"Now they no longer gather here for monogamy. Now they think that the city lord is a woman and should lead women to restore our wilderness tradition." The female guard said.
For the rest of my life, I wondered, “What tradition?”
"The yin is strong and the yang is weak." The female guard said, "Look, your mother is a female, the Queen Mother of the West is a female, the King of the Southern Wilderness is a female, and only the King of the Northern Wilderness is a male."
"So?" Yu Sheng still doesn't quite understand.
"That's why it's traditional for women to be the masters of the house." The female guard said, under the guise of supporting justice and getting rid of evil, these women want to help the city lord establish his authority.
"Are you just kidding?" Yu Sheng said, they were equal just now, why did they change in the blink of an eye?
"This is the tradition of the entire wilderness. Only under the leadership of women can the world move towards justice and peace!" The short-haired woman who had just fallen to the ground stood up and raised her arms and shouted.
The female companion next to her asked the short-haired woman in a low voice, "Miss, didn't you use the trick of getting out of the mud without staining just now? Why did you change it?"
The short-haired woman looked at Yu Sheng and said softly without moving her mouth: "What do you know? When you deal with such a young man, pretending to be pitiful and not being ignored, you have to change your strategy quickly."
Seeing Yu Sheng look over because of what she shouted, the short-haired woman's chin was raised, revealing firm eyes and a stubborn lower lip.
"This is called playing hard to get. You have to confront him. As the son of King Donghuang, my servants are usually docile to him. But now that I go against him, he becomes interested in me."
The short-haired woman continued to say that they were not using the common language of Dahuang, but the dialect of Nürucheng, and they were mumbling a lot, which I couldn't understand for the rest of my life.
"Tall, tall, you are indeed a lady." The female companion gave a thumbs up and praised the short-haired woman.
The short-haired woman was pleased with herself, raised her arms and shouted, "Everyone is born with a mother. Mother is the origin of heaven and earth, and women are kind and men are warlike. The great chaos in the wilderness is caused by men replacing women as the masters, so the only way is to return to the primitive.
Return to the mother's embrace and restore the leadership of women, so that all races in the wilderness can coexist peacefully."
"What kind of nonsense is this?" Yu Sheng's brain was a little exhausted. He had never been exposed to these things in his previous life.
"This is not unreasonable. I would like to ask, sir, which came first, the chicken or the egg, the mother or the son?" the short-haired woman asked Yu Sheng.
"Only a mother can't give birth to a son." Yu Sheng said angrily.
"Wrong! In human legends, there are ancestors who stepped on footprints and became pregnant, and there are also people who swallowed bird eggs and became pregnant. This shows that you can have children without a man." The short-haired woman retorted.
"Aren't you being ridiculous?" Yu Sheng felt that these people were very knowledgeable.
But it’s really hard to argue with her about the origin of life, because the origin of life is also a secret in the wilderness, and almost every race puts money on it.
The witch academy says it was created by the Emperor of Heaven, the giant tribe says it was created by the giant Pangu, and the monsters and beasts think it was kneaded out of clay by the supreme demon. Humans and gods are all a type of demon.
There are many and varied, and there is no final conclusion.
However, the most outrageous and absurd conclusion is conclusive, and that is what Yu Shengfu, the sea tribe, put forward: all life originated from the four seas, and only after life came ashore did it slowly become what it is now.
Naturally, all sentient beings can vote with their feet to vote this theory as the most absurd.
"Behind all the high-sounding or not high-sounding reasons, all involved are interests." Aunt Wang walked out of the city lord's palace, "Why do you need to talk to them, Master?"
"That's right, I'll talk to you about what I'm talking about here." Yu Sheng remembered that he still had other things to do.
He walked towards Aunt Wang, "I have a business here. You can help me with it later. It's the bet I made with the witch academy just now..."
Speaking of which, Yu Sheng has another bad idea.
He turned around and said to the short-haired woman in the audience: "Girls, I agree with you. If you really want to help the city lord, I will show you a place to go."
Yu Sheng pointed to the south, "Almost all the shamans in the witch academy are men. What is hateful is that the leaders are also men. What is even more hateful is that they also try their best to win over the believers in an attempt to overthrow the city lord and let Yangzhou be ruled by a group of big men.
Do you think they are hateful or not?"
The girls at the foot of the steps looked at him blankly, and Yu Sheng, who received no response, answered to himself: "Hateful! Should we boycott them? We should!"
"Only by resisting them and weakening them can we consolidate the status of the city lord. Only by consolidating the status of the city lord can we consolidate the tradition that three of the four kings were women."
"This important task will be left to you! If you want to let the witch academy recruit believers and strengthen yourself, don't blame me for looking down on you, let alone sharing the worries of the city lord."
"Do you have confidence?" Yu Sheng finally pointed at them and looked around.
"Yes!" Among the girls who were in a daze, a particularly abrupt voice came from the companion next to the short-haired girl just now.
Seeing everyone looking at her, her companion shrank his neck and said, "I think it actually makes sense."
"Look, there are still some people who understand the truth. The rest are clamoring to share the city lord's worries. If the trouble comes, whoever shrinks his head should get out quickly and don't embarrass himself in front of the city lord's door."
After Yu Sheng said that, he asked again if he had confidence.
This time everyone shouted "Yes" in unison!
Yu Sheng raised his fists in encouragement, "I'm waiting for the news of your triumph!" After that, he waved goodbye to everyone and led Aunt Wang back to the City Lord's Mansion.
"Someone comes to your door as a gunman, but you don't use it yet." Yu Sheng was very satisfied with his skills and said proudly to Aunt Wang.
"Yes, we don't have the face to do it with you, right?" Aunt Wang said angrily, but it was a good idea to let the girl in front of the door go to the witch house for the rest of her life, but she didn't know who would win.
"By the way, what kind of business did you just say you have?" Aunt Wang asked. At this time, they had already reached the backyard and walked along the corridor.
The pond in the yard was rippled by the rain. From time to time, koi fish would surface, disrupting the ripples.
"Hey, my brain is too smart, and business comes easily." Before speaking, Yu Sheng praised himself, "When I made a bet with the witch academy, I created my own Yu Sheng insurance."
"Yu Sheng insurance?" Aunt Wang stopped and looked at Yu Sheng in confusion.
"Probably you give me the money, and if I die, I will pay you a thousand times the money..." Yu Sheng was explaining, but was interrupted by Aunt Wang.
"First tell me about your bet with the witch academy." Aunt Wang said.
"It's a long story." Yu Sheng stood under the rain curtain, from queuing at the Encounter Square to the meeting at the witch courtyard, to his bet with the witch courtyard, and the birth of Yu Sheng Insurance.
After hearing this, Aunt Wang nodded, "This life insurance is a good business, but there is only one problem. How do you deal with mummies?"
"I don't know, I haven't thought of a way yet." Yu Sheng teased a golden carp, letting it be wrapped in water and carried it up into the sky.
Aunt Wang raised her head and said, "There is no other way, so why don't you just try to defraud the money first?"
"There must be a road for the car to reach the mountain, but the money may not be there. Who am I? How could the son of King Donghuang not be able to deal with mummies?" Yu Sheng said.
Aunt Wang wanted to speak, but a maid ran towards the end of the corridor. Before she could get closer, the maid came panting: "Aunt Wang, sir, something serious has happened."
The golden carp fell into the water with a clatter. Aunt Wang frowned and asked, "What's the big deal?"
"A dragon appeared in the East China Sea. It took advantage of the flood to do evil and razed three or four towns near the sea to the ground. It was not willing to give up. Now it went west along the river to a town not far away."
The maid took a breath and added: "The city lord has already led the people, but I heard from a strange bird that the dragon is not an ordinary dragon, and only the young master can deal with it."
"Where is the strange bird?" When Yu Sheng heard that his aunt was in trouble, he immediately stopped caring about anything else and stood in the middle of the yard and looked up.
"Little master, I'm here." The roc bird transformed from salted fish was much smaller at this time, but it still couldn't fit in the yard, so it could only shout from high in the sky.
"I'll go take a look." Yu Sheng said, flew on the back of the roc, and let it spread its wings to the east.