"It's really that ugly." Shi Jingtian said to Yu Sheng seriously.
"You ugly mother, why am I so ugly?" The child in the bamboo cage kept making noisy noises. Although his accent was that of a child's, the words he spoke did not sound like it.
"Then open it and take a look." Before Yu Sheng could speak, the skeleton had already spoken.
The deep eyes of the skull are shining with a strange light, and they will not give up until they achieve their goals.
Seeing her reluctance, Shi Jingtian waved his hand, "Open it, let them see this grandson, let him know how ugly he is."
The old man glanced at Shi Jingtian with his gloomy eyes, and then slowly opened the lid of the bamboo cage.
At first there was nothing. When Yu Sheng was wondering, he saw a hand, a very small hand, sticking out from the edge of the bamboo cage.
The hand was only slightly larger than a chicken foot, and its skin was wrinkled and black in color, as if it had been soaked in soy sauce.
When the head came out, everyone present was even more shocked.
The head is also too small, like a premature baby that has just taken on a human form. The face is even more wrinkled than an old man's, and the facial features are squeezed together.
That's all. What's even more unbearable is that the skin is also the color of soy sauce, with a greasy sheen, and the bones are exposed when he opens his mouth.
When the dogs saw this, they were frightened and took three steps back, yelling "woof".
The three monsters, Little Monster and Hai Monk, were also frightened. "Hey, dear, I thought that dog was already ugly, but I never thought there could be such an ugly thing."
Yu Sheng stopped Gouzi, held back his discomfort and asked Shi Jingtian, "This, this is... a mummy!"
When he talked about the latter part, Yu Sheng's eyes widened and he pointed in surprise at the little man who was holding the edge of the bamboo cage with both hands and finally standing on it.
It's not just a mummy. Except for his head and hands, his body was wrapped in cloth, and there was even a lot of cloth left behind.
"What mummy?" Fu Nan stared at him, "Isn't this a human? It's too small."
"You are not a human being, and your whole family is not a human being." The villain crossed his arms and pointed at the dog, "Look carefully now, isn't I better-looking than him?"
At this time, the skeleton, which had been silent until now, bent down and said, "No, I'm going to vomit, vomit..."
"Are you vomiting? All your food fell on the floor." One of the twin brothers said disdainfully.
"You're not a skeleton, how do you know if someone is vomiting..." The other twin retorted contemptuously, but was interrupted by the skeleton.
"That's right, I'm a skeleton." The skeleton straightened up, came to his senses, and pointed at the old man, "This is obviously a child, look at how badly you abused him."
"He abused me just as much as I abused him." The villain folded his hands on his chest and raised his head.
Perhaps tempted by the lingering fragrance of the food, the villain stopped trying to be cool and pointed at the food on the table, "Quick, Shitou, order for me."
Shi Jingtian stroked his forehead, and Yu Sheng came up to him sympathetically, "Who among you is the boss? Also, what on earth is this?"
"Your mother is the thing, your mother is the thing." Before Shi Jingtian could reply, the villain spoke first, without being polite at all.
"Hey, shut up!" Shi Jingtian hurriedly went to stop him, and the old man also went to cover his mouth, but it was too late.
There was a thunderclap, and two bolts of lightning shot out from the mirror in Yu Sheng's arms, hitting the little man standing on the edge of the bamboo cage one after another.
The first hit immediately caused the villain to turn black, and when the second hit hit, the villain was knocked to the ground, and then smoke billowed out.
Monk Hai was gloating next to him, "You must be punished if you dare to insult the king."
Ye Zigao, who smelled a burning smell, took a step forward and saw the villain actually stood up tremblingly, and said in surprise: "This kid is amazing, he's actually still alive."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "crackling" sound, and the mirror in Yu Sheng's arms fired out several rays of lightning, hitting the villain one after another.
The little man who had just climbed up twisted his body and swayed from side to side, making Cao'er look like he was dancing.
"Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong." When everyone smelled the smell of burnt meat, the villain finally begged for mercy.
But the lightning still didn't stop. Shi Jingtian took out a stack of bank certificates from his arms and said, "Give me the money. I'll give you the money."
Before Yu Sheng could say anything, the mirror stopped on its own. This made Yu Sheng a little surprised. Could it be that King Donghuang was too poor to open the pot?
However, Yu Sheng still put away the money neatly and watched the charred little man slowly struggle to stand up.
Seeing Yu Sheng looking at him, the villain waved his hand flatteringly, "Hello, Leader Yu, you are so handsome."
As soon as he finished speaking, the wind blew and the cloth on his body turned into ashes and flew away, leaving behind a body full of wrinkles and some kind of synovial fluid on it.
The old man next to him hurriedly stepped forward, took out another piece of cloth from the bamboo cage and wrapped it around him, while others were already vomiting.
"Brother Sheng, we are exempt from lunch." The little monster waved his hand on behalf of the three monsters.
"We can't eat anymore." The twin brothers said in unison.
"I can eat it." When the villain was wrapped up by the old man, he weakly said to Shi Jingtian, "Shitou, order some food for me."
Although the skeleton had nothing to vomit, he couldn't hold on any longer. "Make me a new dish of the dish you just made and take it away. Also, I'm here to inform shopkeeper Yu."
"What's the matter?" Yu Sheng finally straightened up and asked.
"My lord, the news is absolutely true, that crazy ancient god Yuqi, he, he has taken a liking to you." The skeleton moved away from the villain.
"What?" Shi Jingtian and Yu Sheng were stunned at the same time, "What does it mean to be attracted to me?" Yu Sheng asked, "Did those crazy people from the Divine Witch change his gender?"
"What a mess." The skeleton didn't understand what Yu Sheng meant. "Anyway, he's targeting you. After he found out about you, he said he would come to get your parts."
Yuqi is only an ancient god, and the parts of the Supreme God's body cannot be obtained, but the parts of her son's body can still be obtained.
I looked at myself up and down for the rest of my life, and there was nothing to like about it. Could it be this face?
Immediately, Yu Sheng looked down at his crotch again. Wouldn't this turtle want to hold his hands?
While Yu Sheng was making random guesses, there was a sound of "bang, bang" footsteps on the wooden stairs, and a group of sharks jumped downstairs in their clothes.
Just after seeing Yu Sheng standing in the lobby of the inn, someone shouted "Your Highness is back", then they all turned around and jumped upstairs again.
His Highness has suffered too many tragedies. You must not be left behind by him, otherwise you will lose many tears.
Yu Sheng couldn't care about them for the moment, and just glanced at Bai Gaoxing.
Bai happily shook his head, "No, let's not make them cry when we tell the story. They even laughed to tears."
"That's okay," Yu Sheng said.
"No, no." Bai Gaoxing shook his head, "The tears they shed when they laugh are salty."
At this time, the skeleton spoke again, "My master asked me to remind you that the real target of the turtle is you now. Don't be fooled by it chasing the mandrill."
"Who are you adults?" Yu Sheng asked the skeleton.
The skeleton didn't answer, "Anyway, you just have to believe it."
"Okay, okay." At this time, Shi Jingtian clapped his hands happily, "Leader Yu, we can just sit back and wait for the rabbit to come and die."
"Who are you calling a pig?" Monk Hai was unhappy and promptly came up to show his courtesy, "How dare you offend us adults and want to be struck by lightning?"