He looked at Gouzi and said, "It's rare that I've wiped out the money for the wine, so I can treat you like Gouzi."
Weasel was startled, then raised his head and looked at Yu Sheng, "You are good-looking, tall and handsome. If I were my niece, I would definitely be attracted to you."
"Okay, okay, I'll give you another pot later." Yu Sheng hurriedly stopped him, and he was embarrassed by the flattery.
"Kabuto, walk around." The slightly tipsy weasel stuttered.
It pointed at the suckling pig again, "This pig looks good. Although it is a little thin, it is still very good at stewing and stewing ribs."
"What are you talking about? I will become a mount from now on." Yu Sheng teased Arsene.
"Ride a pig?" The Weasel said, "Why don't your conscience hurt if you feed me so thin?"
Yu Sheng said: "It's not me riding, so why does my conscience hurt?"
"Oh, the person who rides it is really wicked." The weasel said, feeding Arsenic a glass of wine.
Arsenic licked it out of curiosity, immediately unlocked the new world, and drank it all with the help of the weasel.
"Try my green vegetables." Yu Sheng handed it a pair of chopsticks, "What else do you want?"
"Here, let's have some rabbit." Weasel took a piece of green vegetables with chopsticks and chewed it before nodding, "It's really good."
"The only drawback is that I'm not in the lobby." Weasel said, "otherwise there would be many people saying that I look like a human being."
"When will those demon catching masters leave?" Weasel asked Yu Sheng.
"Let's wait until the rain stops. I think I'm going to the Demon City in the north." Yu Sheng said.
"What?" Weasel became more awake, "Catch the Demon Celestial Master and go to the Demon City? That's not throwing yourself into a trap."
"I heard that there are many opportunities because there are many monsters in the monster city. If the city lord does nothing, the people in the city can only prevent the monsters from causing trouble." Yu Sheng said.
"Why can't all living beings live in harmony?" The weasel shook his head and took a bite of green vegetables.
"Before saying this, have you ever thought about how you feel about vegetables?" Yu Sheng said, "There are also chickens and ducks."
"Well, everyone really can't live in peace." Weasel said.
Yu Sheng stood up and went to pick up the rabbit. Three copies of the food were not sold in the inn today, but he could make one for the weasel.
"Shopkeeper, where's the arsenic?" Ye Zigao shouted from outside.
"Here it is." Yu Sheng replied.
Weasel stopped his chopsticks and said, "You, you, you actually poisoned me! That's too cruel." He stared at Yu Sheng with a look of unwillingness to die.
Yu Sheng was confused for a moment, then realized, "This is arsenic." He kicked the suckling pig.
"This, this is arsenic?" Weasel survived the disaster and breathed a sigh of relief, "Your uncle, you scared me to death, why did you choose such a bad name?"
Yu Sheng said: "You deserve to be scared to death. I didn't give you this name because of your brother."
"My brother?"
Just as Ye Zigao came in, Yu Sheng pointed at him and said: "His previous pig was eaten by your brother."
Only then did the weasel understand the meaning of the name, "Then it's a good name. I'm sure they won't dare to eat it easily in the future."
The leaves picked up the arsenic, but the arsenic screamed at the weasel.
Ye Zigao said on guard: "What did you do to arsenic?"
"Come on, what can I do about the name?" said the weasel.
Seeing Arsenic arching towards the weasel, Yu Sheng asked, "Does it want to drink?"
Hearing this, the weasel handed over a cup, and Yu Sheng took it and fed it to the arsenic, who drank it all in one gulp.
Ye Zi slapped Arsene on the butt, "You have such a big heart, so your senior died in their hands."
Arsene groaned, his eyes were confused, and he was already a little dizzy.
"What do you mean by dying in their hands?" said the weasel, "I am different from those charming bitches."
"What's the difference?"
"I never engage in robbery," said the Weasel.
"That's the weasel who only pays New Year greetings to the chicken." Ye Zigao went out with Arsene in his arms.
"Wait a minute, I still have a question to ask." Weasel greeted Ye Zigao.
"He must say it's not true." Yu Sheng said and went out.
When he packed up the rabbit and came in, the weasel was already drunk.
It sat opposite the dog and said, "Brother, do you think I look like a human being?"
"Woof woof."
"It doesn't matter whether it looks like it or not, it depends on others," said the Weasel.
"Woof woof."
"Brother, the weasel is like this, its bones are pierced through its heart. It's hard to become a monster unless it's taken off."
Seeing Yu Sheng come in, Weasel said: "They are nice people. They have been born with five hundred years of Taoism, so they don't need to turn into human form."
"Woof woof."
"You are right. They are so dissatisfied that they have wasted five hundred years of spiritual practice." Weasel said.
Yu Sheng put down the plate and said, "Can you understand what a dog is talking to?"
"I don't understand, I'm not a dog, I'm a weasel." The weasel emphasized the word wolf.
"Your uncle, I don't understand what you are talking about." Yu Sheng said.
"What, fart?" Weasel stared at Yu Sheng drunkenly, wondering why he made this request.
"No, no, no, I was wrong, I was wrong." Yu Sheng said hurriedly.
Although this room is used for storage, we don't want it to be filled with weird smelly things.
"It's up to you to let it go, and it's up to you not to let it go. I just had the urge to fart."
It gnawed a piece of rabbit meat, "If you give me a free bottle of wine, I won't let you go." It said with a silly smile.
"Your uncle, you've learned how to ask for a price by asking for money." Yu Sheng said angrily.
"Just kidding," said the weasel, "this rabbit meat is not bad. It tastes better cooked than raw."
"You go out, I will chat with Brother Gouzi for a while." Weasel chased him away.
"You can get paid for chatting with a dog," Yu Sheng said. When the weasel looked at him, he said, "I was just kidding too."
Yu Sheng went out and was busy for a while before coming in. He saw a dog and a weasel chewing on a rabbit bone and chatting lively.
Of course, it was mainly the weasel who was talking, with the dog chiming in with "woof, woof" from time to time.
This weasel was a talkative type when he was drunk, chatting all over the place. After Yu Sheng listened for a while, they had already talked about the differences between pheasants and wild ducks and domesticated ones.
If we continue to chat, we will be a bad dog. Yu Sheng stopped it and said, "It's getting late, it's time to go back."
"Really?" The weasel spat out the bones, "It's quite fun to chew on the bones."
It stood up and said to Gouzi, "Let's go, brother, let's talk another day."
It staggered behind Yu Sheng, "By the way, remember to bring me that jug of wine."
"You pay the bill first." Yu Sheng said.
"You dare to earn even the weasel's money." The weasel leaned against the wall and counted the money for the rest of his life.
"I'm willing to make money even if it's a ghost." Yu Sheng took the money and took a bottle of wine and handed it to it, "You can come over at night from now on, when there are fewer people."
"No, what will happen to me if there are no people around?" said the Weasel, "I still have to ask for silence."
Yu Sheng said: "I have an idea to let others say you look like me."
"What's the idea?" Weasel looked at Yu Sheng.
"Forget it, let's not say it anymore." Yu Sheng felt that his idea of ​​defrauding praise from his previous life was too sharp.
If it accidentally becomes popular in the weasel world, it would be a sin to create a large number of Wong Tai Sin. After all, not all weasels are like the weasel in front of us.
The weasel was drunk and didn't ask further questions.
It walked sideways to the door of the backyard, "Go back, there's no need to send it off."
"I'm afraid you'll steal my chicken." Yu Sheng said.
"I'm talking about Gouzi." The drunken weasel refused to be outdone.
"Woof", the dog at Yu Sheng's feet didn't know what he was saying.