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Chapter 27 Riding a Donkey Upside Down

After a busy afternoon, Yu Sheng and the three of them sat on the bluestone steps, looking at the passers-by with sad faces.

The witch doctor had just told them that Uncle Liu's wounds were festering and his fever would not go away. If he could not survive it, he might die.

In the town, Mr. Liu hangs himself with some wine. Unexpectedly, Yu Sheng’s task of [Last Meeting] is to meet Mr. Liu for the last time.

After a long silence, Yu Sheng said: "Send Uncle Liu back to the town. There will be some wine to hang him down, and the doctor is good at treating injuries. Maybe he can be saved."

The two nodded in agreement, and Xiao Gen said: "I'm afraid I won't survive tonight."

"Then let's leave now." Yu Sheng looked up at the sky, "Go to Chu's house and take out the mount. If it's really a thousand-mile horse, you'll have enough time to get back to town."

So he left Xiao Gen here to take care of him, and Yu Sheng and the others rushed to Chu Mansion.

Yangzhou City has two main roads, east and west, and north and south. They are very wide, and it is not a problem for seven or eight carriages to run parallel at the same time.

While walking along the crowded avenue, Yu Sheng saw a large square at the intersection of east-west and north-south avenues.

The square is bustling with people and cars, and in the center stands a stone statue one, three or four stories high.

The stone statue carves a woman, leaning on a large bluestone, holding a wine gourd and drinking, her lazy drunkenness vividly reflected on the paper.

Yu Sheng asked curiously: "Is this the city lord?"

The Heavenly Master nodded, "Yes, the stone statue was carved by Master Ban after he accidentally saw the city lord lying drunk in the flower stream."

The Chu Mansion is located on the North-South Avenue, with its vermilion gate and carved beams and painted buildings, which is very gorgeous.

The servants in front of the door are dressed in rich clothes. If ordinary people wore the same clothes for the rest of their lives, they would be ashamed to stand in front of them.

Tianshi is a little unnatural.

But the rest of his life was different. He stood in front of the door with a carefree attitude, took out the sign and said: "Your young master asked me to come."

When the servant got the news, he took him in without embarrassment.

The layout of the Chu Mansion is very elegant, with stones, water, corridors, greenery, and flowers, which are very pleasing to the eye.

Arriving at a quiet but comfortable courtyard, the servant asked Yu Sheng to wait for a while before going to invite Chu Ci.

I was walking around boredly for the rest of my life when I saw a little donkey lying in the garden, lazily basking in the sun.

Hearing the noise, the little donkey looked back at Yu Sheng and lay down again.

Yu Sheng said: "Rich people are corrupt, even a donkey can enjoy happiness."

After he looked up and down, he said with admiration: "Don't tell me, this donkey is really strong."

This donkey is shiny in its black areas, white in its white areas, and has strong limbs. It should be a good donkey for plowing.

Soon, Chu Ci led Zhou Jiuzhang out.

Zhou Jiuzhang was disappointed when he saw Yu Sheng's empty hands. He reluctantly forgave him after hearing Yu Sheng's help.

Hearing that Yu Sheng was anxious to give it away, Chu Ci was not wordy and pointed at it: "There it is, you can take it away."

The air was quiet for a while, except for the donkey's face that seemed to be smiling and mocking as it turned around.

"Are you kidding me? This is Lv Ying, and this is a horse?" Yu Sheng pointed at the donkey and said sadly and angrily.

"I only said it was a mount, not a horse." Chu Ci hurriedly waved his hand, signaling Yu Sheng not to accuse him unjustly.

For the rest of my life, I remember clearly that Chu Ci was talking about "having a precious mount".

"The donkey is the head, and the horse is the horse."

"Why can't we use donkeys? You can't discriminate against donkeys."

"It is the famous horse that travels thousands of miles a day. It is the same mount as the city lord?"

"Yes, that's it." Chu Ci nodded, and he asked curiously, "You don't know that the city lord used to ride a divine donkey?"

I have a dream for the rest of my life: ride the fastest horse, marry the most beautiful woman, drink the strongest wine, and kill the person I hate the most.

However, Jie Ma died before leaving the army.

"I won't change my horse or my porcelain." Yu Sheng squatted on the ground, preparing to cheat.

Chu Ci said: "You still have to save people, let's go quickly."

Yu Sheng pointed to the lazy donkey lying on the ground, basking in the sun, "When it carries the patient back to town, I can go back and forth to Yangzhou City seven or eight times."

"You don't believe me?" Chu Ci said helplessly, "In this case, I will lead Taxue to accompany you. If it runs slowly, I will use Taxue to send it back to the town."

It's important to save people. Stand up for the rest of your life and say, "Okay."

Chu Ci asked to lead the donkey, but it didn't move or even raise its head.

I feel like crying for the rest of my life but I am still a super lazy donkey.

Chu Ci didn't dare to hit it, so he could only whisper something close to the donkey's ear.

I don’t know what he said, but the donkey stood up with a roar and asked Chu Ci to help him put on the saddle. Then it bit the reins and walked towards Yu Sheng with a clatter.

Yu Sheng was stunned and subconsciously took over the reins, unable to accept it for a while.

The donkey was impatient, and when Yu Sheng refused to move, he pushed him with his front hooves, causing Yu Sheng to stumble a few steps. Fortunately, the Heavenly Master held him up and prevented him from falling.

"Ang, ang." The donkey urged Yu Sheng, walking in front and leading Yu Sheng out of the house.

Chu Ci held Ta Xue's hand and hurriedly followed.

After Yu Sheng came back to his senses, he asked Chu Ci, "What did you say to it?"

Chu Ci smiled and did not answer, saying that he would know after his birthday.

"Where are you going to pick me up?" Chu Ci asked.

Yu Sheng reported the location of the hospital where Uncle Six was located.

As they walked out of the gate, the donkey stopped and threw its head on its back, letting Yu Sheng carry it on its back.

I have never ridden a horse in my life, let alone a donkey.

He stood on the steps on the left side of the donkey. After hesitation, he raised his right foot, stepped into the exquisite donkey stirrup, and pushed hard with his feet to get on the donkey's back.

After getting on the donkey, Yu Sheng was stunned because what he saw was the donkey's butt.

It turns out that when you mount a horse and ride a donkey, you should put your left foot in the stirrup, but he put his right foot in the stirrup, which is exactly the opposite.

After Chu Ci got on the horse, he looked up and laughed despite his calm temperament.

Yu Sheng blushed and was about to go down and turn around when he heard the donkey bray three times and started running wildly.

"Holy shit." Yu Sheng grabbed the donkey's butt. He had no words to express his surprise in this life, so he could only use the foul language from his previous life.

He saw the scenery behind him quickly come into view, then quickly disappear into the distance.

Chu Ci patted the horse behind and followed it, but could not catch up with it.

On the main road in Yangzhou, cars and people flow like a dragon, especially in the large square that serves as a market.

But the donkey kept going at a fast pace and ran headlong into the face.

"Donkey, donkey, it's been let out again," the vendor setting up the stall shouted.

"Damn it, who let him out, my Lu Lu?"

"Liquor sellers, close the stall quickly, close the stall quickly."

Someone said hello, and as soon as he finished speaking, the doors of the inn and restaurant were closed with a "snap".

The stalls were set up in a mess, but the pedestrians and drivers were not in a mess, and they all stopped to watch this rare spectacle.

The scene was particularly interesting today. I saw a donkey gnawing on a reed and a man sitting upside down on its back.

Although the running donkey is extremely dangerous among the crowd, it can always avoid getting a leaf or bumping into anything as it moves up and down the mountain.

Some people even deliberately set up small obstacles, and were severely looked down upon by the donkey.

For the rest of his life, he should be grateful that he was facing backward, otherwise he would have been frightened into having a heart attack.

Although it was not bad now, he lay tightly on the donkey's back, letting the strong wind move his clothes, and he was extremely embarrassed.

Chu Ci, who was lagging behind, was lamenting the blessing in disguise for the rest of his life, remembering his experience of riding only once.

Forget it, I dare not think about it.

Chu Ci felt that he had lost all his face at that moment.

The Jin Yiwei who was patrolling the street heard the panic and came out of an alley. When he saw it was the donkey, he hurriedly went back.

"Don't stop it, nothing will happen." The veteran advised the recruit, "It will only make things worse if you stop it. Your monthly money must be gone."

"This donkey can drink so much. I heard that the Chu family can hardly afford to feed it." The veteran still has lingering fears.


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