Even if it’s a black shop, you still have to order food.
Every profession has its own rules: robbing the rich and giving to the poor is a dark and stormy night, but it is robbery during the day.
As a knight who just came out of the robbery business, Scarface strictly follows the rules of the business. This is called doing what you do and loving what you do.
So he endured his heartache and ordered the cheapest Pao Ding Deng, as well as soup dumplings and Mapo Tofu.
I originally wanted to order porridge and meat, but when I looked at the price, my hands were trembling and I couldn't make up my mind.
How about the monkey spirit? When Thin Monkey Face looked back for the rest of his life, he whispered in Scarface's ear, "The money will be back in our pockets tonight."
Scarface suddenly understood and pointed to the vegetable label, "Give me one portion of everything on the vegetable label, braised rabbit and three portions of pig's trotters."
"And the most expensive one..." Scarface paused, "Fried vegetables?"
His grandma, this gangster shop is too blatant to steal money. Frying vegetables is so expensive.
It seems that opening a black shop is much more brainless than the business they are pursuing.
When they were robbing, they would also shout, "I built this mountain, I planted this tree," to the effect of tactfully reminding the other party to leave road maintenance fees.
This further strengthened his determination to change careers.
"Here's some green vegetables." Scarface said. Unexpectedly, there would be a day when he couldn't afford green vegetables.
"Wait a minute." After Yu Sheng took note of this, he glared at Feng'er and Zhenzi who were making trouble behind them, and turned back to the kitchen.
Zhen Zi pulled Feng'er, who was still playing, and followed Yu Sheng inside.
Ye Zigao was clearing the dishes when he saw the snake-like face leading people down lazily.
"Brother Ye, please have some breakfast." Niu Er held Long Ze's hand.
"Broken Sword and the others left long ago," Ye Zigao said.
"We are here to help. If we are too diligent, wouldn't we overwhelm the guests?" They sat in the seat where the man in yellow had just been.
Ye Zigao took the plate back and brought out the breakfast.
Scarface and the others had been on the road all night, and after taking a bite, they realized that the food was beyond imagination, and they immediately started gobbling it up and grabbing it.
For a moment, I didn't realize that there was spiritual power in the fried vegetables, which made the snake girl on the side secretly curse "cow chewing peonies".
After finishing the meal, Scarface led the people upstairs to rest, but from time to time there were people wandering around the inn, checking the terrain.
There were many guests on their way in the morning, and after seeing them all off, Yu Sheng stretched himself up to the attic.
The necessary task before practicing calligraphy is to wet a corner of a page of book, but there is still no sign of fish, which makes me disappointed for the rest of my life.
Aunt Qing next to me couldn't help rolling her eyes, "Okay, wet it again, and a page of the book will leave you in the future."
"No way?" Yu Sheng stopped, this page of the book was still very useful.
"At least he will disobey discipline." Aunt Qing said with emotion. She understood this very well.
Her sword spirit is now picking at people, not the handsome ones, not the pretty ones, but the shemales.
Yu Sheng hurriedly dried a corner and respectfully laid a page of book on the table to practice calligraphy.
"Do you remember that picture of swimming fish?" Aunt Qing asked him.
"I remember it. I remembered it at a glance. I just don't know why I can't use it."
Yu Sheng shook his arm as he spoke, and then quickly struck out with his palm. The vase did not move at all.
Aunt Qing felt that this was the limit for the rest of his life. Before he skillfully used this trick, there would probably be no "fish and dragon in all kinds of changes" picture.
After Yu Sheng played a few empty tricks, he picked up his pen and started practicing calligraphy. Aunt Qing had already helped him polish the ink.
"Today I'm going to copy "Tummy Pain Posts"." Yu Sheng removed the posts he had copied before and regarded death as if he were going home.
"Have you really decided?" Aunt Qing looked at him with great sympathy.
Yu Sheng nodded and started to copy "Tie of Belly Pain" with a pen. Aunt Qing saw that he was gritting his teeth and the hand holding the pen was trembling.
After struggling to finish tracing a word, Yu Sheng retreated. His perseverance was still there, but his stomach couldn't hold on any longer.
He was also afraid that his aunt would make fun of him, so Yu Sheng rolled his eyes, covered his ears and said, "Ouch, my ears feel so itchy."
He put down his pen, let his stomach relax, and put his ear in front of Aunt Qing, "Auntie, my ears haven't been cleaned for a long time, please help me."
"Go find Ye Zigao." Aunt Qing pushed him away.
"What did you say? I can't hear because my ears are blocked." Yu Sheng tilted his ears and said, "Oh, you said you would help me, then I would be disrespectful."
Yu Sheng found an ear pick and handed it to Aunt Qing, then lay on the beauty's back with his head resting on Aunt Qing's legs.
The breeze is caressing, the sun is warm, the waves in the lake are making a lot of sounds, and with the slightest touch in the ears, I feel like the fairy days are just like this for the rest of my life.
No wonder Lao Yu often complained that Yu Sheng disturbed his interest in admiring flowers, moon and rain.
However, time was running out, so Aunt Qing quickly pushed Yu Sheng up and asked him to practice calligraphy.
This "Tummy Pain Post" conveys so much emotion that once I fall into it for the rest of my life, my stomach will feel overwhelming.
In the end, I asked Cao'er for antidiarrheal medicine to feel better. Even so, I had to go to the hut no less than ten times in the rest of my life.
It even made the bald man who stepped on the spot suspicious. He went back and said to Scarface, "Boss, I suspect that boy is hiding treasure in the latrine."
"How to say?"
"It's inconvenient to go to the hut all the time. There must be something fishy." Baldhead said with certainty.
Scarface and Shouhou thought it was reasonable, so when they went to the hut again, they saw a bald man searching inside.
When he heard that Yu Sheng was coming, Bald Head hurriedly came out and said, "Shopkeeper, you come first, I'm constipated."
"No need." Yu Sheng turned around and returned to the inn, "I'm already fine."
This made Bald Head more and more convinced.
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That night, everything was quiet and all the guests went to bed.
After three rounds of drinking, the Goddess of Agriculture stood up and left, leaving the three water ghost sisters and Zhen Zi chattering non-stop.
That's not right. Although many people ignored her, Feng'er gestured very enthusiastically and called everyone to look at her from time to time.
I wasted several words on this, and Yu Sheng estimated that I might have to finish all the words I saved these days.
During the day, the fourth of the three water ghost sisters succeeded in causing Wu Zhu, who was looking for a mirror, to fall into the water.
When they were about to succeed, Xiaosi stopped, and now they were arguing about this matter for almost an hour.
Yu Sheng sent the God of Agriculture out. When they were leaving, the God of Agriculture looked at the three sisters, shook his head and said, "It's really enviable."
Indeed, Xiaosi's reason for stopping was very simple: he couldn't bear to leave the other sisters and would reincarnate alone in the near future.
The other two sisters were extremely angry because Xiaosi gave up reincarnation.
Yu Sheng and the God of Agriculture don't know how to persuade them. Only the parties involved can make the most appropriate choice in this matter.
Yu Sheng put the plates away and served a few more people a plate of pig's trotters.
Just as he was about to go to the door, there was the sound of messy footsteps on the road outside.
Before he could look over, a group of people also ran down the wooden stairs. One of them was the most eye-catching, his bald head was very dazzling in the candlelight.
"Stop." Scarface rushed forward, the knife in his hand, flashing brightly in front of Yu Sheng's eyes.
Yu Sheng took a few steps back, and many people rushed in from outside the inn.
However, what they held in their hands were not swords, but some freshly fallen branches.
I was surprised for the rest of my life, where did this song come from?
Scarface was also puzzled, "Where are your knives?"
One person cried sadly, "Boss, we were surrounded by Huang Xian'er in the woods, and all the money and knives we had were taken away."
"Trash." Scarface cursed, it was more important to do business now.
He turned back and pointed the knife at Yu Sheng, "Boy, if you dare to open a black shop, today I will do justice to God, eradicate violence, make peace, rob the rich and give to the poor."