Yu Sheng quickly stopped and sat back down in a serious manner before Zhou Jiufeng saw him.
As a city lord, my aunt is accustomed to retaining her dignity in front of her subordinates. If Zhou Jiufeng saw this scene, Yu Sheng would be strangled to death.
"Why can't you hold it in anymore?" Yu Sheng looked at Zhou Jiufeng unhappily.
Zhou Jiufeng stopped in a hurry. He had the rest of his life, so he couldn't say this.
"I can't hold it in anymore. I have to go back to the city quickly for a while." Zhou Jiufeng covered her stomach anxiously and wisely.
"Is it easy to go back?" Yu Sheng was confused, "Although you are strong, we can't accommodate you in the latrine of our inn."
Zhou Jiufeng smiled "hehe" and said, "Well, I prefer the bed. No, I prefer the latrine. It's convenient for me not to come out when I'm not at home."
This means that the wealth does not flow to outsiders. Yu Sheng never expected that Zhou Jiufeng would have such a hobby.
"Sir, sir, I'll go back first." Zhou Jiufeng pretended to be anxious.
"Yes." Aunt Qing nodded, "Remember to go to the latrine and don't get into the pig pen."
This was a warning to her to keep her mouth shut, and Zhou Jiufeng agreed with a sad face. The most painful thing in the world is to have a shocking secret but not be able to share it with others.
It's like not being able to taste delicious food in advance, or being pregnant for ten months but not being able to let the child fall to the ground.
"Also," Aunt Qing ordered again, "it's not peaceful here in the town, so let the city lord send more guards in royal robes to defend us."
In addition, it is very possible for the monster to swim up the river, bypass the town, and enter the forest between the town and Yangzhou.
The monsters from Dongshan are not the monsters around Yangzhou City. They have no agreed upon rules with Yangzhou City, and they will definitely attack passers-by.
Even the villages outside Yangzhou City are in danger and must be guarded against.
Zhou Jiufeng said "yes", turned around and walked out.
Aunt Qing turned around and saw Yu Sheng looking at him, raising her eyebrows and saying, "What do you want me to do?"
"Those who don't know better think you are the city lord." Yu Sheng smiled.
Aunt Qing was startled, then smiled and said: "It is appropriate to share the worries of the city lord."
Yu Sheng still wanted to talk. Zhou Jiufeng, who had just walked out, came back and said, "By the way, Shopkeeper Yu, the next guest is asking you to say goodbye."
Today is the day for ghosts to walk, hundreds of ghosts walk at night, and the living people retreat.
When the setting sun is shining and the woods are dark, ghosts come out and move around, so guests have to rush home early.
Yu Sheng stood up and followed Zhou Jiufeng downstairs.
Zhou Jiufeng, who just now was clutching his stomach and anxious to go to the latrine, turned sideways politely and said, "Shopkeeper Yu, please."
"You don't have to be so polite, right?" Yu Sheng stopped.
Zhou Jiufeng said: "Of course you have to be polite. We are both royal guards. From now on we have to help each other and respect each other as guests."
"Well, let's just treat each other as guests." Yu Sheng said euphemistically, stretched out his hand to Zhou Jiufeng and said, "Please go first."
"you first."
"No, please go first."
"Please do it if you want." Zhou Jiufeng insisted.
"No, you are so fat. If I squeeze in and let Zhuang Zisheng know, why don't you skin me alive?" Yu Sheng said.
Zhou Jiufeng saw that only half of his body was left open, and smiled awkwardly: "Hey, if any of our brothers follows whoever, then I'll invite you first."
Yu Chang let out a sigh of relief. Sister Feng finally looked like a man. She was a little uncomfortable with being so polite just now.
When Yu Sheng went downstairs, Zhou Jiufeng didn't wait for Zhuang Zisheng, Zhou Jiuzhang and others, got on his horse and led the others away.
Zhuang Zisheng was surprised, "What's wrong with her?"
"I'm in a hurry to go home." Yu Sheng felt that the convenient thing was indecent, so he didn't say it.
Zhuang Zisheng was worried, so he hurriedly said goodbye and chased after him. The group of young men he had brought also followed.
Also leaving at the same time were Chu Ci and others. Today is the day when ghosts travel, so they all have to go home to avoid running into ghosts.
Tonight, there is even a curfew in Yangzhou City, and no living people are allowed to take to the streets. Wu Zhu and the ghost-hunting master will patrol the streets.
So after the great witch Wushan gathered the witches and Zhus who were looking for mirrors behind the shrine, they also came to say goodbye to Yu Sheng and lead them back to the city.
Tonight is a busy night for Wu Zhu.
Not to mention them, after helping Yu Sheng wash the tableware for the banquet, the folks in the town also went home to get busy.
Folks who are far away from the main street are busy moving and move to the houses of folks who are close to the archway to spend the night to avoid being attacked by ghosts or mountain wolves at night.
Folks nearby prepare all kinds of delicious, greasy or sweet food, which are necessary offerings on the day when ghosts visit.
Many villagers simply come to the inn to order some soup dumplings, porridge and the like to entertain the ghosts passing by their houses at night.
People believe that if you do not place delicious offerings in front of your door, you will attract evil spirits or make your home haunted.
Clothes that have been dried outside should also be taken back. Children's clothes are to prevent them from being noticed by naughty birds, and women's clothes are to avoid being noticed by perverts.
Of course, men and the elderly are not allowed to keep their clothes. What if there are ghosts with heavy tongues or unique hobbies?
In addition, some favorite things or foods of the deceased person in the family are also placed to entertain family members who may not have been reincarnated.
"Fortunately, Old Yu Lun went back, otherwise I really wouldn't know what to do." Yu Sheng said to Aunt Qing while preparing.
After Lao Yu's death, all his belongings were thrown into the coffin or water by Yu Sheng. This was Lao Yu's last words.
"There is also a good pen. Lao Yu loved to use it to practice calligraphy when he was alive." Yu Sheng said and threw a ball into the frying pan.
Looking at the oil pan, he shook his head sadly, "This old guy didn't know how to leave it to me as a family heirloom to be passed on to our children in the future..."
A meal for the rest of my life, "and it can be sold at a good price."
He glanced at Aunt Qing and said to himself that it was dangerous. He almost said what he was thinking, but luckily he was smart.
It was entirely his fault that the vague sour smell in the air misled him.
"It's burnt." Aunt Qing pointed to the frying pan, "I knew you were a prodigal, so Lao Yu took the pen away."
She said proudly: "Fortunately you have me, otherwise the inn would have been completely destroyed by you."
Yu Sheng picked up the blackened meatballs. This fried meatball was a daily sacrifice that Lao Yu put out at the Ghost Walk, and it was also Lao Yu's proud creation.
He usually showed off to Yu Sheng, and said that this was how he captured Yu Sheng's mother's heart.
I see him doing a lot in the rest of my life, so I will naturally do it too.
As for the taste, Aunt Qing had a bad feeling when he picked it out with chopsticks.
These meatballs may be long or short, big or small, burnt or light in color. They look like everything except meatballs.
Aunt Qing took a careful taste and felt "vomit". Although she was prepared, she still fell into the trap.
Under Yu Sheng's expectant gaze, she swallowed it with difficulty and comforted Yu Sheng by saying, "It's not too unpalatable."
Then he threw the remaining meatballs to the dog. The dog sniffed it and went out with the dog bowl in his mouth in disgust.
It soon came in again, and not only were the meatballs missing, but there were still traces of water in the dog bowl.
"A dog doesn't think the family is poor." Yu Sheng kicked the dog, "You still dislike me."
"Ouch - ow -" the kicked dog barked, and was kicked again by Yu Sheng, "Don't think I don't know, this is definitely not a good thing."
Just look at the way the mountain wolf wants to tear the dog into pieces when it sees it.
The dog whimpered aggrievedly. He learned this sentence from the weasel, and he didn't know what it meant.
Yu Sheng's family knows his own family affairs. This meatball was passed down from Lao Yu. There is no recipe in the system, and even he himself can't remember it completely. It's natural that it tastes bad.
I just don’t know if the system can include recipes and help improve them like moves.
As soon as Yu Sheng had this idea, the system gave him a critical blow: "The meatballs made by the host are insanely unpalatable. Please forgive the system for not being able to record them."
"I won't eat it if I don't like it." Yu Sheng put the meatballs on a plate and said proudly, "It's not for you to eat anyway, it's a sacrifice for ghosts."
"The ghost has a grudge against you?" Aunt Qing said leisurely.