Dust smoke started to rise, he covered his eyes, "cough cough", Yu Sheng took a step back, covered his mouth and nose, and looked at the sky.
Now the great witch Wu Ming told him that there is a city lord who likes to go through windows, and he will definitely believe it for the rest of his life.
When the dust and smoke cleared, Yu Sheng saw that there were five pits in his bluestone-paved yard, and five people were lying head down in the pits.
These five people were dressed in shabby clothes. They looked less like the city lord and more like members of a beggar gang.
He carefully took a few steps forward, wanting to see these warriors, "Hey, take a breath for the dead, and bury them alive."
It saves you digging holes.
"Bah, bah, even if you die, I can't die either." The city lord in the middle got up and shook the dust off his body.
"Hey, get up, get up." The city lord kicked the men around him.
"Wait, wait a moment." He raised his arm and said, "Let me rest for a while."
Although he couldn't die from the fall, the force was enough to withstand it, and his internal organs were shaking.
"City Lord, can we change the way in the future? This feeling of landing is too uncomfortable." One of the men suggested.
"You pauper, this is a great way to travel, otherwise we would still be in the swamp." The city lord patted the dust on his body.
"Who told you to wish that monster a baby?" One of his subordinates sat up and complained to the city lord. It was his blessing that caused the monster to miscarry and let the donkey enter the monster's belly.
"Just a casual compliment." The city lord was also depressed.
As the lord of Dark Crow City, if his curse comes true, the other party will at least be under his rules. In addition, there are many restrictions, which he is still exploring.
As for meeting that monster, if you beg for mercy out of desperation, you can't say the opposite. Then you won't be eaten alive by the monster? Although you almost got eaten alive by the monster after complimenting you.
The last person was still lying in the pit, "City Lord, if you don't bless me to be poor and a bachelor for the rest of my life, I won't get up."
"Don't deceive yourself." The city lord kicked him in the butt. Curses often don't work as long as he has something to do with it or his own interests are involved.
Seeing Yu Sheng looking at him curiously, the city lord showed a row of big yellow teeth and said with a friendly smile: "Boy, is this Yangzhou City?"
Yu Sheng nodded, "Come to meet the city lord for an alliance?"
"Yes, yes." The city lord smiled, "You can't miss such a good thing about eating and drinking."
"This building is for entertaining you all," Yu Sheng pointed at the Star Building behind him, "but we won't allow you to eat and drink just for free."
"Why, the city lord still charges money for the alliance?" The city lord glared, if he had known that such a good thing was going to happen, he should have done it in Dusk Crow City.
Although there is no witch courtyard in Dusk Crow City, or even a restaurant, there is no other way. Who made him promise to build the first city in the Eastern Wasteland?
Now he is really number one, you can tell by looking at his clothes, and his Dark Crow City is actually just a house and a yard built around a big tree where crows roost.
It’s either that it hasn’t been expanded, or that other houses have just been built, and it’s either a natural or man-made disaster, or a big demon has passed through and destroyed the house.
Taking advantage of this city lords' meeting, he wanted to ask the lord of the penultimate city in Donghuang, when are you going to expand the third house?
As for marrying a wife, he no longer dared to think about it. Who made him promise to have seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards?
"Isn't it normal to charge money and goods for a top-notch hotel?" Yu Sheng said, "Why don't the city lords make alliances and don't charge money?"
He pointed at the pit and said, "I haven't asked you to pay for the pit yet."
My aunt had told me not to be afraid of offending the city lord who was attending the meeting. Someone would carry it for him.
The five people in Dusk Crow City were dressed in rags. When they heard that they didn’t care about food and accommodation, the city lord became anxious on the spot, “It’s so unethical to convene a meeting of city owners and not care about food and accommodation.”
He looked left and right, "Where is the manager of the witch academy? I asked him to reason with me and cursed him to walk smoothly..."
Before he finished speaking, "bang", the sound of someone falling could be heard from behind. The city lord turned around and was amused. Wu Zhu, who had fallen on the ground, must be in charge. Needless to say, he was in charge.
"If you don't have the porcelain work, don't take the diamond. You don't care about food and accommodation, so you can convene any city owners' meeting."
He walked to Wu Ming and knelt down, "Unlucky, please pay us the cost of coming."
Yu Sheng walked over and was very curious about the fees for airdropping into Yangzhou City by wild geese.
"It's in charge, it's in charge, our witch academy is in charge." Wu Ming said before he had time to stand up.
When he heard that he didn't have to beg for food and went back, the Lord of Dark Crow City was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, thank you, I, Boss Wang, have made you a friend."
He said, helping Wu Ming, "Be careful, be careful, don't fall again..."
"Plop", Wu Ming, who had just been helped up, fell to the ground again, and the rest of his life felt pain for the rest of his life.
"Pa", giving himself a slap on the forehead, Boss Wang looked at his parents apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you must have fallen."
Then he helped Wu Ming up, and Wu Ming finally stood firm.
Wu Ming wiped the sweat from his forehead and explained to Boss Wang, the lord of Dark Crow City, "Food and accommodation are good, but the witch courtyard only provides the basics, and the rest..."
"Good brother." Before Wu Ming could finish speaking, Boss Wang excitedly patted him on the shoulder, "That's enough."
For a man who doesn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes all day long, he is overjoyed to have food and shelter, and there is no need to listen to the rest.
The city lord agreed immediately, and Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that at least one of the city lords was satisfied with this arrangement.
It’s not the fault of Wu Ming’s apprehension, it’s really because the Star Building after Yu Sheng took over was too dark. Not only were the guest rooms divided into three, six or nine classes, but the food was also eye-poppingly expensive.
The price made the wizard of the witch academy tremble with fear, but after tasting it, he had to say it was worth it.
After discussing with the witch, the witch courtyard can only provide basic food and accommodation expenses. If a city owner wants to live well and eat well, he can only pay for it out of his own pocket.
Boss Wang, who had been hungry for many days, held his stomach and couldn't wait, "Well, brother, can you let us have a meal now?"
"Okay, sit down in the lobby." Wu Ming led Boss Wang towards the Star-Zhaing Tower, "I wonder which city the city lord comes from?"
As the welcome guests of the witch courtyard, you must understand this point to prevent anyone from eating and drinking. Although the way these five appear is unusual, you still need to understand it.
"Hunya City." Boss Wang said.
"Faint Crow?" The name of the witch was confused. There were witch monasteries all over the cities in the Eastern Wasteland. The city lords were invited by the witch monasteries in each city, but he had never heard of such a city.
"I've never heard of it. We are a new city and we welcome the Witch Court to move in." Mr. Wang said with a laugh.
He pointed to the country, "Unlike these big cities, we are always on the lookout for your witch yuan to seize the city. The Dusky Crow City is always ready to fall under the witch yuan's command."
The men behind Boss Wang came forward and said, "As long as there is food and drink, I can change the city owner."
Wu Ming's pace of leading them into the lobby slowed down, and he was confused. This group of people did not look like they were joining the City Lords' Alliance, but more like beggars coming to beg for food.
Boss Wang also saw the confusion in his eyes, "Brother, don't believe me?"
"No, no, the main thing is that I didn't..."
"I understand, let me prove it to you." Boss Wang turned around to look for someone, and saw Yu Sheng following behind him, "Just him."
"Look carefully, he is standing very stable..."
"Don't, don't." Wu Ming hurriedly grabbed him, "It can't be hurt, it can't be hurt, this is our city lord's nephew."
If he is injured and the city lord becomes angry, the alliance between the city lords will not continue.
"Haha, don't worry, you won't hurt anyone." Boss Wang pressed Wu Ming's hand, preparing to show his hand to benefit his poor yard.
He pointed at Yu Sheng and said, "You don't fall when you walk."
Yu Sheng vaguely guessed that Boss Wang had some magic, but he didn't quite understand it yet. Now that he pointed it at him, he hurriedly stopped and looked at his feet.
Safe and sound? Yu Sheng took a step forward in confusion, but still didn't fall.
"Hey, that's weird," Boss Wang stepped forward to check in confusion. As soon as he took a step, "pop", he fell to the ground.