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Chapter six hundred and sixty seventh long-legged wine bottle

The tall and thin man scratched his head and said, "My mother said that it is inconvenient to live in the city and she is afraid when she sees the demon-catching master."

"There is nothing to be afraid of. As long as we behave openly as monsters...people, the monster catchers don't dare to do anything to us. The leader of the Eastern Wasteland has already said that monsters and monsters are one family."

Xiaolian deliberately lowered his voice when speaking, but Yu Sheng could still hear it clearly.

"Ahem", Yu Sheng, who was drinking tea, choked. Aunt Qing, who was immersed in wine tasting, opened her eyes and patted Yu Sheng's back.

"You can choke even if you drink water. What bad things have you done to ruin your character?" Aunt Qing said.

Yu Sheng waved his hands and tried to calm down.

The conscience of heaven and earth, he was talking about people and monsters as one family. He omitted the monsters, and the meaning changed.

The smiling face still said, "We are temporarily living in the Wen family's side room in the city. No demon hunters have ever come to disturb us. Moreover, the city is prosperous and much better than the barren mountains and mountains."

"What if I run into the monster hunter..." The tall and thin man was still trying hard to find excuses for why he couldn't afford a house in the city.

The two smiling faces interrupted him in unison, "What are you afraid of? There is nothing to be afraid of. Seeing as you have never seen the world, we won't be afraid when we see the monster hunter."

The old man who led the tall and thin man in, with a head that resembled Shoudao, said hurriedly: "I'm not afraid of the demon catcher. I often hang out in the city, and Tian Shi, the commander of the city's Jinyi Guards, has friendship with me."

"My nephew has been living in the countryside, so he has never seen the world." The old man was afraid that others would think that he had never seen the world.

Yu Sheng murmured in his heart, this kid Tian Shi looked like he had not woken up all day long. He didn't expect that he had great ambitions, but he was raped by one person. And when did he become the commander?

"Do you still know Jin Yiwei?" The two smiling faces were startled, and the look in the old man's eyes changed. They were really impressed.

"We know each other, we know each other, we have a close friendship." The old man said with a smile.

"Shopkeeper, do you need to drive out the beasts in the backyard?" Bai Gaoxing lifted the curtain and walked in from the backyard, "The yard is almost ruined by them."

"The monster catcher!" Before Yu Sheng could answer, the three monsters who had just been sitting there boasting that they were not afraid of the monster catcher screamed when they saw the copper coin around Bai Gaoxing's neck.

Only the tall and thin man stared blankly at Bai Gaoxing following their gazes, not knowing his identity.

The monster catcher had his own way of identifying monsters. Bai Gaoxing glanced at them and said, "I want to eat your food. Why are you shouting? Are you looking for me to kill them?"

Bai Gaoxing felt that he was embarrassed by the monster catcher, and actually appeared in front of the monster as a collector of livestock excrement, so his tone was a bit bad.

It was also a credit to the shopkeeper that he brought up the demon family, otherwise Bai, as a demon hunter, would have picked up a knife to kill the demon when he saw it.

"No, no." The three monsters shook their heads hurriedly. Seeing that Bai was happy, the tall and thin monster was rude and just about to stand up to seek justice, they pinned him down on the stool.

Bai Gaoxing also knew that his words were a bit harsh, so he ignored the tall and thin man's angry eyes and stepped forward to pull Ye Zigao out of the yard, "You go and clean up."

"I'm greeting the guests." Ye Zigao made an excuse to avoid having to clean up the livestock manure.

"Come on, I saw you sitting when I came in. Also, the yard is so dirty, mostly because of your arsenic." Bai Gaoxing said.

All the guests in the inn stopped, looking at the appetizers they were about to put into their mouths with smiling faces, when they suddenly started retching, feeling like they were poisoned, and their stomachs were churning.

Si You and the others also stopped using their chopsticks. They heard that there was arsenic in the inn, so they were very excited to eat.

"Don't worry, everyone, don't worry." Yu Sheng quickly stood up and said, "Arsenic is a pig." As he said that, Yu Sheng kicked Ye Zi high. It was all his fault that the grandson gave the pig such a name.

"Yes, yes, Arsene is a pig." Bai Gaoxing also explained to everyone, and at the same time pulled Ye Zigao out of the lobby.

"You said that the beast you raised is a lecherous fellow with the same virtues as you. After rolling around in the mud, he chased the sow all day long, leaving mud everywhere in the yard."

"Now the other boars are all suffocated by arsenic and have lost weight. There are also sows that are full of tendon meat because they are being chased by arsenic."

"I'm telling you, if you don't restrain yourself, when the pigs are killed, the shopkeeper will kill them with arsenic." Bai Gaoxing's words came from outside.

"Hey, the name arsenic was given to us. Who dares to kill the shopkeeper and eat it?" Ye Zigao was very proud of the name he gave him.

Bai happily said: "The shopkeeper dares to eat it. In front of the pig head meat, let alone arsenic. Even if you give Hedinghong's arsenic, the shopkeeper will eat it without any problem."

Yu Sheng is displeased that these two people arranged this for me outside. Does this shopkeeper eat anything?

However, after Jing Bai said this happily, Yu Sheng was really craving for pig head meat, so he decided to go to Zhu Zhujiu later to ask for some to satisfy his craving.

After their interruption, the two smiling people, who looked like they had seen the world just now, no longer dared to talk nonsense, and gradually got down to business.

The old man pushed the gift list over again, "We have to discuss the house with my family. This is the gift list. Do you want to take a look at this first?"

The smiling face pushed the gift list away again, "I can talk about the other gift lists. The key is the wine bottle our old man asked for. Have you brought it?"

As soon as the smiley face finished speaking, the bamboo basket next to the tall and thin man made a "humming" sound again, and then the lid of the bamboo basket was lifted up, and a small emerald green thing came out.

The lanky man went to grab it, but it was too late. The emerald green thing jumped on the table and pierced the wine bowl in front of the lanky man.

It was then that Yu Sheng saw clearly what that emerald green thing was.

It was a wine bottle. The only difference from ordinary wine bottles was that it had two legs and a mouth on the wall.

This thing is rare. Immediately, all the guests in the inn attracted their attention.

The tall and thin man stretched out his hand to grab the wine bottle, and when he was about to pour the wine that had swelled in his glass after being swallowed by the wine bottle, the old man who came to him said: "Don't pour it, don't pour it, let me drink it."

He asked the tall and thin man to pour it into his bowl, drank it expectantly, smacked his lips, and showed a strange expression.

The two smiling people didn't see it, they kept staring at the wine bottle, "Is this the cup our old man wants?"

"Yes." said the tall and thin man.

"It's not two, why is there only one?" The smiling man kept his gaze fixed on the bottle from which he drank a glass of strong wine and burped.

"This is the male cup, and the female cup is at home." The old man said, "My eldest brother said, on the day of the wedding, the female cup will be given to me."

"You are not sincere."

The smiling man was unhappy, "My old man originally planned to get married on a certain date. Since you guys can't believe it, let's just forget about it."

Isn’t it good? Now, the inn guests who originally didn’t know the identities of these people were also looking at them.

The so-called bad days are the days when the monsters do things, and they are chosen according to the auspicious days of the human race. However, the days that are taboo to the human race are all bad days.

The two smiling men were about to stand up, but the old man hurriedly stopped them, "You two may have mistaken your meaning. This cup is our sincerity."

"The male and female cups are always one. If they are separated, even if they are thousands of miles away, the two cups will echo each other, and the female cup will naturally look for the male cup." The old man said.

The two smiling people didn't know whether what the old man said was true or false.

With a smile, he said: "We agreed to have two drinks together, so let's have two drinks together. Let me tell you, our old man was not happy with this marriage, and he is even more uncomfortable now."

"Yes." The other one said with a smile, "There is also a house. We have purchased it together. Let's talk about the wedding date."

After saying that, the two of them walked out without looking back, and even knocked down a beggar coming from the direction of Yangzhou who was about to enter the inn.

"You don't have eyes?" the smiling man cursed, and the two of them disappeared into the darkening drizzle.


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