Chapter six hundred and thirty fourth late night talk
Unfortunately, the crow's mouth for the rest of my life was right.
At midnight, Yu Sheng met Aunt Qing in his sleep. Just when he was about to do some activities, a "boom" woke Yu Sheng up.
"What's going on?" Yu Sheng sat up unhappily and rubbed his groggy eyes.
It was raining heavily outside the window, lightning was exploding in the sky from time to time, and at the same time there was the sound of roaring floods.
A dog was heard banging on the door outside. Yu Sheng walked over and opened the door. When he reached the end, he opened the window to the north and saw a wave of water coming towards the window.
Before Yu Sheng could react, the wave was blocked by an invisible wall in the inn. The unruly water splash fell and became docile and flowed away around the wall.
At this time, there was a noise in the quiet inn. Yu Sheng hurriedly went downstairs and saw that all the folks who were resting in the inn had woken up and looked outside in surprise through the doors and windows.
Yu Sheng quickly descended the wooden stairs and discovered through the lights in the inn that the height of the water outside had already exceeded the lobby floor, covering more than half of the windows.
However, the water did not enter the inn at all. It roared and docilely flowed away half a step away from the inn.
Yu Sheng suddenly returned to the time in his previous life when he looked at the underwater world through the glass, but the water bottom in front of him was a little dirty.
Fu Nan and Bai Gaoxing quickly got in from the backyard. They went to inspect the back and found that everything was in good condition. The animals in the barn outside had also arrived in the yard as early as the evening.
"The entire inn is protected and no real water can get in." Fu Nan said to Yu Sheng.
Yu Sheng nodded and told everyone to go back to sleep without worries.
But facing this natural disaster, the villagers really couldn't sleep, so they all sat down and chatted.
I thought about Yangzhou for the rest of my life and couldn't sleep, so I simply postponed some tasks to the evening. At the request of Baozi and other silly kids, I retold the story of Journey to the West.
However, the memory of this for the rest of my life is very confusing, and many of them can only be learned from memory. When the Dinghai Shenzhen was mentioned, Hei Niu became angry.
She slapped the table and stood up, "How dare a monkey take a fancy to the king's treasure and want to take it away? He is impatient to live!"
Yu Sheng stopped moving his hands and said, "It's the Dragon King of the East China Sea, not from our family."
"Why not? Everything in the sea belongs to the king, not to mention that the king lives in the East China Sea and is the king of dragons. Isn't the Dragon King of the East China Sea the king?"
Hei Niu was indignant and said to Yu Sheng: "Shopkeeper, you must talk him down to death. This will increase the prestige of our dragon clan and let him know that your treasures are not something that anyone can snatch away."
Seeing Hei Niu's indignant look, Yu Sheng suddenly couldn't continue talking about it. If I continue to talk about it, not only will the Dragon King of the East China Sea be bullied by monkeys, but he will also be bullied by his superior, the Jade Emperor.
It's not a big deal if the black girl hears it. If this story spreads and King Donghuang knows that his son has called her so cowardly and even installed a superior, he will have to kill him.
"Sir, please speak quickly, I can't wait to hear you teach that lawless monkey a lesson." Hei Niu was eager to hear what was going on.
I was helpless for the rest of my life, secretly saying I was sorry to Sun Dasheng, and started to make nonsense, so the magically modified Journey to the West began.
"This monkey likes the Sea-Dinging Needle very much, so he calls himself brother-in-law to the Dragon King of the East China Sea and is willing to buy the Sea-Dinging Needle with an equal weight of gold!"
Everyone was surprised, and the black girl became less angry and asked, "Why are you so brave? It turns out that he has money, but where did he get so much money?"
Thirteen thousand five hundred kilograms of gold. The only one in the wilderness who could afford this kind of money is the King of Nanhuang.
I spent the rest of my life glaring at black girls. This kind of person who has grown old after hearing fictional stories and has grown old in reality is the most difficult to deal with.
For the rest of his life, he can only make up for the monkey's life, "Do you know why this monkey is so rich? It turns out that his mother is the King of Nanhuang, and he is the illegitimate son of the King of Nanhuang."
"Haha", everyone here was immediately attracted by this twists and turns of the story, but in the middle, I almost choked on my own saliva.
He looked at Yu Sheng in surprise. He was worthy of being the son of King Donghuang. He was so courageous that he actually gave King Nanhuang an illegitimate son, and the one he gave birth to was a monkey.
The story has come to this point, and it is obviously impossible not to fabricate the monkey’s specific life experience.
Yu Sheng continued: "When King Nanhuang visited Huaguo Mountain when he was young, he fell in love with a monkey on the mountain. Later, King Nanhuang left because of Nanhuang Cebu, leaving the monkey looking south."
The monkey kept looking at the direction in which King Nanhuang left, without moving an inch. Over time, it turned into a stone, which is known as the Watching Woman Stone.
Later, when King Nanhuang returned to Huaguo Mountain, he couldn't help but shed a few tears when he saw the monkey turned into stone.
The tears of the Supreme God are naturally not ordinary tears. These tears soaked into the stone and were conceived in the heart of the stone that the monkey turned into. Over time, it actually gained spiritual energy. This is the life experience of the monkey.
Everyone was listening in rapt attention, and Ye Zigao suddenly realized, "Since this monkey dares to call himself brother to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, in this way, the Dragon King of the East China Sea is your own boss."
He squinted at Yu Sheng, "Is the shopkeeper thinking about inheriting the throne right now?"
"If you don't want to be the king's cook, you are not a good son." Fu Nan also teased Yu Sheng.
The black girl didn't care about this. She was more curious about one thing, "Does the King of Nanhuang count as his father or his mother? Is the monkey male or female?"
The King of Nanhuang had already fallen in love with the monkey. For the rest of his life, he felt that if he tried again, he would be beaten at least, so he bit the bullet and said: "Mother monkey."
"Female and mother, this..." Everyone was confused.
"That's why the monkey jumped out of the stone." If they were asked to detail it, they wouldn't be able to make it up for the rest of their lives, so they hurriedly continued to talk about it from the Dinghai Shenzhen.
Everyone's thoughts were quickly distracted by the story, and Yu Sheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The story was finally back on track.
Only then will I have time to continue busy with the work at hand for the rest of my life.
Yu Sheng had put the bamboo shoots and mushrooms he had picked up. He planned to wait for his aunt to come back to enjoy the delicacies, and also let her taste the fish.
What Yu Sheng was packing was tofu. Feng'er might have been in a bad mood during the day, so she ground a lot of tofu to vent her anger, but left a lot of it, which would be stale tomorrow.
For the sake of taste, stale tofu is usually used by the inn itself or sold cheaply to the folks, but today I decided to make something different.
He cut the extra tofu into pieces, put them in a jar, sprinkled some salt on each layer, and marinated the tofu into salted tofu.
After the sun comes out, dry the salted tofu. Later, cut it into shreds and stir-fry leeks, or fry and steam it. Add some chopped green onion and enjoy it with rice or wine.
Especially for drinking, it has a chewy texture and becomes more fragrant the more you chew it. It is very suitable for enjoying when your aunt is drinking.
Journey to the West now talks about causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and the Jade Emperor is replaced by the Queen Mother of the West.
There is nothing I can do for the rest of my life. In her previous life, Queen Mother Xi still had some connections with the Queen Mother, so she could only be wronged.
It was another round of random fabrication, and finally when it caused a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the Queen Mother of the West had to invite the Dragon King from the East to subdue the monkey.
"No, Queen Mother Xi can't defeat this monkey?" Hei Niu didn't believe it.
Yu Sheng had already made up a reason, "Of course I can fight, but after all, I am the elder and Queen Mother Xi cannot take action herself."
"Then King Donghuang can take action against this junior?" Ye Zigao followed and asked.
"Nonsense, didn't you just say that I was the King of the Eastern Wilderness?" After Yu Sheng said this, he had an idea. It seems that Journey to the West should be changed to Journey to the East.
I just thought it was too ridiculous to continue making it up for the rest of my life. Fortunately, it was dawn and I didn't have to talk about it anymore for the rest of my life. I also secretly made up my mind to never talk about it again.