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Chapter 676 Pig Rider

"That's wrong." Yu Sheng held the sheep's head tightly and tried to reason with the old ghost.

"There are ghosts in the world, don't you mean..." Yu Sheng paused, and he touched the back of his head. It was even more unbelievable that he seemed to be telling lies.

The old ghost looked at Yu Sheng for a long time without saying anything, and continued to bang his head on the ground, "I am really too kind."

"No, you're not too kind, you're too stupid." Yu Sheng grabbed the ram's horns and tried to take it back to the inn.

"Hey, we won't eat mutton anymore?" Seeing that Yu Sheng was going to be taken away, the senior senior who had been staring at Gongyang Yangbao said.

"Old Si, there is a high chance that Badou will inherit your IQ." Li Zheng kicked Gao Si, the blacksmith, "Is this sheep still edible? Do you dare to eat it? This is a ghost."

"What's wrong with the ghost? It's not like we can't eat it." Senior Senior muttered, "Then what will happen to our money? We were defrauded like this?"

"Yes." Li Zheng slapped his forehead and hurriedly called Yu Sheng, "Quick, get the money back."

It was only then that Yu Sheng remembered it, and hurriedly shouted out Ye Zi, "Quickly, get on Arsene and get that grandson back. You dare to defraud me of my money. I'm tired of living."

"Okay." Ye Zi returned to the backyard happily and drove the arsenic out.

After raising his troops for thousands of days and deploying them for a while, his arsenic was finally put to use.

Seeing that Ye Zigao wanted to ride a pig, the old beggar was happy and said, "Ride a pig to chase people, shopkeeper Yu, are you all fainted from anger?"

He wandered around Arsene and stopped salivating, "This big white pig is really well-raised. It's white and fat. I think it's better to kill it as soon as possible."

"Go away, what do you know?" Ye Zigao asked the old beggar to go away, then turned back to Yu Sheng and said: "The shopkeeper, I'll chase him."

The old beggar was still gloating next to him, "If you pig can catch up with that man, from now on I..." He pointed at the dog and said, "I'll take his last name."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Zi Gao slapped the pig's head when he saw Yu Sheng nodding. Arsene's legs began to shake on the spot, splashing muddy water all over the old beggar.

"This..." Just as the old beggar spoke, another large piece of mud hit him in the face, arsenic was also covered in it, and Ye Zigao was not immune.

The pair of short legs that caused all this pushed Arsene's huge body into action instantly and spread a distance in the blink of an eye.

It was splashing water all the way, and disappeared in the east end of the town while everyone was stunned. "Your uncle!" Only then could the sound of curses coming from the pig's back be heard in the distance.

Fu Nan stood next to Yu Sheng and suddenly said: "Now I know why Arsene is covered in mud all day long. It's just the beginning of practice."

Yu Sheng sincerely admires him, "He is better than me. I failed three times at the beginning."

"What?" Fu Nan didn't understand, and looked at him in confusion.

Yu Sheng hurriedly changed the subject and looked at the dumbfounded old beggar, "Who said just now that if a pig can catch up with a man, it will be named after a dog?"

"Haha, um," the old beggar rubbed the back of his head and sat back under the eaves, "Does the dog have a last name?"

"Who said that the dog has no surname?" Yu Sheng was unhappy, "Our dog's surname is Gou. The correct name for Gou in the first sentence is Gou Zi."

"Shopkeeper Yu is just joking." The old beggar waved his hand, "You must have chosen this last name temporarily."

"Lie, lie to you, you..." Yu Sheng said and sneezed, "It's a puppy."

Yu Sheng said with a natural expression and rubbed his nose without any pretense, "I have already thought of your name, it will be Gou Fugui."

"Do you want to be rich?" The storyteller and his wife happened to come over, and the man smacked his lips and said, "What a good name. I am looking forward to it."

When he saw the storyteller, Li Zheng said: "Let the two of you come in vain. You can't eat mutton today. This one is a ghost."

After hearing this, the storyteller lowered his head and looked at the old ghost who had turned into a ram, "Your Excellency is also a simple person in front of you."

"I am the same now." Gongyang said angrily, "I was just deceived by you people. You people really don't have any good things."

"You can't say that, people still have good things." Yu Sheng led the ram into the inn.

"There are no good people, but they are all big liars."

"Weren't you also a human being when you were alive?"

"So," the ram stopped and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "I'm sorry for being born human."

"Your uncle, don't tarnish this sentence." Yu Sheng kicked him and drove him into the lobby.

At this time, Fu Nan pulled Yu Sheng's sleeves and whispered: "Shopkeeper, do you really want to be a puppy? Dogs don't have the surname Gou."

"What kind of hearing?" Yu Sheng saw that the old beggar didn't put his head in, "I was lying to you, you are a puppy."

When I think back on "It's hard to be rich," I think that's really what I said for the rest of my life.

He repeated it again, suddenly realized, and whispered: "Shopkeeper, you are too treacherous."

"So, no one is good at all." The old male ghost at his feet heard this clearly.

"Why are people no longer good?" Yu Sheng asked.

"What good thing is a human being?" the old ghost asked smoothly.

"Human..." Before Yu Sheng could say anything, he was interrupted by Fu Nan, "I said, since you two are not human, why don't you discuss here whether human beings are a good thing?"

Richness sounds awkward.

"You are not human!" Lao Gui and Yu Sheng shouted angrily in unison.

"Okay, pretend I didn't say that." Rich people are asking for trouble.

"That's right." Yu Sheng remembered at this time, "I didn't ask you to take the Rabbit Fairy to find the little rabbit. Where is the Rabbit Fairy?"

"I went back to the wild and released the little rabbit." Fu Nan said.

"She won't come to the inn for dinner?"

"Come on, she was ready to come over just now, but I told her it was still early for dinner and asked her to settle the rabbit properly before coming over." Fu Nan said.

Speaking of the Rabbit Fairy, Fu Nan's face was full of smiles.

"Why did you ask her to place the rabbit first?" Yu Sheng said with hatred, "Opportunity, opportunity, a great opportunity, but you missed it like this."

"What chance?" Fu Nan was puzzled, then suddenly realized, "Oh, you mean I should follow her to see where she released the rabbit, and then catch it back quietly?"

"Oh my God, mother, please strike him with lightning." Yu Sheng hammered his head, deeply impressed by the brain circuits of Fu Nian.

There was a "boom", it was raining intermittently, and there was a thunder in the sky that was still covered with dark clouds.

Fu Nan was startled and licked his lips, "Shop manager, you, you don't have to be so cruel, right?"

"Do you think this thunder belongs to him, and he will hit you if he wants to?" The old ghost looked down on Fu Nan's tone, "But brain is a good thing, you should have some."

He actually asked for the rest of his life because of an accidental thunder explosion. His thinking was so weird.

"Hey, old ghost, this thunder really belongs to me." Yu Sheng said.

The old ghost turned into a ram and gave him the eyes of a dead sheep for the rest of his life.

"Don't believe me?" Yu Sheng was happy. When it came time for his shopkeeper Yu to bully others and be a playboy, he looked at the old ghost seriously and said, "Your mother is a big fool."

The old ghost was startled, and then replied: "Your mother is the big fool, why are you scolding people?"

With a "boom", a bolt of lightning exploded above the head, making the inn shudder and making the old ghost shrink his neck in fear.

"Do you believe it now?" Yu Sheng said proudly.

"Are you lying to ghosts? Can Lei Zhen become your family?" The old ghost was doubtful.

My aunt went to the backyard wine cellar to fill a gourd of Wangyou wine. When she returned to the lobby, she opened the curtain and asked, "Xiao Yu'er, did you call your mother again?"

"No, it wasn't me who scolded me. Am I that stupid?" Yu Sheng pointed at the old ghost, "He scolded me."

"Isn't this stupid?" The city lord rolled his eyes, "How did you get your brain?"

The old ghost nodded. This is what he wanted to ask, how do the people in this inn have such brains?


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