It wasn't until the monster city guards drove away the people that Yu Sheng stopped distributing cakes.
The looting came to an end and the cage was taken away.
The people and beggars began to wolf down the cakes.
"Wow, delicious, so delicious!"
"This is the delicacy of the world."
"It tastes better than the food at the Changjude Restaurant where the city lord and his friends often go." A little boy praised.
"Have you been to Changjude?" the person next to him asked him.
"No."
"Then you know how delicious it is?"
“I secretly ate the swill from pigs raised in Quanjude.”
"Shh, keep your voice down. If the monsters in Quanjude find out about this, they will treat you like a pig and kill you for cooking."
The little boy trembled and said, "Yes, yes."
The person next to him did not forget to warn him: "Be careful in the future. Pigs are more expensive than people recently. I heard that the guys in Quanjude often look for people on the road at night."
"Really, really?"
"Otherwise, why do you think there are so many pigs in Quanjude and they still cook meat and vegetables all day long?" said the person next to me.
Amidst the people's praise and reluctance to leave, the rest of my life was taken away.
He turned back and looked at the divine wizard Wu Peng, "I can see that you are still different from these monsters."
"Oh, I remember." He slapped his forehead, "You are human beings too."
"You have been standing with the monsters all day long. I almost thought you were monsters too. It's my fault." Yu Sheng said in a strange tone.
Wu Peng looked forward, not angry at the rest of his life's teasing.
"We're just doing what we're supposed to do," he said.
"What should you do?" Yu Sheng taunted, "Rejoice with the monsters and monsters of the Central Plains gods?"
"What we think is right is what we should do."
Wu Peng turned his head and stared at Yu Sheng, "One day, you will know what we are doing."
Yu Sheng chuckled, "I look forward to that day coming soon."
"Sorry, I forgot. I'm afraid you won't be able to wait." Wu Peng said, "By then, your soul will have become the Emperor of Heaven."
I don’t know if I will be able to remember today’s conversation for the rest of my life with two souls left.
"But trust me, your sacrifice is worth it."
Wu Peng left the cage, leaving Yu Sheng with a meaningful look.
"Just trying to make things mysterious." Yu Sheng muttered.
At this banquet, Yu Sheng once again ridiculed these city lords with wine and food, letting them see what real delicacy is.
However, this monster showed off something else that he would never be able to match for the rest of his life.
The lord of this demon city is the lute demon, who is best at playing the pipa.
He asked the maid to take out the pipa and played a song for everyone present.
Yu Sheng has to admit that the playing is still very good.
But what is outrageous is that after the first song, the city owner said proudly: "I made this pipa with human bones."
It can't be ordinary human bones.
First of all, it must be a beauty.
"A musical instrument is like a beautiful woman. If the owner of the bones is not beautiful, the pipa made of it will not be beautiful either."
Secondly, in addition to being beautiful, one must also have a clear and melodious voice.
"The piano wood must be made of sycamore wood with a bright sound, so that the piano can have rhythm. The same is true for the pipa, which must use human bones with a bright voice so that the rhythm can reach the gods."
But these two alone are not enough.
Because Yan is fat and thin, women are different, and their thigh bones are naturally very different.
"Knowing people, knowing faces, but not knowing hearts."
The piano demon lamented, "Some beauties have a good skin, but after peeling off the skin and removing the flesh, the thigh bones are incomplete and not perfect."
He felt deeply about this.
"I peeled off seven or ninety-one thigh bones to make such a perfect pipa." Qin Yao said.
For the rest of my life, I will despise those witches and wizards who sit nearby, keep listening, and pretend to smile.
He leaned against the cage and rolled his eyes, "The lute is perfect, but the master is not necessarily so."
Qin Yao turned to look at Yu Sheng, "What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting. I just think that a good horse must be paired with a good saddle, and a good pipa must be paired with a good owner. You..."
Yu Sheng apologized hurriedly, "I'm sorry, you are not a human being, you are a motherless piece of shit. The master who created you probably didn't expect to create such a thing, right?"
Qin Yao was angry, "What do you mean? You are the one who has no mother!"
Boom!
Thunder fell from the sky and struck the roof of the hall.
Qin Yao looked at the top of his head inexplicably, then looked back at Yu Sheng: "Huh, you are so brazen even when you are about to die!"
"I'm not ashamed of myself. I have a mother, and I am the King of the Eastern Wilderness, but he..." Yu Sheng pointed at the son of the King of the Northern Wilderness, "He really has no mother."
"Oh, by the way." Yu Sheng reminded, "He killed his mother!"
As soon as he said this, the monsters in the hall started talking about it.
Even if you are a monster, you will not kill your mother.
"Nonsense!"
The son of King Beihuang jumped up angrily, "My mother is alive and well."
"Are you fucking ashamed? Your mother was resurrected by me." Yu Sheng despised him.
"you you…"
King Beihuang was so angry that his face turned red.
Yu Sheng added another blow, "He also killed his father."
"Oh, by the way, his grandmother and grandfather were also killed." Yu Sheng told everyone.
He shook his head and sighed, "Hey, his parents haven't had time to name him yet."
Speaking of this, I will be thoughtful for the rest of my life. What's your name?
"You! You! You're so angry with me! I'm going to kill you!" The son of King Beihuang rushed towards Yu Sheng.
"Hey, you have the ability to come in!" Yu Sheng said arrogantly, "Just like this piano demon, they are all motherless, oh..."
Yu Sheng nodded, "Now I know why you are so cruel and murderous. It turns out it's all the fault of Nyonya!"
"You're talking nonsense!"
The piano demon was trembling with anger.
"You are talking nonsense. When did I become bloodthirsty? I am different from him!"
The son of the Northern Wilderness King was so angry that he was shaking all over, his hands and feet were cold. What happened to the world? He was so wronged.
"Young Master, what do you mean?"
Qin Yao turned to look at the son of King Beihuang. These words were obviously belittling him.
"That's not what I meant." The son of King Beihuang said.
Being warmly invited by the city lord, he couldn't slap his master in the face like this.
"Then are you the same as him?" Yu Sheng asked.
"no the same!"
"Young Master, what do you mean?"
"I…"
The son of the Northern Wilderness King was stunned for a moment and understood.
He pointed at Yu Sheng, "It's all this grandson who is deliberately trying to provoke us!"
It was inconvenient for Qin Yao to offend the son of King Beihuang, so he nodded and said: "Yes, it's too abominable, we..."
"Us? You see, you are all the same."
"Shut up!"
The piano demon and the son of the Northern Wilderness King spoke in unison.
"Why?" Yu Sheng said arrogantly, "If you have the ability, come in and let's have a fight. If we win, I will listen to you!"
"Come on, don't be a wimp." Yu Sheng waved to them.
"Why should we go in? If you can, get out of here and let's have a good fight." Qin Yao was arrogant.
"Okay, then I'm going out, don't run away."
For the rest of my life, I stood in a cage and exercised my hands and feet.
The piano demon was startled.
He subconsciously took a step back and asked the son of King Beihuang, "Young Master, he, he?"
"He can't get out."
The son of the Northern Wilderness King holds his forehead, this piano demon is simply a pig teammate.
"Ha, then you are so arrogant!" Qin Yao became proud again.