Yu Sheng picked up the bucket and stood at the edge of the well. Just as he was about to drop it down to draw water, he saw a glimmer of light at the bottom of the well.
"Hey", Yu Sheng looked around and saw nothing in the pitch black darkness, but Yu Sheng was very sure that there was really a glimmer of light just now.
He squatted down and tried to shout: "Turtle Immortal, Ancestor Turtle?"
There was no movement in the well, Yu Sheng tried a few more times, and finally said impatiently: "Grandson, if you don't come out and pull me down, sooner or later one day..."
"Xiao Yu'er, Xiao Yu'er." Cao'er came out of the lobby anxiously, holding the ball firmly in her hand, "Hurry and help someone catch a bamboo rat."
Yu Sheng was startled when he saw Qiuqiu's eyes were red and he was breathing heavily, "Did you take the wrong medicine again?"
"It's not that I took the wrong medicine, it's that, that." Cao'er said with a red face.
"Which one?" Yu Sheng was confused.
"Hey, you're young, and I don't understand what I told you. Help me catch a bamboo rat, it's the female." Cao'er said anxiously, "Otherwise the rat will die."
"Oh, I understand." Yu Sheng suddenly understood and clasped his hands together, "My wish is to catch a female bamboo rat."
Po Meng, who was drinking tea in the lobby, paused, then slapped the table and cursed: "Fuck you, uncle."
Just now she watched Qiuqiu eat the spring floating grass, but she didn't know what to do with the female bamboo rat.
The black girl sitting opposite her paused for a moment, then quickly started shouting, "If you dare to scold me, believe it or not, I will slap you to death."
Po Meng rolled her eyes and said, "It's not you I'm scolding."
"Oh", the black girl's anger subsided and she sat down and looked at Po Meng up and down, "She's pretty, I'd like to thank you on behalf of that person's uncle."
What a stupid dragon, Po Meng cursed in her mind, and just as she was about to turn around and do that disgusting thing, her eyes suddenly rolled.
She sat down again, "Would you like to have a try?"
"I won't bully you." The black girl was lowering her head and counting the money in her hand. The shopkeeper stipulated that the waiter could drink a jar of ash wood wine a day. She refused to drink it and just sold it to others.
"Bullying, haha, a mere dragon dares to say such big words in front of ghosts and immortals." Po Meng said in anger.
"Hey," the black girl slapped the table again, "How dare you look down on me? If you look down on me, you look down on us adults. Be careful if I ask you to make a wish to clean the latrine."
She stood up and wanted to complain to Yu Sheng. Granny Meng turned over her hand and took out five cents. She weighed it in her hand and made a crisp sound, "This is the winner's reward."
"Brush", the black girl sat opposite Po Meng at an alarming speed, and said with a kind smile: "What are you competing for?"
"Whoever brings back a bamboo rat from the Xishan Bamboo Forest first wins, the mother." said Po Meng.
Hei Niu just saw Qiuqiu go in with red eyes, so she didn't want to be fooled, "It's a competition, the winner will be rewarded at least fifty coins."
As a ghost fairy, Po Meng didn't want to do that shameful thing, so she took out fifty coins and said, "Fifty coins are fifty coins. I'll count to three, let's do it together."
"three"
"two"
"one"
They set out at the same time, but Po Meng came back immediately after leaving the house, and the black girl disappeared in an instant.
Before she finished the cup of tea, the black girl had already brought two bamboo rats and placed them in front of Po Meng.
"My lord, that dog may not be ugly, but it is very courageous. It actually ran outside the bamboo forest and barked at the wolves." Hei Niu said when she put down the bamboo rat.
"I won't pay for one more bamboo rat." Po Meng put down her tea cup.
"I've got one more for you." The black girl pulled the fifty cents into her arms and then said, "Anyway, I don't know which one is the female."
"Pa", Po Meng reached out to grab the fifty coins, but Hei Niu was already prepared, grabbed it and stepped back to avoid it.
"You are cheating." Po Meng said.
"My mother once said that those who achieve great things do not stick to trivial matters." Hei Niu said that Long spent a lot of money on the way to enlightenment and would do anything to get money.
"Besides, do you know they are not female?" the black girl said, hiding the money in her arms.
Mrs. Meng really didn’t know, and even more disdainfully opened it to take a look, “That might be a male.”
"In terms of probability, it's almost impossible for both of them to be male." The black girl pointed her finger, "I'll do the math for you."
After hearing the calculation that "the probability of one female being a female is 50%, and the probability of two having a female is 100%", Po Meng carried the two bamboo rats into the backyard with a cold face.
Cursing in her heart that the dragon was not a good thing, Po Meng had a headache. She thought it was caused by the delay of her wish.
"Here." She threw the two bamboo rats to Yu Sheng.
Yu Sheng took a look and said, "These two bamboo rats are a bit small." He looked at Po Meng and said, "You are too vicious."
Mrs. Meng was not angry, "You are so wicked, don't talk about me anymore."
Qiuqiu had been locked up in the woodshed and was gnawing manically inside. Cao'er opened the door and said, "Don't worry about the size, just throw it in."
Yu Sheng stuffed it in without hesitation. At first, there was a panicked sound inside, like a cat chasing a mouse, but it soon became quiet again.
"Meow, meow", the black cat and the police chief wrapped around Yu Sheng's legs. They saw two bamboo rats and wanted Yu Sheng to give them a snack.
"Later." Yu Sheng said smoothly, raising his head to see Cao'er and Po Meng looking at him at the same time.
"You are so vicious." They said at the same time.
"Go, go, eat your salted fish." Yu Sheng drove the black cat and the police chief away, and went back to the well to fetch water.
Cao'er and Po Meng felt that it was dirty outside the door, so they also walked away.
Before leaving, Po Meng looked back at the door and wondered whether the two bamboo rats were female? If not, then...
Yu Sheng brought the water up to the attic, and when he opened the door and walked in, Aunt Qing was dressing up.
"What are you doing outside so early in the morning? It's so busy." Aunt Qing asked Yu Sheng.
If a group of boring people continue to do boring things, they will consciously separate themselves from them for the rest of their lives.
"Ignore them, what do you want for breakfast?" After Aunt Qing washed up, Yu Sheng consciously walked behind and helped her put up her hair.
"Mian", Aunt Qing said, and at the same time, she signaled Yu Sheng to gather her hair on the top of her head and braid it into two buns, which looked lively.
Yu Sheng took a white flower from the vase outside and put it in the bun on the left side of her hair. Aunt Qing's whole person became brighter and it was pleasing to the eye.
"I'm going to make breakfast." He asked Aunt Qing to wait for a while, and Yu Sheng went back to work, but when she entered the kitchen, she was stopped by Ye Zigao.
"Shopkeeper, do you think you can let the dog bring arsenic?" Ye Zigao said.
"What?" Yu Sheng was stunned, not knowing what Ye Zigao was talking about.
Ye Zi Gao pulled Yu Sheng to the doorstep and looked into the fields. He saw the dog being chased by a group of mountain wolves, running around in the fields and on the road.
Listening to the dog's cheerful barking, this idiot was enjoying it.
"This is a good way to exercise your foot strength, just suitable for arsenic." Bai Gaoxing stood aside and watched the excitement.
Fu Nan was also there, "That's right, how about we load the arsenic into the car, pull it over and drop it, and let it be chased?"
"What if I get bitten to death?" Yu Sheng was worried. Before Bai Gaoxing could tell him what to do, he added, "Remember to bring the pig's head back to me intact."
"Roll", the leaves are pushed away for the rest of their lives.
Bai Gaoxing then said: "You can let the dog get in the car. If the formation is not right, let the dog get out of the car and lure away the wolves."
"Hey, that's good, take me with you." The black girl appeared out of nowhere and was very interested in their plan to play with arsenic.
The plan was decided, Fu Nan stood up and started driving.
Yu Sheng said to Ye Zigao: "It's okay to let Gouzi help. Remember to give Gouzi your jar of linden wine."
Maybe he learned it from Mao Mao, and now dogs also know how to ask for drinks.
"Dogs and pigs are good friends, so there's no need for wine." Black girl said, and she was ready to snatch it and sell it for money.
"Hey," Yu Sheng joked, "You also have the potential to be a housekeeper."
The black girl is very good at grasping the key points, "What do you mean by this?"