The weasel was stunned, took another punch from the black cat, and turned to run away when the two cats were stopped by Yu Sheng's call.
The weasel covered the rain with a leaf, and said to the Black Cat Sheriff who stopped: "Did you see, my brother is here, you are finished."
In view of Huang Xian'er's evil nature, Yu Sheng squatted down under the archway, called back to Sheriff Black Cat and said, "Monster?"
"Where is it?" The frightened weasel was startled again, huddled under the leaves and looked around.
"As for you, am I a monster?" Yu Sheng said.
"Me, a monster?" The weasel pointed at himself, "Brother, what are you looking at? I am a weasel."
Yu Sheng wondered, "Don't you know how to speak human language?"
"right."
"That's not a monster yet."
"If I can speak human language, I am a monster? If I can cry wolf, I am a wolf?" said the weasel.
"Then you said you were a wolf just now?" Yu Sheng said.
"Are you stupid? I was trying to scare them," said the Weasel, "Don't think I don't know that 'monster' has a derogatory connotation."
"Derogatory?"
"Are you happy if I call you a monster?" Weasel asked Yu Sheng.
Yu Sheng shook his head, "I'm not happy, I'm not a monster."
"I'm happy if you don't like it?" The weasel raised his head and said, "I am a weasel, just a weasel, not a monster."
"Don't even think about belittling me. If you call me a monster again, I'll be pissed off." The weasel said again.
"Okay, okay, you are a weasel." Yu Sheng waved his hands hurriedly, fearing the power of the fart and not daring to fight with it anymore, and walked back with a cat in one hand.
"Who is your brother? Don't get involved with relatives." Yu Sheng turned around and said.
"We are all brothers in the four seas." Weasel said, "This is what you people often say, why do you ask me to teach you."
"I'm not Sihai, and you're not within, why are we all brothers?" Yu Sheng said.
Weasel was stunned, "Is this how you understand this sentence?"
"Yes, so we are not brothers." Yu Sheng said.
"Wait a minute then." Seeing that Yu Sheng was about to leave again, the weasel hurriedly called him.
"What are you doing? Don't think you're invincible just because you fart." Yu Sheng said as he retreated behind the archway.
"Peace of mind." The weasel shook off the raindrops on the leaves and continued to cover himself.
"Then what do you want to do?" Yu Sheng asked it.
"I want to go to the inn for dinner. My niece said the food there is good." Weasel pointed at the inn at the bridge.
"Your niece?" Yu Sheng wondered when the inn had hosted a weasel, or a female weasel.
"It's the one who fell in love with the innkeeper." Weasel reminded Yu Sheng, "Last time he made a lot of noise."
"Oh, that's your niece?" Yu Sheng looked at it up and down, "Then your uncle failed in public. Your niece has turned into a human form, and you are still a weasel."
"Nonsense, I'm his uncle." said the weasel, "that old man is my brother, not a relative, a relative who can only be beaten with eight poles."
"I didn't expect that your seniority is quite high." Yu Sheng said. Just as the weasel was about to say yes, Yu Sheng said again: "How did you get to this point?"
Weasel said: "The Tao has no end. Cultivating the Tao is like cooking fresh food. It needs to be done slowly and slowly. There is nothing that comes first."
"But you are indeed late." Yu Sheng said.
Weasel said: "Has anyone ever said you are annoying?"
"No." Yu Sheng said.
The weasel said, "Then let me tell you, you are so annoying that you won't touch any pot that is open."
"You are not a human being." Yu Sheng said, "Besides, which pot did you turn on?"
The weasel was stunned again and couldn't continue. After saying that, didn't he stop mentioning the pot?
"It's not important." said the weasel, "I want to go over to eat now, you wait for me."
"Why should I wait for you?" Yu Sheng was puzzled.
Weasel said: "You don't panic when you see me, which shows that you are a talented person. Please help me comfort the people in the inn later. I'm afraid they will be frightened by me."
"What a panic." Yu Sheng said, holding up the two cats in his hands, "Who do you think is afraid of whom among us?"
The weasel was depressed, why did he meet such a young man when he was just starting out, and he didn't give him any face.
Seeing it was silent, Yu Sheng said: "Besides, you dare to come over here? Don't you know how powerful this sword pouch is."
Weasel said: "I know, but I have never touched a human life on my hands."
"real?"
"Really, I've never stolen a chicken." The weasel hesitated just after he finished speaking. "Well, eating a stolen chicken from a companion shouldn't count, right?"
Yu Sheng said, "I don't know either. If you have the guts, try it."
The weasel hesitated and said, "Just give it a try." It walked forward until it reached the foot of the archway and then stopped.
It looked up at the sword pouch and took a cautious step. Seeing that the sword pouch showed no reaction, it took another step.
"Hey." Yu Sheng suddenly said, frightening the weasel and jumping back suddenly.
"Your uncle, be careful I ask my brothers to steal your chickens." Weasel cursed loudly after realizing that it was Yu Sheng who was speaking.
The little white fox swished out of the grass beside the bridge, put the hare down and bared its teeth at the weasel.
"Uncle, you dare to steal our chickens, you are tired of living." Yu Sheng pointed at the little white fox, "This is our chicken, duck and goose."
A weasel is no match for a cat, let alone a fox.
Even among the four gates, the Yellow Gate is ranked behind the Hu Gate, and Duan is not to be messed with.
"It's just a joke." Weasel hurriedly admitted, "But you are not honest about this matter."
Yu Sheng said: "I just want to ask if you have any money, otherwise the risk will be in vain."
"Don't worry, I'm old enough to be prepared." After saying this, the weasel asked Yu Sheng to drive the little white fox away.
Yu Sheng asked the little white fox to go back to the inn first.
The weasel carefully stepped over one leg again. At this time, the sword pouch moved automatically without any wind, making the weasel tremble uncontrollably.
Fortunately, the sword pouch only moved a little, and the Weasel's beating heart fell back into his stomach.
It raised its other leg and said, "Thank God, it's easy for me to eat just one bite."
Seeing that Yu Sheng was far away from it, the weasel said: "Why are you hiding so far away? I can't eat you."
"I don't use my trump card easily. By the way, do you think I look like a human being?" Weasel raised his head and asked Yu Sheng.
"It's not like that," Yu Sheng said.
This is asking for silence, and I will never fulfill its wishes for the rest of my life.
"Take a closer look." The weasel stood up straight and stared at Yu Sheng with his two black eyes.
"It's not like that," Yu Sheng said.
"What kind of look do you have?" Weasel put down the leaf umbrella and raised his forelimbs to Yu Sheng, "What now?"
"It still doesn't look like it." Yu Sheng said.
The Weasel said: "Say something like that and you will die."
"You're going to die if you don't think so?" Yu Sheng said.
Weasel patted his forehead and said, "It's my fault that I didn't look at the almanac when I went out. I met someone who is so disgusted by Weasel."
"Do weasels also read the almanac?" Yu Sheng asked. The almanac came from the cities in the Central Plains and was later used by all the cities in the wilderness.
"Weasel's calendar is also called the almanac." Weasel said, "Our almanac is much more accurate than yours."
It asked Aunt Qing, who was holding an oil-paper umbrella next to her, "Girl, look at me..."
"It's not like that." Aunt Qing's voice was clear.
"It's a bad time, I shouldn't come today," said the weasel.
"It doesn't matter if you come another day, you will always meet me." Yu Sheng said.
"Why, are you a ghost?" said the weasel.
"What are you talking about? Don't let me find your ancestral grave, otherwise I will have to kick you three times." Yu Sheng said angrily.
"Also, I am the innkeeper and cook. If you don't meet me, why don't you come to drink the northwest wind?"