"To cut off a person's wealth is like killing his parents."
The monster played with the yellow frog and said, "If you don't give me the money, you will kill my parents. Of course it is immoral!"
"This is the first time I've heard robbery described in such an innocent and refreshing way." Yu Sheng complained and then asked why he was left here.
"I'm bored by myself, so stay and be a friend, and I'll take you to make a fortune together." The monster enthusiastically invited Yu Sheng.
"Oh, so it's because of this." Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief. He almost thought that this male monster's sexual orientation was abnormal.
He waved his hand, "Forget it if you get rich, I won't get involved in your small business."
"No," the monster was afraid that Yu Sheng would be gone, so he held up the yellow frog in his hand and said, "I can lend you the croak to play with. This is the treasure my father left for me."
Seeing the yellow frog being handed over, Yu Sheng hurriedly stepped back, "What's so fun about this thing?"
"Quacking is very fun." The monster deliberately showed off to Yu Sheng and threw the yellow frog down the river. He pulled the silk thread wrapped in his hand and the yellow frog returned to his hand.
At this time, Guagua was different. She pouted and looked very cute.
When Yu Sheng was wondering, the monster took the croak in his hand and kept playing with its belly.
"Pfft~" In the quiet woods, the sound was very loud, and the gas was yellow, making the monster couldn't help but cover his mouth and nose.
Yu Sheng grabbed his aunt and took a step back to avoid being hit by the gas.
"This is really fun." Yu Sheng couldn't help laughing when he saw the monster's embarrassed appearance.
"Wrong, wrong touch." The monster defended, reaching out and touching the belly again.
Yu Sheng rolled his eyes when he saw Gua Gua, and was already trying hard to endure it. In the end, he couldn't help but laugh, and then opened his mouth.
Yu Sheng was frightened and took a step back, only to see a long and big fish spitting out of Guagua's mouth, the size of which was more than ten Guaguas.
The fish was jumping lively, and Yu Sheng picked it up and threw it into the river. He looked at Guagua curiously.
The mouth of this yellow frog is amazing, it can actually hide such a big living thing.
The monster handed the guagua over, "I'll give you the guagua. How about we be friends?"
Looking into the monster's watery eyes, Yu was moved but declined, "You can be friends with Gua Gua."
The monster looked at the yellow frog in his hand and saw it turning around. The monster said disgustedly: "It only farts and eats. Only a ghost can be friends with it."
The monster set his sights on Yu Sheng, "How about it? Have you thought about it carefully?"
"Why don't you choose her as your friend?" Yu Sheng pointed to the aunt who sold him.
The monster became disgusted again, "Women are in trouble. My father said, never make friends with women."
"Then you deserve to be single for the rest of your life." Yu Sheng grabbed his little aunt and jumped across the river, "You take your time and rob. I have a big business, so I won't make a fortune with you."
"Don't go, I won't charge you, let's talk for a while." The monster shouted from behind, and without looking back, he said again: "Business cannot be done without righteousness, so don't be so heartless."
Seeing that Yu Sheng was indifferent, the monster used his trump card: "I'll give you money..."
Yu Sheng immediately turned around and said, "I told you earlier. Come on, let's talk for a while. How much money do you have?"
The monster scratched his head in embarrassment, "I don't have any money, and I haven't opened any robberies, so why don't I give you the croak." He handed the yellow frog over again.
"Forget it, forget it." Yu Sheng waved his hand, "You two can live together."
He could see that this monster was very lonely, and the only living thing around him was this croak.
He looked around and saw that the riverside was a good place to camp and have a meal, so he granted the monster's wish to chat with him.
"Go pick up some dry firewood." Yu Sheng put down his backpack to greet the monster.
"Okay", the monster went away happily, and soon came over with a pouting croak.
Without touching its belly, Guagua vomited it out on its own, like a machine gun, and it spat out dry wood all over the floor.
The monster helped Yu Sheng light the fire and kept asking: "Are we friends now?"
Tired of being asked, Yu Sheng could only answer: "Yes, as long as you keep your mouth shut, we will be friends."
When the monster heard this, he shut his mouth and stared at Yu Sheng without saying a word.
After a while, Yu Sheng saw that his face was getting redder and redder, and his eyes were about to shed tears. He looked at him strangely and said hurriedly: "Shut up, I don't want you to talk, it doesn't mean that I can't breathe."
This monster, if Yu Sheng hadn't discovered it earlier, would have suffocated him to death.
When the monster heard this, he let go of his hand and took a deep breath.
"By the way, where is your father?" Seeing how lonely he was, Yu Sheng started to talk.
"I was eaten by Taotie." the monster said sadly.
This made Yu Sheng feel a little guilty. To comfort him, Yu Sheng said: "What a coincidence, my old man is also there."
No matter where he went, he went anyway.
The monster quickly recovered and asked the dead man where he had come from and where he was going.
After hearing that Yu Sheng came from the other side of Dongshan, the monster suggested: "Don't go back, why don't I occupy the bridge and become the king?"
He hesitated and said, "It's okay for you to be the king."
Yu Sheng shook his head, "The King of Hitachi wants to bribe me? I will be a man who will become an immortal in the future."
His aunt kicked him as she passed by.
"Women know how to hold back." The monster sighed to Yu Sheng about Aunt Qing's kick.
"No, I don't know how to speed up the progress at all." Yu Sheng glanced at his aunt and said completely different things to the monster.
Looking back, Yu Sheng taught the monster again, "How can you make friends like this in the world? You just give your precious things to others."
"That means you have met a good person like me, otherwise you would have been deceived by others." Yu Sheng said boldly, and the monster nodded along.
My aunt thought that what she handed over was a yellow frog. If it was a bag of copper coins, she might not know who the bad guy was.
"Also, be careful when you rob. Don't rob someone when you see them. You have to think carefully." Yu Sheng pointed at himself, "I am a gluttonous master who can slap him to death with one palm. How can you rob?
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"Slap Taotie to death?!" The monster looked at Yu Sheng in admiration.
Yu Sheng saw his aunt rolling her eyes and waving to the monster, "Low-key, low-key."
"From now on, you have to be more low-key when doing business." Yu Sheng continued, "In the future, this road will be very prosperous, with many merchants, martial arts masters, and heavenly masters coming and going. Don't be so rash."
The monster was puzzled, "There are very few people here, and I have been waiting for you for a long time."
The future of this trade route was no secret, Yu Sheng told the monster directly.
After hearing this, the monster suddenly became happy and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Yu Sheng.
"I have an inn business in Yangzhou, and I will never stay to lead you in robbery." Yu Sheng said.
This made the monster a little sad, and he didn't recover until Yusheng's lunch was ready.
The monster had never tasted such delicious food, and felt that he had made the best friend in the world.
However, there is no such thing as a banquet that lasts forever. After having a good meal, chatting for a while, and telling the monster not to be so stupid, Yu Sheng stood up and said goodbye to him.
He reluctantly watched the two figures disappear into the sky, and the monster returned to the river listlessly.
Loneliness surrounded him again, leaving him unable to do anything but caress Guagua, not knowing what to do and having no interest in doing anything.
Until dusk, the monster suddenly stood up and said, "He can't stay, I can go find my friends."
Just as he was told, the monster immediately packed up his things, carried the croak and chased eastward.