.
"Easy, gentle." Ye Shen shouted.
"If you're too light, I can't bear the one hundred thousand guan." Yu Sheng panted, "If you think about it this way, with one punch, your little aunt will be one step closer to you..."
"Then you should focus on the key points." Ye Shen changed his mind again.
The monsters looked at this scene dumbfounded, these gods and humans really know how to play.
"Brother Tiger, do you still want to go to the Central Plains?" the fox demon asked the tiger demon.
"I won't go, humans are too damn capable of deceiving," said the tiger demon.
And it's too cruel. If he raises his foot, he will be hit in the crotch. If he encounters such a person, a few tiger whips won't be enough.
Finally, when night fell, they stopped.
Ye Shen stood up with scars all over his body, still wanting to know more, "The beatings are too few, why don't you give me more?"
"No, no." Yu Sheng and the others waved their hands, "We are tired. Besides, we are not here to find you, we are here to find the Sun God."
"I'm here." A man outside the demon group said.
The monsters made a way for them one after another, and an old man in white clothes with bird patterns on his body and white hair came out with his hands behind his back.
There seemed to be light on his body, and warmth flowed out wherever he went, bringing a touch of warmth to the grim battlefield where the clouds were thick and blood flowed like rivers.
He stood in front of Yu Sheng and held his hands to Yu Sheng: "Sun God, I have met Shopkeeper Yu."
A gift in return for the rest of my life.
"I wonder what Shopkeeper Yu wants from me? Could it be that I'm here to act as a lobbyist for the giant?" Rishen smiled.
"The Giants and the King of the East Wilderness have always been at odds with each other. Do you think it's possible?" Yu Sheng smiled bitterly.
"Then why is Shopkeeper Yu here?"
"Help you deal with the giants."
"Help us deal with the giant?" Sun God looked behind Yu Sheng suspiciously.
There are three people in total, one is stupid, one is cheap, and one... can be seduced, but he is a giant.
"Exactly." Yu Sheng nodded, "Although we have a small number of people, with my close door, we can instantly transfer the monsters from the east and central part of the Central Wasteland."
Ye Shen nodded, "This is true. Don't underestimate Shopkeeper Yu's inn."
"A door so close?" Sun God had never heard of it before. He was about to ask Night God to explain it carefully when he suddenly said: "Hey, we just separated for a while, why have you gained weight?"
This is a good idea, as the city is short of food.
Their Sun City is not a place where food is produced, and there are many monsters gathered there, so they are struggling these days.
"If we use this method to fatten the pigs, we can eat one more meal and survive for a while longer," Sun God said.
"Get out of here, I'm swollen." Ye Shen said angrily.
"Also, with shopkeeper Yu here, you don't have to worry about food at all." Yagami explained to Sungami what the door is close to.