Chapter five hundred and twentieth eight people wood
"Don't mention it." Chu Sheng trembled. If the city lord knew about this, he would no longer be able to mention pigs in front of the Chu family.
"Don't worry, I will intercede with you when the time comes." Yu Sheng said.
"That's okay." Chu Sheng just breathed a sigh of relief and thought it was wrong, "No, if you don't have to be punished, can't you say you did it yourself?"
"If the city lord doesn't believe it, in the eyes of my little aunt, I am an honest boy." Yu Sheng said proudly.
"Then let's go out now..." Chu Sheng pulled Yu Sheng.
"It's too late, I've already come in." Yu Sheng looked around as he spoke.
The white plum blossoms are in full bloom, and white snow is falling on the curved branches, creating a very beautiful picture.
There was not much time left for Yu Sheng to take stock. Zhou Dafu was running hurriedly in front, and the two lagging behind could only step up their pace to avoid being delayed in watching the fun.
Passing through the verandah, and then through a patio, we came to an exquisite small building. I thought this was the little cricket's residence.
"If you dare to impersonate you, Uncle Zhou, get out of here." Zhou Dafu rolled up his sleeves and kicked the door open.
The old lady hurriedly stopped her and said, "Master Zhou, please take it easy. My door is made by a human being. It's not easy to come by. You..."
Before he finished speaking, Chu Sheng pushed from behind, causing Zhou Dafu to rush into the door with his half-aged wife. It was a pity that he was left alone for the rest of his life.
The human tree is a very precious wood in the wilderness. The wood has a light fragrance. It is named because the branches turn into human heads, which look like flowers, and they are incomprehensible.
There is also a very interesting thing about this flower. When people ask questions to it, the flower just smiles and says nothing. If you ask too many questions, the flower will fall to the ground and turn into dust while laughing.
It's a pity that Yu Sheng went in after some time, only to find that it was surprisingly quiet inside, and there was no excitement at all about catching someone in bed.
"Why, someone ran away?" Yu Sheng said, looking into the room. When he saw the two figures on the bed, he was also stunned.
The quilt on the bed was messy, but what was tangled under the quilt was not a man and a woman, but two beautiful women.
What's even more surprising is that the two women look exactly the same.
Their expressions were also the same. They covered their chests with quilts and looked at the group of people at the door in horror. Their exposed jade-white skin was exactly the same, without any difference.
Chu Sheng had come back to his senses at this time, winked at Yu Sheng and whispered: "I thought catching an adulterer was already fun enough, but I didn't expect to meet someone even more interesting."
Yu Sheng coughed and told him to calm down and stop laughing so gloatingly, although Yu Sheng couldn't help but want to laugh.
"No." Zhou Dafu was a little at a loss, "Which of you is the little cricket, and who just pretended to be me?"
"I am." The two people on the bed said in unison. The one outside turned around and looked behind him in surprise, and then the two women screamed at the same time.
The sound was so harsh that Yu Sheng covered his ears and almost couldn't bear it. When he saw the two of them sitting up in shock, Yu Sheng hurriedly turned around.
His eyes were definitely not meant to look at these vulgar celebrities, and he could not tarnish his own eyes.
Of course, the main reason is that visiting a brothel is already a serious crime. If you look at something you shouldn't look at, if your aunt finds out about it when you go back, you don't know how you will be punished.
"Who are you?" The two women looked at each other and said in unison, "Why did you become like me?" They said in unison again.
"What, what's going on?" The old lady couldn't tell which one was real or fake, "Where was the fake Mr. Zhou just now?"
"Grandma, she is." They both said in unison.
The room was in chaos for a while. In the end, Yu Sheng heard it was so chaotic that he shouted: "Shut up!"
The scene suddenly became quiet, and Yu Sheng said to Chu Sheng without looking back: "Let's go out and let this grandma examine them."
"That's an idea." Chu Sheng nodded, "Why don't you go out, Dafu and I will keep an eye on it here. After all, we are familiar with Xiaoxiao's body."
"Your uncle." Yu Sheng went out without looking back, hearing rustling sounds coming from inside, and Chu Sheng's "tsk tsk" voice at the same time.
After a long time, Chu Sheng opened the door and asked Yu Sheng to go in. The two girls were still lying on the bed, but they had covering clothes.
"Have you found out who is fake?" Yu Sheng asked them.
Chu Sheng shook his head, "It's weird. Not only are the birthmarks on their bodies the same, but the past events in their memories are also exactly the same. It's hard to tell the truth from the false."
Zhou Dafu was still looking around, trying to find the difference.
This matter must not be let go. Today, you dare to pretend to be Zhou Dafu and go to a brothel. Tomorrow, you dare to pretend to be Zhou Dafu and break into the Zhou family.
"Shopkeeper Yu, what should I do?" Zhou Dafu turned around and asked Yu Sheng. Although he was sleeping in the same bed, he was helpless.
"Shopkeeper Yu?" The old lady standing beside the bed was startled. Shopkeeper Yu is definitely a well-known name in Yangzhou City now.
She looked at Yu Sheng carefully and asked cautiously: "Is this the shopkeeper Yu who is the nephew of the city lord?"
"Of course, otherwise, who else would be Shopkeeper Yu?" Chu Sheng said, feeling proud that Yu Sheng was his friend.
Unexpectedly, the old lady jumped on the spot and said, "Oh, my Uncle Chu, why did you invite this god to my Spring Water Hall? Aren't you causing trouble for me?"
If the city lord finds out about this, why not demolish Chunshui Hall?
"It's late, I've already come in." Yu Sheng didn't want to miss this good show, so he asked Chu Sheng to block the old lady. He looked at the two girls on the bed and thought of a solution.
The two girls on the bed all looked at Yu Sheng. The small building was quiet for a while, until Yu Sheng clapped his hands and said, "Hey, yes, I have a great idea."
"What's the idea?" Zhou Dafu asked eagerly. If he found out the fake one, he would have to skin him.
Yu Sheng looked at Yu Sheng with gloating, "Since the monster pretended to be you and came to Chun Shui Tang, he must have come to see the girl for a while."
"This is not nonsense." Zhou Dafu looked at the two people huddled together on the bed.
"Don't interrupt." Yu Sheng looked at Zhou Dafu with contempt, "In that case, the monster must be a male, no."
Chu Sheng was thoughtful and listened to the rest of Yu Sheng's story, but Zhou Dafu had a bad premonition.
"This is the solution." Yu Sheng looked at Zhou Dafu, "Dafu, if you go to bed with them and have sex with them, the one who is jerky and unnatural is definitely a fake."
"Haha", Chu Sheng clapped his hands happily, "This is definitely a good idea, Shopkeeper Yu, this is the smartest I have ever seen since I met you, your IQ is at its peak."
"Fuck you, uncle." Yu Sheng kicked Chu Sheng.
Chu Sheng was not annoyed at all, he just urged Zhou Dafu to hurry up and find out the truth.
However, this move not only disgusted the monster, Zhou Dafu also felt disgusted when he thought that one of the two was a male.
"No, Shopkeeper Yu, we have no other option?" Zhou Dafu looked reluctant.
"Come on, stop being pretentious." Chu Sheng said, "There are not many opportunities to compete with two girls who look the same at the same time. Isn't this what you have always dreamed of?"
"Get lost, why don't you come?" Zhou Dafu said angrily.
"I'm not as familiar with Little Cricket as you are." Chu Sheng smiled from ear to ear. There was such a big show to watch during the Chinese New Year, and it almost made his stomach hurt from laughing.
Yu Sheng was also happy, and urged: "Hurry up, don't dawdle, this is a way to achieve great happiness, I made it tailor-made for you."
Zhou Dafu, who was forced to do nothing, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "Come as soon as you come, at least it's a woman now."
He walked towards the bed with heavy steps, quite like "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and a strong man never comes back".