Chapter six hundred and fiftieth 9th chapter pen kills
Wuyun didn't know how to start a conversation.
She looked at Yu Sheng and saw him taking a serious sip of wine and passing the wine jar: "After drinking this drink, we will still be good friends in the next life."
"Good friend in the next life?" Wuyun was confused and subconsciously went to pick it up, but was missed by Yu Sheng, "If it wasn't for you, why would you extend your hand?"
Wu Yun was surprised. When he looked back, he saw that it was empty, and he immediately felt a chill on his back.
Seeing Yu Sheng take back the wine jar, she raised her head and looked at her, "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
Now Wuyun understood that Alliance Leader Yu was drunk.
Wuyun didn't feel disappointed, but her interest increased greatly, and her eyes looked at Yu Sheng with a strange light.
She laughed at the gesture and said: "I live in Taishi City and I have no rhyme, and I am here to let the name of Alliance Leader Yu go down in history." After saying that, she took out pen, ink, paper and inkstone from her arms, placed them on the table opposite Yu Sheng, and asked enthusiastically
"Shopkeeper Yu, do you know what kind of person your father is?"
Yu Sheng put down the wine jar and looked at Wu Yun seriously. He didn't seem drunk at all, which made Wu Yun feel a little nervous.
"You mean Lao Yu." Yu Sheng spoke, letting Wu Yun breathe a sigh of relief. She thought Yu Sheng was not drunk.
"Lao Yu is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, and a person who has escaped from vulgar taste." Yu Sheng was impassioned.
Wuyun wrote furiously, raised his head and asked, "Then who is he?"
"Lao Yu." Yu Sheng looked at Wu Yun like an idiot.
Wuyun laughed along, "I'm asking your father, Lao Yu, what is his name?"
"Yixi." Yu Sheng took a sip of wine, "You said his name was not good, but it's actually Yu Xia."
Wuyun was puzzled, "What's wrong with this name?" She thought it was a pretty good name.
"A fish is blind. Only a blind fish can like him." Yu Sheng said.
"It makes sense." Wu Yun agreed and quickly wrote a line on the paper: In the eyes of Alliance Leader Yu, although Lao Yu is a noble person, he is still not worthy of his mother. Alliance Leader Yu believes that his mother is blind
I only fell in love with him after I had my eyes set on him."
"Then what is his identity?" Wuyun did not let go of this inside story. With this inside story, she could become the Taishi Ling.
"Lao Yu." Yu Sheng looked at Wu Yun like an idiot.
Wuyun allowed herself to breathe a sigh of relief, "Then what does Lao Yu do? Is he a cook, an immortal, or the son of a demon?"
Yu Sheng was so happy, "Son of a shemale! Hehe, don't let Lao Yu know, be careful to spank you."
Wuyun continued to write furiously on the paper, "Shocked! The person who captured the heart of King Donghuang is actually a shemale!"
Not only that, Wu Yun continued to write: "Although he is the son of a shemale, Lao Yu is too embarrassed to mention it, and will even spank him when he mentions it for the rest of his life."
She took a look at Yu Sheng's butt and silently checked out the words "Yu Sheng's butt is very perky because of this".
As a person who records the modern history around us, we must tell the facts in everything. This is the professional ethics of Qiju Sheren as a historical recorder.
"Then how did Lao Yu capture your mother's heart?" Wuyun continued to ask.
She came here to record the rest of her life, but now that she has more exciting historical data, she can put the rest behind her for the time being.
"Then you asked the right person. I saw it with my own ears as to how they got together." Yu Sheng said to Wu Yun seriously.
If Wuyun hadn't still had a brain, she would have almost believed it, "Have you seen it with your own ears?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I heard it with my own eyes." Yu Sheng said, nodding and blinking, as if to say you believe me.
Wuyun suppressed her anger and put down the pen, "Leader Yu, this is not a question of whether you heard it with your own eyes or with your own ears, but we need to talk about the evidence."
"History is not about a little girl who dresses up for someone else." She said seriously, "We in Taishi City have great influence and can even overthrow a city."
Yu Sheng raised the wine jar and said, "Brother, don't get excited. Take a sip of wine to calm down."
Wuyun pushed the wine jar, "No, how dare you be angry with Alliance Leader Yu. But history is very serious, and future generations should learn from it."
"The lord of a big city in the Central Plains killed the entire son of the lord of a small city because his son offended his wife, relying on the power of his city."
"The lord of the small city was so angry that he mobilized the whole city to attack the big city, but he failed and ended up with the city destroyed."
"Later they fled to Taishi City and told me this history, and I recorded it in the history books."
"Many martial arts masters, heavenly masters and even immortals became angry after seeing this history. They attacked in groups, leaving the big city in a state of ruin."
"The Lord of Dacheng was an immortal and turned into bones." Wuyun was a little proud, "This historical fact will tell future generations that they must not bully others."
"So powerful?" Yu Sheng straightened his body and said, "You guys are really good with pens, even better than those with keyboards."
"Keyboard?" Wuyun was puzzled.
"Don't worry, I will definitely seek truth from facts. It was a night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse..." Yu Sheng quickly brought the topic back.
"Wait a minute, is it a summer or winter night?" Wuyun stopped writing.
"It's either summer or winter, or spring and autumn." Yu Sheng gave four answers in a row.
"You..." Wuyun couldn't help it anymore. Unexpectedly, before she could gently scold Yu Sheng, Yu Sheng slapped the table first, "You still don't want anyone to talk!"
"I am the leader of the Eastern Wasteland Alliance, you dare to kill me?" Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows.
"I don't dare, I don't dare." Yu Yun smiled apologetically.
"It was a summer evening." Yu Sheng continued, making Yu Yun grit her teeth. "Lao Yu went out to herd cattle..."
"Go out to herd cattle at night?" Wuyun stopped writing again.
"It's popular here to let cattle graze at night, isn't it? Have you never heard that cattle will not get fat without grass at night?" Yu Sheng said.
"Okay, okay." Wu Yun had no choice but to listen to Yu Sheng telling Lao Yu's version of the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
Roughly speaking, Lao Yu's family was poor and could not find a wife, so he herded cows at night. Lao Yu listened to the cows and stole the clothes of King Donghuang who was bathing in the lake, and then married her.
Wuyun wanted to interrupt Yu Sheng countless times, but finally held back.
It wasn't until Yu Sheng finished speaking and took a sip of wine that she asked cautiously, "Why can cows talk?"
"It's not important, isn't it a bull demon?"
"Then why after stealing King Donghuang's clothes, King Donghuang had to marry him instead of killing him?" Wuyun was puzzled.
Yu Sheng was stunned. In this era, there is no sense of moral integrity that requires people to take responsibility if their body is exposed. What's more, he was the King of Donghuang.
But this was not a problem for Yu Sheng, "Let's first talk about why cows can talk."
In the rest of the story, King Donghuang has a master-servant relationship with the cow he talks to, and all of this is a trap set up by King Donghuang to repay his kindness thousands of years ago.
"A long, long time ago, Lao Yu saved a golden carp by the water in who knows how many generations." Yu Sheng made nonsense.
Fast forward to now. One day, the King of the East Wilderness wanted to repay his kindness. When he landed in the wilderness, he met a bull demon and took him as a servant.
She let the bull demon lurk in Yu's house as a buffalo, and then appeared in the lake to take a bath when Lao Yu grew up.
"Oh, that's it." Wuyun nodded. King Donghuang's love was really tortuous.
"But why was King Donghuang saved? Is there anyone in the world who could hurt her?" Wuyun asked again.
Yu Sheng was angry, "Why, why, why do you keep asking why? You blue cat is so naughty."