"What were you eating just now?" The visitor asked, sitting on the back of the turtle. "This greedy beast made an emergency landing before gliding."
"Crash landing!" Yu Sheng was surprised, you are supposed to be flying a plane.
"I can't wait to land." The visitor looked at Yu Sheng puzzled, wondering what was so surprising about this.
Before Yu Sheng could answer, something even more surprising happened, "Don't frame it for me, it's obviously your greed." The three-legged turtle under the visitor's seat said angrily.
Everyone took a step back. This three-legged turtle had truly become a monster.
"This beast was just caught, just caught." The visitor felt embarrassed and patted the turtle on the head again, "Grandson, I didn't ask you to make an emergency landing."
The three-legged turtle couldn't fight back and was a little timid, "I smelled the scent of my ancestors, so I got a little anxious."
"Ancestor?" The visitor stopped and looked at Yu Sheng, "Is there a three-legged turtle in the inn?"
Yu Sheng shook his head. He had lived in the inn for more than ten years and had never seen a turtle hair.
"There must be one." The three-legged turtle looked towards the inn with its head raised, and everyone was so frightened that they all took a step back and opened the door.
This is a big talking monster that no one dares to mess with.
"Go in and look for it." The visitor slipped off the turtle's back, and his long white silk coat fell smoothly to the ground.
Judging by the faint light, he looked handsome. He was wearing a gorgeous robe and was swaying on the ground. His fan was swaying slowly. He looked really chic.
As soon as he took a step, the three-legged turtle followed suit and stepped on the robe trailing behind his buttocks.
The robe is of very good quality and has not been torn. It just pulls the visitor back.
The visitor finally managed to stand still, turned around and slapped the three-legged turtle on the head angrily, "Watch the road, watch the road."
The three-legged turtle scolded: "Your grandson is showing off and is five feet long. Do you blame me for not watching the road?"
The visitor felt that all the face he had saved over the years was lost today, and he gave him a harsh lesson: "You still dare to talk back, see if I don't beat you."
"The ancestor is here, be careful he bites you, little turtle grandson." The three-legged turtle said angrily as he lowered his head to dodge.
The visitor stopped immediately. He touched the three-legged turtle's head and said kindly: "What can you do for me, ancestor? I have to resolve the younger generation's matters."
After appeasing the three-legged turtle, the visitor turned around and dragged his long skirt into the inn.
But as soon as he looked around, he was stopped by Yu Sheng, "Stop your three-legged turtle and knock down my door quickly."
Of course, the three-legged turtle's body, which is larger than the millstone, can't squeeze in. However, it doesn't believe in evil and tries its best to squeeze in.
"You're so stupid, you can't stand up and go in vertically." The visitor closed his fan and cursed.
"What if I accidentally fall on my back and be trapped by you for another ten years?" The three-legged turtle glared at him, "I won't be fooled by you again."
"A villain's heart is used to judge a gentleman's belly." The visitor said disdainfully, "Besides, when did I make you stand on your back?"
Without waiting for the three-legged turtle to argue, "You only have three fucking legs."
The three-legged turtle was still trying to squeeze in when he spoke. Yu Sheng finally understood that these two people had the same virtues. By the time they could explain clearly, the inn door would have collapsed.
He took a step forward and pointed in the direction, "The backyard, the backyard has a big door."
The three-legged turtle reluctantly walked around to the back door, and the visitor took the opportunity to sneer: "You deserve it for not learning how to change your human form."
The three-legged turtle looked at him with contempt, disappeared into the night, and then said slowly, "Your clothes are dirty."
"What?" The visitor was startled and then woke up. When he turned around, he saw that the white Chinese clothes trailing on the ground were covered with dust.
"We couldn't have said it earlier." The visitor complained, lifted up his clothes distressedly, and muttered: "I will be relying on it to support my appearance tomorrow, but it's unexpectedly missing now."
At this time, the three-legged turtle's head poked in from the back door, "Strange, there was the aura of the ancestors just now, why is it gone now?"
The visitor was delighted, "Make it up, keep making it up, you were just greedy."
The three-legged turtle ignored him, retracted its head, and went to the backyard to look for it.
Yu Sheng stepped forward to greet him, "Sir, you look like..."
The visitor waved his hand and said, "What's wrong with being a guest official? Don't be so outspoken. Just call me uncle."
"Wha, what?" Yu Sheng was a little confused. He had no relatives, so why did his uncle suddenly appear?
"It smells shameless." The three-legged turtle in the backyard cursed.
The visitor ignored him and said kindly to Yu Sheng: "That's what you call it."
Yu Sheng felt something was wrong, so he stopped calling him and asked directly: "What do you want to eat?"
"Just what you just ate, and a jar of wine," the visitor said.
Yu Sheng agreed and went back to the kitchen.
The visitor looked around and said, "It has been twenty or thirty years, but the inn has not changed at all."
Everyone just looked at him and didn't dare to talk to him. The visitor was not interested in chatting with everyone, and his eyes became softer, as if he was thinking about the past.
"What the hell!" After about half a stick of incense, the sound of a three-legged turtle like a bell came from the backyard, breaking the silence.
There are not many things that can surprise a three-legged turtle.
He was deeply afraid that something might happen to the three-legged turtle. He stood up and took two steps when he heard the three-legged turtle say with lingering fear: "My mother, this dog is really ugly. It scares me."
The visitor was curious, "No matter how ugly you are, can you be uglier than the half-body people in Bingbian City?"
The three-legged turtle poked his head in from behind and said, "It's different. Half-body people are deformed and ugly, while this dog is ingeniously ugly."
Side by side city, the legendary cursed city.
The citizens of this city are only half the body of ordinary people, that is, they only have one arm, one leg, one eye, and one mouth.
The city lord of Yangzhou City once visited this city, but unlike this "ugly" evaluation, he had high praise for the entire city.
Because the citizens of Bijian City know that they are incomplete, they are more united and will overcome any difficulties together.
The same is true for their love, just like the winged birds on the city side by side, they will only be complete if they find their other half.
…
After a while, the people in the town dispersed after seeing that the visitor was not malicious.
When they were leaving, Li Zheng asked Uncle Shi in a low voice, "Does Xiao Yu'er have any of his friends who are so capable?"
"I've never seen it." Uncle Shi nodded affirmatively.
"I haven't seen it either," Li Zheng said, "but Xiao Yu'er's aunt still has some memories of her."
"I haven't been here since Xiao Yu'er's mother died." Uncle Shi said.
"We are not sisters. Once a person dies, the tea becomes cold." Li Zheng shook his head, and the two of them went home separately.
Yu Sheng quickly fried the mapo tofu and served one portion to the guests. The remaining portion was their dinner.
The visitor looked at Mapo Tofu up and down and exclaimed: "Is there another way to make tofu like this?"
He took a careful taste with chopsticks and said, "The water used to make tofu is very different from the beans, but it is very rare to be able to bring out the original flavor of the ingredients to the extreme."
The visitor gave Yu Sheng a thumbs up, "He is indeed Shi Yu's son."
Yu Sheng was quite curious about his mother, "Do you know my mother?"
"I know, of course I do." The visitor ate his meal elegantly and said slowly, "By the way, what is the name of this dish?"
“Ma Po Tofu.”
"Hey, your mother's face turns out to be pockmarked," the visitor said.