The first thousand three hundred and eighty chapters
"You're not feeling better yet?"
After a long time, Elder Miao couldn't help but ask.
"Okay, I'm lazy, tell me." Elder Pu Fu still cherished his words like gold.
"Your uncle." Elder Miao cursed, took away the whole money, and threw the loose money into Elder Pu's belly, "How much is this?"
"Eight-three-one, three-three." Elder Pu Fu spit out five words.
"Hey." Yu Sheng was surprised. The total of the loose money was indeed eight hundred and thirty-one and thirty-three cents.
"Okay." Yu Sheng said, this is as accurate as superlatives, "How do you practice?"
Elder Miao said angrily: "They are lazy and too lazy to count money, so they came up with this way to be lazy. They also have other ways to be lazy, let's take eating as an example. They invented a mechanism and moved their fingers.
From raw to cooked, it's all done in one step, and you can even feed it to their mouths."
This is nothing, "They also have the magic weapon to turn pancakes!" Elder Miao said.
"Pan-turning artifact?"
"It's just a piece of baked cake that they hang around their necks to eat. After eating the piece in front of their neck, they don't bother to bring the piece from the back to the front."
So, the Pu Fu giants invented a mechanism that allowed the cakes to circle around their necks, so that they could eat wherever they wanted.
"They have a lot of lazy ways, and they even invented a car that can run on its own," Elder Miao said.
Yu Sheng was very interested, "Tell me about it."
Elder Miao doesn't know the specifics, so let Elder Pu speak. It's even less clear how he cherishes his words like gold.
Elder Miao could only bite the bullet and come.
"It's just to lock two dogs in a sealed space, and then make a mechanism to let them push the wheels hard in the space. With the wheels attached to the outside, people can sit on them and walk away. Oh, by the way, they also
There’s a handle…”
Elder Miao couldn't explain clearly, so he just gestured, but the more he talked, the more confused the giants around him became.
As a person who traveled through time, Yu Sheng understood clearly, damn, isn’t this just a car that doesn’t burn oil?
"Where is this car?" Yu Sheng asked Pu's father anxiously.
"Yun, I'm hungry..." Elder Pu's father said.
"What a pity." Yu Sheng regretted it. He still wanted to see this legendary car.
This cart may still be of great use. Just imagine, even a giant can pull it, and it is easy to pull a small cart of vegetables and other things.
"Eat." Elder Park finally said the next sentence.
"You breathless one," Yu Sheng said to him.
He thought he was starving to death, but he thought it was because they killed the donkey and ate it.
Yu Sheng said it was a pity, he was still planning to see what the legendary Yuan was.
Seeing that Yu Sheng was interested in these things, Elder Miao struck while the iron was hot, "These are nothing. Before, in order to deal with the King of Zhonghuang, your shopkeeper Yu, they also invented a kind of car, which was covered with iron sheets and inserted into the tip of a spear.
, the giant stayed inside and rushed towards people..."
For the rest of my life, I was dumbfounded. His uncle also had an armored vehicle.
Elder Miao mistakenly thought that Yu Sheng was frightened, so he hurriedly said, "Of course, there is no need for it now."
He wanted to continue talking, but Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Stop talking."
Yu Sheng looked at Elder Park's father, wondering if this grandson had also traveled through time?
"The king of heaven overshadows the tigers of the earth?" Yu Sheng said the secret code.
Elder Pu's father looked at Yu Sheng inexplicably and was too lazy to respond, so he gave him a "boo".
It seemed not, so Yu Sheng asked again: "Did you come up with these ideas yourself?"
"Hey, he is too lazy to use his brain. What I just said was thought up by one of his tribe members." Elder Miao said, "Everything is created for laziness. Whatever is created to make them lazy, they create it.
What."
At this point, Elder Miao knew that the topic had gone too far.
He hurriedly pulled him back and said, "Shop Manager Yu, they are definitely qualified for the treasury work. How about hiring a few more? Their abilities are not even close to each other, and they are both lazy."
He went to Pu's clan today and saw that most of the giants in Pu's clan had their eyes closed tightly with hunger.
If he doesn't help, the giants of Park's family will starve to death.
Yu Sheng waved his hand, "I want it! I want all the people from Park's family!"
"The remaining giants, they can also look at the gate..." Elder Miao was saying, then he was stunned, "All, all?"
"Yes, I want them all. I also want those things they invented." Yu Sheng said.
Yu Sheng rubbed his hands and thought, unexpectedly, although these Pu Fu giants are lazy, they are quite smart.
He prepared some giants to look at the money bank, and the remaining giants, Park's father, went to give him ways to be lazy every day.
Elder Miao was very happy when he heard that he would spend the rest of his life.
As for Elder Park's father, this guy is extremely lazy. He is too lazy to accept them for the rest of his life without even wanting to smile.
"By the way, is there any more?" Yu Sheng asked.
Not only for the car, but for the rest of my life, I also want to know what kind of thing Brother Tu was stabbed to death back then.
"Gouji!" Park's father giant corrected Yu Sheng.
"Okay, Gouyue, are there any more? Where can I catch them?" Yu Sheng asked.
"There are mountains at the junction of the Western Wilderness and the Central Wilderness." Elder Miao also knew this.
"Catch a few of them. They will be of great use. I will calculate the money for you when the time comes." Yu Sheng said.
After Pu's father was settled, Yu Sheng asked again: "By the way, why is it that only elder Pu's father is here, and where is the giant Xia Geng?"
The next three tribes of the giant tribe all live nearby, the Pu family is in another valley, and as for the summer farming giants, they are used to digging holes to live.
"Uh." Elder Miao said sheepishly, "He, they don't dare to come."
"Don't you dare to come?" Yu Sheng was speechless.
The Summer Farming Giant is as timid as a mouse, and he really lives up to his name. No wonder he lives in a cave.
In this way, you can be like a mouse, hiding in its hole whenever there is any disturbance.
"Forget it, let's get them some food later," Yu Sheng said.
He could only figure it out slowly, hoping it wouldn't take too long, because he still needed the help of the Xia Geng Giant to dig out the netherworld under the inn.
In the future, I will continue to sell wine to the netherworld for the rest of my life, and there still has to be a way.
"Is there another clan?" Yu Sheng asked, "What's its name? It's quite mysterious."
Pu Fu, Kua'e, Xia Gencai are three tribes, and there is another tribe of giants from the lower four tribes.
"People with no way out." Elder Miao clicked his finger, "It's a bit difficult to find them."
A roadless person?
For the rest of my life, I never imagined that the remaining giants would be named this way.
"Why, they are not with you?" Yu Sheng asked.
Elder Miao nodded, "The roadless people are a tribe who like to travel in the mountains and seas, do not offend any living beings, do not do anything, are good at making wine, and like to travel in roadless places. When we giants moved from the east, they heard that there was a group of monkeys in the northern mountains and forests who were good at doing things.
They were making wine, so they went out in groups to grab the monkey wine."
"No, they're not hungry?" Yu Sheng said.
Elder Miao rubbed his head and said, "How should I put it? People who have no way out only drink alcohol and do not eat grains, fish or meat."
In other words, people who have no way out will not die of hunger, they will only die of thirst.
"Don't be afraid, I have good wine." Yu Sheng said.
It seems that the giants of the Roadless People can also be used by him, and Yu Sheng is currently short of manpower for brewing wine.