A writer in a previous life once said that the path to a man's heart is his stomach. As for the second part of the sentence, I will never remember it for the rest of my life.
But I will draw inferences for the rest of my life, thinking that since the stomach can lead to a man’s heart, it must also be able to reach a girl’s heart.
Considering that Aunt Qing doesn't like women's makeup and prefers men's clothing all day long, she dresses up in pursuit of the majesty of the city lord and is a somewhat heroic girl, so she can't go wrong.
Therefore, Yu Sheng decided to take advantage of Dongshan's opportunity to seize the girl Zhao's stomach and further build a closer relationship.
However, he had trouble preparing anything. When he had no idea, he simply sat in front of the door and played with the dog.
He grabbed a bone in his hand, shook it in front of Gouzi, threw it towards the stone bridge, and quickly hid it behind him with a feint.
The dog didn't know it, so he turned to look in the direction of the stone bridge, thinking that the bone had passed, so he ran over wagging his tail.
After sniffing for a long time, the dog still couldn't find the bone. In the end, he even forgot to look for the bone and started chasing it in circles and biting its tail.
The black cat and the police sergeant basking in the sun narrowed their eyes and looked at the dog arrogantly, scorning its stupidity.
It wasn't until Yu Sheng showed the bones and called Gouzi that Gouzi remembered the bones, stuck out his tongue and ran quickly to Yu Sheng.
After Yu Sheng repeated his old tricks, the dog ran to the direction of the stone bridge to look for bones.
After repeating this process over and over again, the dog finally learned to be smart.
After Yu Sheng threw the bones out again, Gouzi looked at Yu Sheng sideways, said "woof" and "ouch" at him.
The last sentence was obviously not a good word, "You are so brave." Yu Sheng kicked the dog.
Just as he was about to add another kick, a loud shout rang in his ears, "Stop!" Yu Sheng was so shocked that the bones in his hands fell off.
Yu Sheng turned around and saw a group of people walking on the stone bridge.
They carried knives at their waists, and the leader wore a bamboo hat with a cloth wrapped around his head, leaving only his eyes exposed.
He looked at Yu Sheng with sharp eyes and said righteously: "Dogs are your good friends and loyal partners. It is wrong to beat a dog. Please apologize to it quickly."
Yu Sheng was stunned. Is this man sick?
At this time, the dog finally took the bone in his mouth, and after being away from Yu Sheng, he said a few perfunctory "barks" to the people coming up from the stone bridge.
"No need...", the leader of the man in a bamboo hat waved to Gouzi cordially, and then saw Gouzi's face clearly, "Uh, thank you."
The people behind him who were not wearing bamboo hats were also surprised by Gouzi's peerless dog appearance. One person couldn't help but said: "Hey, this dog..."
Perhaps he was worried about the man in the bamboo hat, so after someone pulled his sleeves, he said: "It's really ugly."
"You're blind!" The man in the hat turned around and slapped him, "Is this a dog? Is this a dog? This is obviously a wolf."
"Yes, wolf." A few people without hats bowed their heads respectfully and responded. Those who were slapped had no complaints, as if the people in hats were telling the truth.
The man in the hat turned his head with satisfaction and said to Yu Sheng seriously: "Well, since it's not a dog but a wolf, you don't need to apologize."
Yu Sheng looked at the dog gnawing bones not far away, and said displeasedly: "You are blind, this is a wolf, why should we change our dog's ancestry?"
As a loyal partner for the rest of his life, when he saw that he was not happy with the visitor, the dog put down the bone and also barked at the man in the bamboo hat: "Ouch...woo"
"Aw, you are so big, what are you oozing at this time?" Yu Sheng interrupted, it was so damn embarrassing.
The dog was confused for a moment, not knowing what he had done wrong, but he couldn't afford to hide, so he picked up the bone and ran further away.
At the same time, he did not forget to turn around and vent his anger on the person who came, put down the bone and said "Ouch...woo", picked it up in his mouth and continued running, and then put it down and screamed.
"I'm just talking about wolf, how about it?" The man in the hat looked back at his men, and then said to Yu Sheng, "How about it?"
I was speechless for the rest of my life. I decided that instead of teasing the dog, I would rather tease the two cats, the black cat and the police sergeant. However, they were too cunning and difficult to tease.
The man in the hat looked at the dog and said, to be honest, this dog is really ugly, so ugly that the man in the hat is embarrassed to admit that he is the one who belongs to Dog Fengcheng.
However, that ugly dog was self-aware and knew not to bring shame on the faces of the dog people, so he learned to howl like a wolf on his own.
The man in the hat, who was trying to save his face, kept silent for a long time. He felt that he had a tendency to beat dogs, so he took the opportunity to approach and teach him a lesson: "Young man, be kinder to dogs."
"Fortunately, the dog you bullied just now was not a dog raised by the people in our city. Otherwise, the compensation would be light. It would be normal to chop you into human flesh. They are best at making human meat buns."
"Every life deserves to be treated with tenderness." He said earnestly, and at the same time reached out to pat Yu Sheng's shoulder, but Yu Sheng dodged it.
The man in the bamboo hat didn't take it seriously. Speaking of human flesh, he was really hungry, so he walked over to the inn.
"Waiter, here's a plate of pork head meat and a jar of good wine." The man in the hat greeted his subordinates. The matter was done and it was worth celebrating.
Ye Zi stood up to say hello, and Yu Sheng poked his head in from the outside, "Didn't you just say that all lives deserve to be treated with tenderness?"
The people who had just sat down paused and all looked at the man in the bamboo hat, holding the handle of the knife.
Seeing that the man in the bamboo hat was silent, he slapped the table with his hand and said, "Boy, how do we do business? Don't let some people spoil our interest."
Ye Zigao was unhappy, turned around and sneered, "Hey, what a big breath, don't spoil our master's mood, or else you will come in sideways and go out vertically."
"That's wrong." Hei Niu reminded him, "You walked in and walked out."
"Everyone is here, what's going on?" Aunt Qing walked down the wooden ladder. She had just gone to explain the affairs of the city lord's mansion in the next few days in a letter.
The man in the bamboo hat looked up at Aunt Qing, "Are you the shopkeeper? The waiter doesn't understand the rules, but it's okay."
"That's the shopkeeper's aunt. The shopkeeper is waiting for you to explain 'treat with gentleness'." Yu Sheng leaned against the door and looked at the man in the bamboo hat.
Awkward!
"Ahem, well, dogs are born to be people's friends, and pigs are born to be food." The man in the bamboo hat looked up at Yu Sheng, "The most gentle thing about life is to die well."
"Who said pigs were born for food?" Pork Jiu, who was passing by, happened to hear it and couldn't help but come in and retort, "I still say you were born for pigs."
When he was an apprentice in Yangzhou, his master Zhu Butu said, respect every pig under the knife, it is they who bring us a living.
The man in the bamboo hat just ate meat, but he found such an excuse. Zhu Zhujiu couldn't help but feel a little angry.
"In your words, I still think pigs are man's friends." Zhu Zhujiu said angrily.
"My master once said that dogs all look at you with admiration, cats all look at you with contempt, and only pigs see you as their equals."
Pork Jiu's eloquent talk left Yu Sheng stunned, so he had to go back to Yangzhou to skin and slice his master to see if there was a soul with a "Qiu" hidden inside.
"Only equality is a friend. Dogs are not friends of humans. Otherwise, if you have dog meat friends, you..."
Zhu Zhujiu wanted to say more, but was interrupted with a "bang", "You dare to talk about dog meat, I will kill you!" In the blink of an eye, silver light flashed, and the weapon in the man's hand was unsheathed.
"What's the matter, you want to fight?" Yu Sheng blocked Zhu Zhujiu, "Do you know how Taotie died outside? I beat him to death."
"Is there a glutton outside?" The man in the bamboo hat screamed and dropped his weapon in shock.
When he arrived, he saw that the skeleton was mostly half-cut, and someone was peeling off the rest of the body. He thought it was some large herbivorous beast that had been killed.