"Fuck you, uncle!" The ghost whose face had been penetrated by the liquid stood up and kicked the man in the abdomen.
These two ghosts can easily switch between reality and reality, making it easy for them to play tricks on people.
The man leaned his back against the wall, ignoring the pain in the back of his head. When he saw a foot appear out of thin air, he screamed in fright, "Ghost, ghost, ghost."
Without lifting his pants, he turned around and ran towards the street. Before the two ghosts could stumble, he tripped over his own pants.
"I'm going to make you immoral and let you go anywhere." A ghost walked over and kicked the man's butt, "I'm going to let you have a longer memory today."
Fortunately, it was convenient just now. The man just had a pale face and said, "No, I don't dare, I don't dare anymore."
"Your uncle, your uncle." Another ghost patted the back of his head in confusion, "What will happen next time?"
"No, there won't be a next time." The man didn't dare to move on the ground.
After the two ghosts beat each other again, "Let's go, we have important things to do, don't waste time here." One ghost said.
The other ghost then stopped his fists and walked out of the alley quietly.
The man didn't know that the ghost had left, so he just lay on the ground. After a long time, he heard footsteps and then raised his head.
"Hey, brother, what are you doing?" The person who came in saw the man lying on the ground, half of his butt exposed, "Dry land? Brother, you have ambition."
"Get out, get out of here, uncle." Only then did the man have the courage to stand up and put on his pants.
When he saw that the visitor wanted to stand in the corner, he quickly gave him a hand, "Don't do it here."
The visitor was very unhappy to be interrupted, "Why can you do it but I can't? You are a dog and you are peeing and taking over the territory?"
The man kindly whispered, "There are ghosts, and they are not allowed to take advantage of it here."
"I think there's something wrong with you." The visitor was anxious and wanted to continue.
The man had no choice but to say, "Brother, I want to save you too."
He shouted towards the alley, "Come here, come and see, someone is peeing in the street."
As soon as he finished speaking, a fat girl poked her head in and said, "Your uncle." The man hurriedly collected the crime tools, turned around and went out with his head lowered.
The man did not dare to stay any longer and left the alley with lingering fear.
Since then, a ghost story has circulated in Yangzhou City, saying that walking around on the streets will attract ghosts, in order to warn people not to defecate anywhere.
After the two ghosts flexed their muscles on the man, they went to the city's west gate wine shop to find two horses, quietly untied them, led them out, and rode them towards Jian Nang Town.
The clouds in the sky gradually thinned, and when they saw the smoke from the town, there was a gap in the clouds on the west mountain and a ray of glow fell down.
The two ghosts turned into Ye Zigao and Bai Gaoxing in the woods outside the town.
"Damn it, that person must be sick, he's so shameless," said the ghost who turned into a happy man.
"I'm angry." The man who turned into a leaf ghost said after sniffing it.
After confirming that there were no flaws, the two ghosts rode to the inn.
The female ghost was sitting on the window sill on the second floor, swinging her legs to look at the scenery. When she heard the sound of horse hooves, she turned around in surprise. When she saw the two of them, she looked away in disappointment.
These two people can't see her, which is far less interesting than scaring her for the rest of her life.
The two ghosts were very surprised when they saw the female ghost above them, but they were professionals and quickly pretended not to see it.
The ghost is not at home. The little old man has been hiding outside for the past two days and will not come back until evening. Only Cao'er and three people stay in the inn to look after the shop.
Cao'er and Liuliu were drinking at the long table. When they saw two ghosts coming in, they asked curiously: "You two are the only ones back?"
The white ghost disguised as Bai Gaoxing said: "Oh, the shopkeeper is having trouble with the people from the witch academy because of the murder. Let's come back to get something."
Cao'er didn't hear anything was wrong and only reminded them: "Lead the horse to the backyard."
"Oh." The two ghosts agreed, then went out to lead the horses to the backyard.
Liu Liu said: "Why are these two people so dumb?"
"The devil knows." Cao'er raised his glass, "Come on, come on, I'm not here, let's drink more quickly."
"Isn't it good?" Liu Liu said. Wei Zai was preparing dinner in the kitchen.
"What's wrong?" Cao'er said, "He's still holding back on the medical expenses for treating his arm."
"No, I'm afraid you'll be drunk again and delay dinner." Liu Liu said.
At midnight last night, the little old man was looking for something to eat in the kitchen. After Cao'er sobered up, he happened to go down and meet him. A "Ghost" sound woke up everyone in the inn.
Cao'er said: "Don't worry, my drinking capacity is good now, five bowls is just right."
Liu Liu thought it made sense and drank a bowl with her. As soon as she finished her meal, Cao'er started laughing "hehe" and then lay down on the table.
Liu Liu pinched her fingers and counted carefully, it seemed that it was the sixth bowl before she drank it.
Bai Gui and Ye Gui led their horses into the backyard and saw a rope hanging from the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in the corner of the yard, with a salted fish hanging high from the ground.
There were two cats on the ground, trying to jump up and take pictures of the salted fish.
"What's going on?" the white ghost asked the woman wearing a curtain and hat who came out of the back kitchen to pour water.
This girl also has a good figure. If there is a chance, I must learn from her, Ye Gui thought in his heart.
Weirdly said: "It can't be done without hanging it up. This morning, when the black cat and the police chief took advantage of the lack of boiling water, they actually jumped on the stove and threw the salted fish into the pot to cook."
These two cats have a bright future. White Ghost and Leaf Ghost were in awe, and saw the black cat lying on the tabby cat and jumping up to pat the salted fish.
They had also shoveled feces for cats and worked as slaves for cats. Ye Gui couldn't help but said: "Black cats are so smart, they can actually build cat ladders."
Wei Zai looked at him strangely and said, "That's the police chief."
The two ghosts were startled, and Ye Gui said hurriedly: "I'm not talking about the police chief? Maybe I said it wrong, I always get it confused."
Wei Zai nodded, "That's right, I often get confused too."
The two ghosts secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Damn it, a black cat is called a police chief, but a tabby cat is called a black cat? This is too deceptive. What bastard did it?
After tying the horse to the stable, the two of them were about to go to the lobby when a weasel came out of the woodshed again.
This weasel walked on two legs, leaning left and right in front of them.
"Huh?" Weasel looked up at them with drunken eyes, "You, are you back?"
Calm, calm, the two ghosts reminded themselves, nodded and said: "Yes, I'm back."
But when the dog was sent out, the two ghosts could no longer calm down.
"My mother, this dog..." Yigui couldn't help but say. He looked at him again in surprise and quickly changed his words, "It's not so ugly anymore."
It was a bit unbelievable that these words came from Ye Zigao, but Wei Zai didn't think about it carefully and was even a little happy for Gouzi.
She turned around and went back to the kitchen, but Weasel was unhappy, "How to talk, how to talk, my brother has a good temper, it doesn't mean that I have a good temper.
"My brother-in-law is so handsome, you can even take my eyes off him." Weasel raised his head and said, "Apologise, I must apologize, otherwise I will fart."
The two ghosts were stunned. The words "dog" and "handsome" were so gnawing at their conscience that they couldn't even come to terms with each other.
"It's okay if you don't apologize." Weasel said to himself, "Just tell me if I look like a human being?"
"Like." The two ghosts didn't want to tangle with the weasel anymore, and the white ghost said simply.
True to his ancestral teachings, the weasel bypassed them and headed outside, "I have a lot of big wolves, so I won't embarrass you."
After taking just three steps, the weasel ran back, "What did you just say? You took the wrong medicine." The weasel said in surprise.
"We have something else to do, let's go in first." Ye Gui hurriedly pushed Bai Gui, who had said the wrong thing, to the lobby.
This inn is very evil, and you can say the wrong thing if you are not careful.
Weasel was sober and said, "How can he say it looks like it? It doesn't make sense. Could it be that he was intimidated by me?"
Gouzi kept squatting and did not get close to these two people. There was a smell that blocked their smell, which made Gouzi very hesitant.