Gouzi, take the lead in robbery? For the rest of my life, I feel that my brain is not enough.
He lowered his head to look at Gouzi. The old man in green shirt with the knife on Yu Sheng's neck said, "Hey, be careful."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Yu Sheng finally remembered that there was a knife on his neck.
Yu Sheng tilted his neck along the knife, "Gouzi, you still learned how to rob you, you... are wrong."
He turned around and said, "Obviously it's you who are robbing me, why are you so stupid and robbing you?"
"That's it, it robbed us, I, we robbed you." The old man in gray shirt said.
The pecans behind the peach grove were almost ripe, and Yu Sheng felt that he had to pick some back to replenish his brain.
"Although the dog looks quite intimidating, it robbed the four of you?" Yu Sheng looked at the four people with obvious disbelief.
The old man in gray shirt said: "I can still lie. How can I lie to you? It was you, the dog, who barked on the mound and led us there."
"Yes, there was movement in the wilderness. We always passed by the horses, but we heard the barking of dogs, so we went up the hill."
The old man in green shirt told Yu Sheng that they thought someone was in trouble in the wild, so they followed the sound to look for them so that they could lend a helping hand in time.
After reaching the mound, we found that the mound was densely packed with weasels.
These weasels and the two Huang Xian'er saw them coming and surrounded them in one fell swoop.
"If, if it weren't for you, the dog, we could have been caught by the weasel." The old man in gray shirt said.
He pointed at the dog and said: "You, you dog, you were standing in front of the weasel at that time. No, it wasn't him who took the lead in the robbery. Who else could it be?"
"No, it shouldn't be." Yu Sheng lowered his head and asked Gouzi sternly, "You, you followed the weasel's example and you learned bad things?"
"Don't imitate me." The old man in gray shirt said angrily, "Brother, this dog, this dog belongs to their guest, the inn, so let's not show mercy."
"Wait a minute." Yu Sheng stopped imitating the old man's words, "You four demon catching masters, are you still afraid of Huang Xian'er?"
"One of our brothers is possessed, and he's on the mound right now," said the old man in green shirt.
The possessed Huang Xian'er is difficult to deal with, and he will hurt his brothers if he is not careful.
He told Yu Sheng that Huang Xian'er on the mound wanted to eat dumplings from the inn, and asked the four of them to bring dumplings over to replace him.
"Then you can just say no. What kind of robbery are you trying to do?" Yu Sheng said.
"All our money was robbed by Huang Xian'er." The old man in gray shirt said, "Don't be nagging, hurry up, prepare the dumplings."
Yu Sheng said: "How can I prepare when you put a knife on my neck?"
"You, are you a cook?" The old man in gray shirt looked at Yu Sheng's arm, "M-Meng Gui."
"I am a ghost." Yu Sheng said and ignored him. Now there is a big problem, which is Gouzi's style.
He lowered his head and asked Gouzi. The old man in green shirt holding the knife spoke first, "Be careful, what if you hurt someone?"
After Yu Sheng agreed, he asked Gouzi, "You, the weasel corrupted you with just a few compliments? You are a dog..."
"That's not what happened at all." A voice came from outside the door.
Counting Yu Sheng, the five people turned to look at the door, but there was no one there.
"I'm here."
Everyone followed the sound and saw a weasel crawling on the threshold.
"Huang, Weasel." The old man in gray shirt took a step back, "Okay, your inn actually colluded with Huang Xian'er."
The weasel ignored him and said to Yu Sheng: "The dog barked at that time to stop these people from being attacked. Who would have thought that they would just fall into the trap themselves."
"He, he, a dog can stop so many yellow-skinned dogs? Are you lying?" said the old man in gray shirt.
"That's quite believable. I'm just saying that dogs won't become bad." Yu Sheng said shamelessly.
The weasel said boldly: "Why can't you stop me? Gou Zi is my brother, and Huang Xian'er is my brother and niece."
Seeing the four demon-catching heavenly masters glaring at it, the weasel shrank back and said, "Of course, I didn't ask him to catch you. You people don't often say that you can't be a wolf when you grow up."
"That word is mother." Yu Sheng reminded it.
The weasel was startled, "Did I remember it wrong? It's true for you people. Why do you think the two words are so similar? Wolf and mother look different."
Yu Sheng rolled his eyes, "I didn't make it."
The old man in gray shirt interrupted: "Don't interrupt, let someone cook the dumplings quickly. My brother is still trapped on the mound."
"I'll do it if you ask me to do it? That would be too shameful for me." Yu Sheng raised his head and said, "I won't do it."
The old man in green shirt frowned, put the knife close to Yu Sheng's neck, and said to Aunt Qing: "You, the one who is reading, go and cook dumplings quickly, or I will kill your shopkeeper."
Aunt Qing didn't even raise her head, "Then kill him, I can't cook dumplings."
"How can you treat me like an aunt?" Yu Sheng said, "I'm so sad."
"Don't worry, aunt will bury you properly and burn a large amount of paper money for you."
"Burn two more wives, one wife and one concubine, and add two big houses. By the way, the paper man must be good-looking. He doesn't need to look like the city lord, he just needs to be inseparable from you."
"Fuck you." Aunt Qing threw a chopstick casually, "I'm not big or small, how dare you make fun of my little aunt."
Yu Sheng wanted to hide from the chopsticks, but this made the old man in green shirt anxious, "Look carefully, there is a knife on his neck."
He then asked Yu Sheng closely, "Hurry up and get someone to cook the dumplings!"
"Not going."
The old man in green shirt stared fiercely at Yu Sheng, suddenly withdrew his knife and clasped his fists, saying: "Please, shopkeeper, I'm going to be late, my brother will be buried in the belly of the rats."
"What rats? We are weasels, and we were in the same family as the wolf eight hundred years ago." The weasel jumped to the side in protest.
"Go away, eight hundred years ago you couldn't have been in the same family as a wolf."
After Yu Sheng choked Weasel, he turned to the old man in green shirt and said, "Your knife is pretty good..."
"Here you go, here you go." The old man in green shirt handed over the knife.
"There's also a scabbard." Yu Sheng took it and said, "Wait, I'll cook the dumplings."
There are still a lot of dumplings left from the dumplings I made yesterday.
"You, you are really a cook." said the old man in gray shirt.
"of course."
Yu Sheng knelt down and said to Gouzi: "Next time, don't bark at Huang Pizi. If you stand on the mound and shout at people, they will definitely not dare to go up."
The dog didn't seem to understand, and for the rest of his life I didn't expect it to understand. He touched the dog's head and said, "I'll give you extra food for lunch, and I'll give you a big bone as a reward."
The dog understood the words "big bones" and immediately wagged its tail happily.
"Hey," Yu Sheng entered the kitchen, and Weasel remembered his business, "Do you think I look like a human being?"
"It's not like that." The four people said in unison.
"Hey, you are a blind person." The weasel walked through the lobby towards the backyard with his head held high.
But he quickly ran out again and shouted into the backyard, "Your uncle, I tell you, you are finished..."
Before he finished speaking, Black Cat and the Sheriff came in dragging Salted Fish, frightened the weasel and ran away in embarrassment.
The dumplings were cooked quickly, and Yu Sheng's food boxes were handed to them. The four half-century old men hurriedly thanked them and got into the rain.
Yu Sheng went to the kitchen again and brought out a bowl of food and shook it in front of Aunt Qing.
Aunt Qing raised her head and snatched it over without waiting for Yu Sheng to move the bowl, "Give it to me."
There was egg custard in the bowl. Aunt Qing took a sip and asked, "Where's the wine?"
Yu Sheng held a wine bottle in his hand and asked, "What if the knife really hit my neck?"
"Just cut it, what can I do?" Aunt Qing saw Yu Sheng moving the wine bottle away, and said hurriedly: "Don't worry, his sword is not as fast as mine."