Above the wilderness, the village lies, surrounded by silence, except for the feeble chirping of insects from time to time.
Two frogs jumped out of the river, bathed in the moonlight, and were about to do something they should do on a good day and with beautiful scenery.
"ah!!"
Suddenly, the shrill screams of several women rang out almost simultaneously, breaking the silence of the village.
The two frogs trembled and did not dare to stay on the shore any longer. They jumped into the river with a "plop".
Several people in Yu Sheng covered their ears and took a few steps back, further away from the door.
Amidst the shrill screams of the women, dust began to fall on the already rotten door frame of the house.
"Stop, stop!" Yu Sheng shouted.
It was useless. It wasn't until they finally took a breath that the women stopped.
At this time, they had already held up torches and retreated behind a few old men, looking at the door of the inn in horror.
"What, what is this?" a woman asked, "Why is it uglier than Ah Chou?"
"How ugly is Ah Chou?" The woman glanced at the door of the inn tremblingly, "Compared with it, Ah Chou is much more beautiful."
"Everyone, don't get excited." Yu Sheng cleared his ears to restore his hearing, "This is a dog, a dog!"
Yu Sheng kicked the dog under his feet and said, "You bark a few times to prove yourself."
The dog rolled his eyes and ignored the people outside, but he had to obey his master's orders, so he raised his head...
"Ouch!"
"Ouch, wolf!" The women and the three little old men took a step back again.
Only the drained little old man stood motionless, like a majestic mountain, blocking the way of the women.
"No, no." Yu Sheng waved his hands hurriedly, "It's a dog, it's really a dog. It just likes to pretend to be a wolf to scare others."
He smiled and said, "These days, monsters and beasts are rampant. Wouldn't it be better to learn another language to get along better?"
He kicked the dog again and made it bark.
"Woof woof." The dog barked reluctantly.
"It's really a dog. It barks loudly and is a good dog." After the women breathed a sigh of relief, one woman said.
"Yes, my dog used to bark so confidently." Another woman said, "I couldn't bear to eat it."
"Is it delicious?" asked the little old man's wife, the young woman, who was standing at the front, unmoving.
"It's okay." The woman eating the dog smacked her lips and said, "It's quite delicious."
I am speechless for the rest of my life. Who are these people? I was scared just now, but now I am jumping to eat.
While they were talking, the little old man was still standing at the front, motionless.
Seeing this, the women said to the young woman: "The fifth child in your family usually seems to be quite timid, but I didn't expect that he would be so responsible when something happens to him!"
The fifth daughter-in-law said proudly: "That's right, our fifth daughter-in-law is just used to keeping a low profile."
At this time, Yu Sheng stepped out of the inn, letting the dog stay inside the door so as not to scare the villagers.
He also admired the courage of this old man.
In Yu Sheng's inn, there were monsters talking and laughing, and there were no normal people coming and going.
Even among these people, it is rare to see a dog with an unchanging expression and as motionless as a mountain.
He patted Lao Wu on the shoulder and said, "Brother, if nothing else, you are definitely the one!"
Just as Yu Sheng gave a thumbs up, he saw the wind blowing, picked up Lao Wu's dry hair, and then gently blew him down.
"Hey, what's going on?" Several little old men behind him hurriedly supported Lao Wu.
"Lao Wu, Lao Wu?" Lao Wu's mother-in-law stepped forward and tugged at Lao Wu in horror, but Lao Wu remained indifferent.
At this time, an old man who was supporting Lao Wu said in a somewhat uncomfortable tone, "Why are Lao Wu's hands so cold?"
As he spoke, he touched his hand to Lao Wu's breathing area, and then his whole body froze, "This, this..."
Another old man confirmed, "Lao Wu is dead?"
The women in the back looked at each other in disbelief, "Human, people just died like that?" one woman said in disbelief.
The fifth old woman was completely stunned and her body was trembling. Fortunately, someone held her back and prevented her from falling to the ground.
"Lao Wu, Lao Wu."
After the old fifth woman's body was supported by the support pillar, she finally recovered and sat down on the ground, crying and crying.
Just now people were screaming, and now people are wailing again. The village has completely woken up and is no longer silent.
"What's going on?" A man came over with a hoe and asked the villager who was comforting his fifth daughter-in-law.
It can be seen that this man has been a tough guy before.
Now I can't. My body seems to have been crushed by a huge boulder, and it collapsed at an extremely fast speed, so that my hair is gray and my walk is sluggish.
However, the foundation is still there, and the tone when speaking still has the toughness of a strong man.
Behind him, some villagers gathered around holding farm tools.
Among these people, the women are not bad. Although they are attractive in appearance, most of their bodies are still strong.
Most of the men are like scared old men.
Although he was young, his body was hollowed out, either rickety or skeletal, as dry as firewood.
Even many young people have tender skin on their faces, but they are already full of wrinkles.
"Lao Wu, this man..." A thin old man pointed at Yu Sheng, "I was scared to death by the dog they brought!"
"What?" The man was stunned, subconsciously took a few steps back, and then looked at Yu Sheng in the light of the fire, "Are you a human or a monster?"
"I? Human." Yu Sheng said.
"Oh." The man breathed a sigh of relief, "It will be easier to deal with."
"Huh?" Yu Sheng was puzzled. He turned to look at Ye Zigao and Fu Nan, and asked them what they meant by his eyes.
The two men also shook their heads.
The man said: "Damn it, who are you? Why did you come to our village? You scared people to death. What are you going to do about this?"
"We came to the village to open an inn. As for scaring people to death..." Yu Sheng said innocently, "It was an accident."
He knew that the dog was ugly, but he never expected that the dog was so ugly that it could scare people to death.
"Accident?" The man didn't think so, "If you hadn't been so pretentious, how could a living person be scared to death by you!?"
"He wasn't completely scared to death."
The little white fox came out from behind Yu Sheng and the others and said unconvinced, "He has been extremely weak for a long time. Today is just a coincidence."
This old man's body had long been hollowed out, like a candle in the wind.
And Gouzi is exactly that gust of wind.
The man sneered, "That's what I'm saying. No matter how weak he is, if you hadn't been pretending to be a ghost, would he have died?"
"You!" The little white fox didn't know how to argue, and simply pulled the dog out, grabbed its legs, showed its dog face to everyone, and also showed the privacy of the dog's crotch, "You watch, we
There’s no pretense, this is a dog!”
A fox, a dog, etc. were all replaced by the quantifier "head" by the little white fox.
It sounds grand!
"Monster!" the man shouted.
Except for the villagers who had just seen Gouzi, all the surrounding villagers stepped back.
Some weak people were even unsteady and almost fell down.
Then, with skillful and uniform movements, these villagers knelt down and shouted: "I have seen you, sir!"
The tone was consistent, full of respect, and full of energy, echoing in the streets.
It was quiet for a while, except for the chilling sound of fallen leaves blown by the autumn wind.
Gouzi was confused and didn't know what happened.
Qiongqi muttered beside him, "My dear, if I had known that I should come to the Central Plains to hang out, why would I go to the Eastern Wasteland to find death?"
"This..." The little white fox was stunned. She had never been given such a great gift in her life.
"This is a dog!"
She kindly reminded them, "He is a bit ugly, but we definitely didn't mean to scare him to death by pretending to be weird!"
The little white fox pointed at Lao Wu’s body and said.
"Woo." The dog struggled carefully.
Qiongqi rolled his eyes and didn't translate it. It meant he was just pretending to be a ghost and scared to death.
"No!"
The man kneeling on the ground shook his head solemnly,
"Lao Wu was not scared to death by this gentleman. Lao Wu is weak and his time has come!" He said seriously.
"Yes, yes." The villagers kneeling behind them nodded in unison.
They looked at the ground and never dared to raise their heads.
"Uh, this..." The little white fox scratched his head.
She argued just to tell them that Lao Wu's death was due to his weak bones and Gouzi's.
But now, how do we get such a result?
The little white fox didn't know what to say, so he turned around and blinked and asked Yu Sheng for help.
Yu Sheng hurriedly snatched the dog away and threw it into the inn behind, "Don't use weapons of mass destruction."
It would be bad if you scare a few more people to death.
"Woof woof", the dog fell to the ground questioningly, and barked several times unhappy at Yu Sheng.
It is a treasure when it is used, and it is a waste when it is not used. There is no such thing.
These calls made the kneeling villagers a little confused, and they couldn't help but whisper among themselves.
"That's really a dog!" said the villager who first saw the dog. "It's just a little ugly, no, too ugly."
"Really a dog?" the man wondered.
"What a dog." The villagers affirmed.
"It turns out it's a dog!" The man stood up quickly and kicked the villager at his feet. "Stand up. What's a dog afraid of? It has no future."
His face changed so quickly that the little white fox was stunned in place again.
She scratched her braid, thinking that human beings were indeed something difficult to fathom.
"I'm telling you." The man became more forceful when he spoke, "If you don't show some blood in this matter about Lao Wu, there's no way you can escape!"
"Yes!" The villagers blocked all intersections and echoed.
"You want money?" Yu Sheng said.
"As long as you have food, that's fine," the man said.
He said to the sad mother-in-law who was holding Lao Wu, "Don't worry, Lao Wu, his wife, we will definitely seek justice for you!"
For the rest of his life, he pretended to mutter, "The food is ready."
He nodded.
When the villagers were overjoyed, Yu Sheng slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, that's right."
He pointed at the little white fox and said, "She is a monster."
"What?" The villagers subconsciously stepped back.
"He is also a monster, his name is Qiongqi." Yu Sheng pointed at Qiongqi and said.
"Hi, how are you?" Qiongqi greeted them eagerly.
His grandma's, it's finally time for him to show his face.