"Dang, dang, dang," Yu Sheng tapped the bowl with his chopsticks.
Ye Zigao came in from behind with Arsene in his arms, "Is dinner ready?" he asked Yu Sheng.
"It's still daylight now, why are we having dinner?" Bai Gaoxing followed him.
The two of them were preparing fodder at the back. The fodder stored in the inn had been completely consumed. Fortunately, the inn had prepared it before.
"It's a meeting, it's a meeting." Yu Sheng banged the bowl and said. He was in high spirits, as if he had been given a chicken blood injection.
Ye Zigao and Bai Xingxin looked at each other. The shopkeeper was frightened into something wrong after offending the witch academy?
Soon the innkeeper sat over and Cao'er Guizai, Zhou Dafu and others were also present, looking at Yu Sheng curiously.
"Do you want to be a coward for the rest of your life, or do you want to be a hero, even if it's only for a few minutes?" Yu Sheng stood and spoke loudly.
It's just that some people don't cooperate. "How many quarters of an hour? Then I'll just be a coward for the rest of my life." The little old man said boldly.
Threat for the rest of my life: "I will throw you out tonight and let you taste the feeling of being killed by a female ghost."
The little old man was delighted, "The female ghost who threatened me asked me to drive the long-haired ghost out of Yangzhou City. Although there was some mistake, the long-haired ghost is now outside the city."
Yu Sheng said: "Perhaps the long-haired ghost entered the city overnight. Do you want to give it a try?"
"Well," the little old man was startled, "actually it's not bad to be a hero for a few quarters of an hour." He said to others.
Yu Sheng continued: "Not long ago, we offended the Witch Academy..."
"We are not offended." The trio of grass-willow monsters nodded at the same time.
Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Above the Great Wilderness, behind the Four Wildernesses, the witch courtyard is like a night covering all living beings. They use the name of ghosts and gods to steal people's jobs, extort people's money, and take away people's bodies. They are so heinous that they are worse than animals. They are so full of evil that it is difficult to write it down. Even the Lord of Yangzhou City can't write it down.
Let it be three points, what can we do? We can only..."
"Run?" Zhou Dafu said.
I was very unhappy that my impassioned life was interrupted, "Run away from your sister, you can run away from the monk, but you can't run away from the temple."
"The monk is still here, why are you afraid that you won't be able to become a vegetarian?" said the little old man.
"If you're a bit ambitious, the witch academy has moved to the Ghost Hunting Celestial Master's business. It's really possible that a monk like you won't be able to become a monk." Ye Zigao said.
Yu Sheng knocked on the bowl and chopsticks, "You unorganized and undisciplined people, listen to me, there are witch monasteries all over the wilderness now, can you still elope to the moon?"
"What we did last month was that we could take a boat in the east of Yangzhou, go all the way south along the coast, and finally cross the desert sea to the southern wilderness." Ye Zigao said, "Just in time to meet the people of Yucheng."
"Hey, I heard they are born from eggs and can fly." Zhou Dafu became interested.
"Southern Wilderness is good." Cao'er also became interested, "I heard that there is a three-bead tree with leaves all covered with pearls that will glow at night."
"You are not afraid of being eaten by Zhu Rong's two-headed dragon." Yu Sheng said angrily, "We are serious." He knocked on the bowl.
"What we are talking about is quite serious." Chu Sheng said, "I actually want to go to the south to see it. I heard that the girls there, hey..."
"The girl there has no breasts." Zhou Dafu reminded him.
This is not a lie, the Chest City is right over there, and the people there have big holes in their chests.
This team is really fucking difficult to lead. "I asked my aunt to only take care of me and not you." Yu Sheng shouted.
Immediately, the entire lobby fell silent. "You tell me, what kind of chaos are you talking about?" Ye Zigao said righteously: "Shopkeeper, tell me."
These people are joking because Yu Sheng's aunt has a close relationship with the city lord.
Of course, they still don't know that Yu Sheng has killed Yi Wu Zhu, which is why Bai Gaoxing doesn't play along with their jokes.
Yu Sheng was about to say, but stopped again, "Where did I just say?"
"We're serious." Guaizai said.
"Yes, we are serious." Yu Sheng said, "Now we can only fight against the Witch Academy to the end."
"Brothers, all sentient beings are succumbing to the beliefs of the witch academy, and darkness is spreading. Our struggle is not only for ourselves, but also for all sentient beings."
"Fighting against the witch monastery, we may betray our relatives and be completely defeated, but not today; one day evil will prevail over good, and our faith will be shrouded in gloom, but not today. Today we must fight to the death, just because the world needs a different kind of people.
sound."
"The cities succumbed to the witch courtyard, either trembling, trembling, or panicking. Now is the time for us to say no. We must be like the dawn of dawn, fighting against the entire night; we must be like..." Yu Sheng forgot the scripted lines
, can only vaguely say: "What is that, fight against that."
Seeing that everyone was about to laugh, Yu Sheng said hurriedly: "Brothers, if you can't let go of your wife, you can't catch the gangster; if you can't let go of the rope, you can't trap the wolf; if you don't repair it, you can't hold a grudge. If you cut off the water with a knife, who will lose more, but if you let the flying general in the dragon city, you can't do it.
Teach Huma how to cross the Yin Mountains..."
"What nonsense?" Aunt Qing went downstairs and happened to hear Yu Sheng's nonsense.
Ignoring her, Yu Sheng raised his arms and shouted, "I'm willing to be killed to pull the emperor off his horse..."
Cao'er was surprised, "The Yellow Emperor City is far away in the Central Plains..." After being glared at by Yu Sheng, Cao'er stuck out his tongue and said, "Pretend I didn't say that."
"Brothers, let us eliminate the tyranny of the witch academy. The wilderness belongs to evil spirits." Yu Sheng said impassionedly.
"Okay." Everyone applauded.
"Shopkeeper, I didn't expect you to be so good at deceiving people." Ye Zigao said.
"Who deceived people?" Yu Sheng said, all the people I deceived were not people.
"Then the question is, how can we destroy the witch monastery?" the little old man geared up.
Yu Sheng paused and said, "I haven't thought about it yet."
"Go." Everyone despised him.
After being booed by everyone, Yu Sheng said bravely: "Why boo, you can't become a big fat man with one bite. We have to take it step by step. The first thing is to deal with the current crisis."
"Then tell me." Zhou Dafu said.
"Now in Yangzhou City, we can only fight against the witch academy so that they don't dare to kill." Yu Sheng picked up his aunt's hand and said.
"How to fight?" Zhou Dafu felt that with the rest of his life behind him, the witch academy really didn't dare to kill him.
"We must be like flies that bite the cracked eggs, and like dog-skin plaster, we must stalk the witch monasteries."
"What kind of medicine is dog skin plaster?" Cao'er, as a doctor, couldn't help but interrupt Yu Sheng's words as soon as he heard the medicine.
Her eyes fell on Gouzi, "Is it medicine made from dog skin?"
Cao'er really doesn't know that dog skin can be used as medicine, but he wonders if he should study it further?
The dog shuddered, and his instinct told him that something was wrong, so he hurriedly fled to the backyard.
Yu Sheng ignored Cao'er's interruption and continued: "We must take away the ghost hunting business from the hands of the witch monastery, and then we must take away the medical treatment."
The little old man hurriedly agreed, "This is a good idea."
There was no place for a doctor to stay in Yangzhou City. When Cao'er heard that Yu Sheng was going to steal the witch doctor's job, he immediately said: "We can play too."
Yu Sheng saw the crowd of responders and said proudly: "Of course, before dealing with the witch academy, the most important thing is strength."
"I have decided to take a one-day trip to Yangzhou after the weather clears up, so that Bai Gaoxing can have time to upgrade to a Celestial Master of two or even three coins."
"The brothel is a place where fish and dragons are mixed. Shopkeeper, I will help you find out the news." The little old man said righteously.
"Dirty." My aunt was standing by, showing justice in Yu Sheng, "I despise your unclean behavior."
After saying a few more words, Yu Sheng let everyone disperse, and he leaned next to his aunt.
"Aunt Qing, where is the city lord?" Yu Sheng flatteringly squeezed his aunt's shoulders.
"When you entrust someone to do things, you must at least bring something real." Aunt Qing shook the wine jar and said, "Here's another jar."
Yu Sheng said: "It's only been half a day, you've already finished drinking?"