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Chapter five hundred and forty-ninth wickedness

Ever since the little white fox left the inn, the geese have become lawless.

While Hu Mu was slandering him, the geese showed no mercy. When one goose attacked his face, the others attacked his lower body.

Some peck their feet, some slap their legs, and some...

Mother Hu put her legs together, her eyes widened, "Your uncle, where are you pecking?" He directly raised his legs and kicked a goose away from his crotch.

The four geese who were temporarily defeated were not discouraged and regrouped to fight again.

Mother Hu, who was pecked in the crotch, looked away from her head instead of her buttocks, unable to fight anymore. She was chased from the barn to the inn by four geese before she escaped.

"Come in if you have the guts, and I'll stew you." Hu Muyuan poked her head out and said provocatively.

Under the education of the little white fox, these geese have consciously developed a good habit of not entering the lobby to disturb guests.

Therefore, they allowed Mother Hu to provoke them from afar, and they headed arrogantly to the open space beside the bridge in search of food.

"Xiao Hu, have you been bullied by the big white goose again?" The white-haired old man and the gray-haired old man were already sitting in the lobby.

Hu Muyuan's eyes widened, and she turned around and said, "Why are you so blaming someone's innocence out of thin air? How could I, a tall and dignified man, be bullied by a goose?"

"Come on, I saw you being chased and beaten by a goose yesterday." The white-haired old man said to the gray-haired old man, imitating Hu Muyuan's embarrassed appearance yesterday.

Mother Hu's face turned red, "You, you guys, don't call me Xiao Hu. My surname is Mother Hu. I can't even remember this. It's wrong to remember anything else."

Then he said something like "A good man doesn't fight with geese" and went to the kitchen with his hands behind his back, causing the two old men to burst into laughter.

The atmosphere inside and outside the store is full of joy.

"They were jealous of your handsomeness, so they made fun of you." When Guaizai came out, he comforted Hu Muyuan, who was in the kitchen.

She came over with Xiao Long Bao and soy milk, and said unhappily: "What are you doing? What are you doing? If you bully him again, be careful and I will make you drink the northwest wind."

The white-haired old man and the gray-haired old man immediately stopped talking. You can't offend anyone who is serving you food.

While they were laughing, an innocent girl came from the Northern Avenue humming an unknown song.

On her shoulders stood a black cat, holding a long sword in her hand, and carrying a heavy package behind her.

With so many burdens hanging on her body, the girl walked vigorously and even had the energy to skip around and pick wild flowers on the roadside.

After seeing the huge Taotie head, the girl listened and looked up and down curiously. When she got closer, she even leaned over to take a look.

She jumped up and touched Taotie's teeth, "Tsk, tsk" and praised: "It's really amazing, only a little worse than the crazy god's teeth."

After seeing it, the girl swaggered onto the stone bridge and was about to go to the inn not far away, but was stopped by a big white goose with four limbs beside the bridge.

Four big white geese walked gracefully and calmly lined up at the end of the bridge.

When he saw the girl coming over, he stretched his neck and stared at her.

Without waiting for the big white goose to attack, the girl pulled out her sword with a "swish" and said, "Hey, who is blocking the road ahead? Get out of the way of this young lady quickly. If you dare to say no, you will come forward and grab your head and die in the wilderness."

, Guan Zai doesn’t care…”

"Hey, that's not right." The girl stopped the car in time, "This is a line for robbery, not a line for being robbed."

"Do it again." The girl sheathed her sword, took a few steps back and walked towards the four dumbfounded white geese again.

"Ugh", her sword was unsheathed again, and the cold light shrouded the four big white geese, "Uh-huh, who is coming, dares to block your grandfather's way, are you impatient to live?"

The four big white geese were puzzled and stretched their necks to watch the girl take a few steps forward.

"Aha, you actually dare to challenge the invincible, cute, innocent and beautiful little cat girl of the Central Plains, who is as good as the King of the East Wasteland. You are finished." The girl held out a few sword flowers.

"Now let me show you my widow's sword, which I can't draw easily, but will see blood when I draw the sword." After saying that, the girl stabbed a white goose with her sword, deliberately tilting the direction.

"Hey, your Excellency actually escaped. It must be because you are of the wrong gender, so let you try my widower's knife..."

Before the girl finished speaking, the four big white geese were frightened by the girl's stabbing sword and ran towards the inn.

"Beautiful. I can defeat others without fighting. It seems that my sword skills are still very powerful." The girl praised her sword in a serious manner.

Then she put her hands on her hips, raised her sword, and made the gesture in the play, "Little thief, where are you going?" The girl chased the four big white geese.

The four big white geese ran faster now, wiggling their buttocks and running towards the door of the inn, screaming at the same time.

"Don't run away, madman in white, let's fight for another three hundred rounds." The girl approached the four big white geese.

Mother Hu, who heard the screams of the big white geese, looked out from a distance, and immediately became happy when she saw their embarrassed appearance. "I deserve it, you guys pecked me."

The girl stopped and said, "Oh my, you actually hired reinforcements, and they are such handsome reinforcements."

The girl held her chin in her hands and looked at Hu Muyuan. Hu Muyuan secretly screamed, thinking that the girl was going to be a nymphomaniac.

Just as he was about to look back, he heard the girl say: "There is a conspiracy! There is no such handsome person in the world, he must be a monster, huh, there is no way he can escape my former discernment."

She looked up and saw the inn's signboard, "It's evil? It's exactly what I expected."

She sheathed her sword and said, "In that case, let me let the invincible, cute, innocent and beautiful Kitten Girl, who is almost as good as the King of the East Wasteland, come to explore the reality of this inn."

After saying that, the girl put the sword under her arm, took out a notebook from her arms, and took out a brush, licked it with her tongue and started writing.

The book in her hand contained many reviews of wine shops, inns and restaurants. She wrote the name "Yaoqi Inn" on a new page.

After finishing writing, the girl walked up the steps of the inn carrying these items, ignoring the dumbfounded Hu Muyuan standing next to her.

It's just that the girl was carrying a big baggage, a black cat on her shoulder, and her left and right hands were still carrying things. The sword between her elbows naturally fell to the ground easily.

The girl didn't pick it up, but looked back at Hu Muyuan and wrote in the notebook: "The waiter doesn't know how to serve people, bad review."

"I..." Hu Muyuan picked up the sword helplessly and led the girl to a table.

The girl sat down, let the cat jump on the table, touched the table with her hand, nodded with satisfaction when she saw that there was no dust on it, and made a note in the book.

"Waiter, sift a bowl of wine for me. I want the strongest wine here." The girl said happily.

The strongest wine is the cannon lamp. Hu Muyuan asked: "Sir, do you want a large bowl or a medium bowl?"

The girl was startled, looked at Hu's mother from a distance, and said with some embarrassment: "I want a small bowl."

Are you pretending to be bold? Hu Muyuan rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, sir, I'm sorry, the middle bowl in our inn is the smallest bowl."

The girl was startled, looked at Hu's mother in the distance, and asked solemnly: "The small bowl is the medium bowl? Who made this rule? It's a wicked thing!"

Hu Muyuan wanted to tell her that she belonged to the Wang family of Donghuang, but she still held back.

"Then let's have a medium bowl." The girl said, lowering her head and writing down in her notebook that she had drank a medium bowl of wine. Her handwriting was very proud.

"Another fish, I want..." The girl was interrupted by Hu Muyuan before she could say what kind of fish she wanted.

"Sir, I'm very sorry, our inn doesn't cook fish dishes." He pointed to the sign hanging on the wall.

The girl was startled again and looked at the menu board on the wall, "No fish dishes? Who made this rule? It's such an immoral thing!"


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