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Chapter five hundred and eleven uninvited guests

When I worry about the lotus for the rest of my life, the lotus is blooming in the pond without any worries.

Snowflakes fell all over the yard, but it did not bring a hint of chill. Instead, it made the Bingtilian more vibrant.

A gust of wind blows, and the lotus leaves sway with it, creating ripples on the water, making people feel like summer in an instant.

To the giant, whose body was covered by heavy snow in the cold north wind, the scene in front of him was one of great happiness.

So when they saw the hut, the giants felt like they were home for a moment.

They were tall and could see far. They saw that the courtyard was well organized and there were no weeds. There were fish swimming in the tank, so they thought someone lived here.

Without waiting for the leading giant to speak, several of his giants rushed towards the small yard in a swarm, "grabbing money and grabbing food."

"Keep your voice down, we want to rob quietly." The leading giant warned, and then he couldn't help but follow.

Without the bonfire giant and barbecue giant, life was more difficult than they imagined.

For the remaining giants, let them kill people, fight, and just take care of everyone's food, clothing, housing, and transportation, and let them suffer a lot in their stomachs.

After being let down by the wind of Wind Breath Valley, they were almost half hungry and half full, with stomach discomfort and constant diarrhea.

So much so that there are their marks along the way.

Compared to the long detour they took when they came here, the leading giant felt that they didn't have to worry about taking a long way back and could just follow the signs.

"Pa", the leading giant slapped himself, "Since that stupid old uncle left, my IQ has been getting closer to him."

Then wouldn’t it be a long way back?

The leading giant stopped to slap himself, and the other giants overtook him and came to the yard. They raised their legs and crossed the bamboo tops to step towards the yard.

At that moment, a white light flashed, causing the leading giant to narrow his eyes slightly, and vaguely saw several black figures coming towards him.

The alertness of the battle made the leading giant subconsciously take a few steps back, and then there were a few "clicks" and "bangs", and a burst of dust and snowflakes were set off in front of him.

Before the giant could open his eyes to see clearly, a strong gust of wind blew in his face. Then the giant's head hurt and he couldn't see anything except Venus in the sky.

"Greetings to your grandma for me." The leading giant fainted completely after saying these words.

I don't know how long it took, but the leading giant vaguely heard someone saying, "Why don't you splash him with snow water to wake him up?"

"No, no, he fell in the snow and was freezing. Use snow water to prevent him from freezing to death." A giant shook his head.

"Why don't you find someone to lie on top of him to keep him warm?" Another giant suggested, "Heat expands and contracts with cold, and things will reverse when they go to extremes. It's absolutely feasible."

"You all watch what I do. I only lie on women's bellies." Another giant opened his mouth in panic.

"Nonsense, you knocked the boss unconscious, who will do it if you don't do it?" the giants said in unison.

"It's not my fault. Who made me the shortest, the lightest, the most handsome, and the cutest..." Before the giant could finish his words, there was a sound of punches and kicks.

"Don't stop, stop, stop, I know you are jealous of my short height, how about I wake him up with urine? It will have the same effect." This giant's enthusiastic suggestion even made him take action.

"Aren't you afraid that the boss will beat you up when he wakes up?" A giant said, and another Jue Ren also looked at him sideways, "The beating is light. Be careful to confiscate your crime tools."

The giant put away the tools angrily, "It would be great if that stupid uncle of the boss was here, let him come."

"Who knows where that boy was taken by the monster? The monster is so evil that he can actually swallow two giants." said a giant.

"Wouldn't it have turned into bones and dregs in the monster's belly?"

"It's not impossible."

"It's over, it's over, then our task is a little difficult."

"What do you mean? When we came out, we didn't expect that fool or coward to be able to contribute."

"You forgot, we are going to pretend to be fools from Da Qin. Without the boss's uncle, I have forgotten how to pretend to be fools."

"That's right," all the giants sighed in unison, "if the task is not completed, you won't be able to marry Lan Xiang when you go back." One giant continued.

"You want to marry Lan Xiang? Hey, that girl does a good job, but she is too tall and not worthy of me." said the narcissistic giant just now.

"Then who are you going to marry?" everyone nodded in agreement and asked.

"The patriarch's daughter." said the narcissistic giant.

"Beast, the patriarch's daughter is only three hundred years old, and she calls you uncle." All the giants unanimously condemned the narcissistic giant.

"Don't you understand this? The gap that blocks love is never age, but height. What's more important, do you know what it is?"

"What?"

"This girl is not only a beautiful embryo, but her body bones have not yet developed. If we suppress her now and prevent her from growing taller, she will be perfect in the future," said the narcissistic giant.

"Is there any other way?" The giants shook their heads and unanimously decided to add the title of "beast" to his name.

"Ahem, um, let's think about how to complete the task first." Seeing that everyone despised him, the beast giant hurriedly changed the subject.

"That's right." The giants who woke up from their dreams slapped their foreheads in annoyance, and then each kicked the beast giant.

"Then you have to help the boss up." A giant said weakly.

"That's right." The giants felt more and more that their dreams were out of reach. They raised their feet, only to realize that it was the boss at their feet who spoke this time.

"Aha, boss, you're awake." The giants happily helped the leading giant up.

The leading giant slowed down, and after finally regaining consciousness, one of them gave them a kick, "Let you get a wife, and let you talk nonsense."

"It's not enough to lift me up, but you also use urine to nourish me." The leading giant gave the beast giant a hard punch, causing his left and right eyes to become asymmetrical.

"Boss, calm down, calm down." A giant hurriedly stepped forward to protect him, "Boss, what do you think we should do now?"

The giant looked at the courtyard in front of him, "Look at the pond and the barrier, there must be something fishy about this courtyard."

"Maybe there is a magic weapon, but it's not necessarily true. In line with the principle that thieves don't leave empty-handed, we have to go in and have a look." The leading giant said.

They were quite big, and when they saw such a big movement through the yard, no one came out to take a look, so they became more courageous to break into the yard.

"Then how do we get in?" a giant asked. The barrier just now was still very powerful, and it knocked the boss unconscious.

"Try baby urine." The leading giant looked at the beast giant.

"Look at what I'm doing. Didn't you hear what I just said about Lan Xiang's good job?" The narcissistic giant took a step back and raised his voice by one degree.

"Yes, you are right. Lan Xiang's job is indeed good, so before you even took off your clothes, she asked you to surrender." Everyone nodded unanimously.

"Uh, do you know everything?" The narcissistic giant took another step back.

"Yes, we have all tried it, so we feel the same way." The giants nodded, including the leading giant.

"That's not right," the narcissistic giant looked at one of the giants, "you just said you wanted to marry Lan Xiang."

"Yes, the job is good and makes me happy, so I want to marry her." The giant said matter-of-factly, "She also likes me and says I am the only one who makes her happy..."

"Ahem," the leading giant hurriedly interrupted him, "Don't go into more details."

"Yes, yes." The other giants nodded unanimously.


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