"Why are you nervous? Could it be that you are the murderer?" The Taoist priest held the plate of dumplings and pointed at Hu Muyuan with his chopsticks.
"What are you looking at? He is nervous because in such a big inn, he and I are the only ones worthy of being turned into women and slept with." Ye Zigao said angrily.
Now that Ye Zi is smarter, Hu Muyuan's handsomeness ranks first not only in the inn, but also in the whole of Yangzhou. He is second to Hu Muyuan, which invisibly sets off his handsomeness.
"Shameless." Yu Sheng and Fu Nan said in unison.
"Jealousy, naked jealousy." Ye Zigao looked down at Yu Sheng and the others, "You must learn from Xiaobai, so that he can face his own shortcomings calmly."
"Smelly and shameless." Bai Gaoxing couldn't stand it any longer and instantly demolished Ye Zigao's stage.
But there was someone who supported Ye Zi and said, "Come on, little Ye Zi, I'm optimistic about you. Even if you become a woman, you will still be the best in my heart."
The black girl continued: "If we can't be husband and wife, we can still be sisters."
In the front, Ye Zigao was happy, but in the back, he immediately became sad and said, "Oh my god, even if I become a woman, you won't let me go."
"Go, go, let's get down to business." Yu Sheng brought the topic back, and now all the guests in the inn were quietly inducing vomiting.
Especially the white-faced scholar, who ran outside the door and almost vomited out his bile. The fuming old beggar covered his nose and cursed: "Damn it, is this the dumpling you are giving away?"
"Yes, that's a long way off." The Taoist priest also said, "The focus now is to find the murderer."
He pointed at Hu Muyuan with his chopsticks, "As long as we find out who..." At this point, the Taoist priest turned around and asked, "Do you really think he is quite handsome? I think he is very ordinary."
"Ahem." Hu Muyuan stood up and said to the Taoist priest seriously, "I allow you to call me ordinary without conscience, but you are not allowed to say that I am pretty."
As the purest man in the inn, he would never allow others to question his gender.
"Okay, okay." The Taoist priest said, "As long as we find out who covets his beauty, no, his appearance, maybe we will know who the poisoner is."
"Bang", Hu Muyuan slapped the table, stood up and said: "I came here just to avoid those people who want to get me at all costs."
"I thought I was far away from the common people who admired my appearance, but I didn't expect that they were chasing me again, and in order to get me, they actually used such vicious tricks."
After Hu Muyuan's impassioned speech, she looked up at the floor forty-five degrees and said, "I am guilty of being too handsome."
He turned his head and looked at Kaizai affectionately, "But don't worry, Chong'er, I will never change to you. I just won't change. Even if I am broken or broken, I will remain loyal to you every bit."
Wei Zai was stunned.
"Stop being so sore." Ye Zigao covered his teeth, "Oh my God, why do you, someone so immodest, look better than me?"
"I didn't write this, I copied it from the shopkeeper." Hu Muyuan turned around and said. The stunned Guai Zai immediately thawed out and stepped on Hu Muyuan's instep.
"Shopkeeper Yu, who are you writing to?" Zhou Jiufeng, who was sitting next to Zhuang Zisheng, asked.
"I copied it," Yu Sheng said.
"Humility." Zhou Jiufeng looked at Yu Sheng and laughed, "Hehehe," "Shopkeeper Yu, we all know who you are writing to, so don't..."
Zhuang Zisheng pulled her, and Zhou Jiufeng woke up in time.
"I really copied it." When Yu Sheng saw that everyone didn't believe it, he thought to himself: Why is it so difficult to tell the truth?
The fourth sister who was lying next to her eldest brother was stunned, thinking that these people must be fools, she just used the wrong medicine, and now she has gone so far.
She felt that no normal person would be able to think so much.
It is estimated that only a fourth- or fifth-rate storyteller with abnormal brains, no ideas, and duplicity can pull out such stories.
At this time, the black girl who had been observing for a long time said, "According to your analysis, I think there is only one murderer."
"That's Su Cuihua from Si Youzhong!" Hei Niu pointed at Su Cuihua, "She has been pestering Mother Hu to come here."
"Me?" Su Cuihua stood up in surprise, "Are you a fool?"
The Taoist priest also believed that it was not Su Cuihua, "The person who poisoned her should have been a man, otherwise why would she turn Hu Muyuan into a woman?"
"You don't understand. Si You values pure love. For them, same-sex is true love, and opposite-sex is only for reproduction. If Hu's mother is turned into a girl, they will be able to look at mung beans - they will fall in love with each other."
Niu pointed her fingers and said to them firmly for the rest of her life.
"You're just a bastard." Hu's mother replied from a distance.
"You can be a mung bean."
"That's pretty much it." Hu Muyuan was satisfied. It was Su Cuihua's turn to be unhappy. She pointed at Hu Muyuan angrily, "You are a bastard."
"You bastard."
"Okay, stop arguing." Ye Zigao said, "I think what the black girl said makes sense."
For Siyous, people of the opposite sex cannot look at each other, otherwise they will have children.
The fourth sister's jaw was already dropped in shock.
She was wrong, these people were so capable.
In storytelling, I don’t know how unconventional it is. It’s just nonsense, a stinky bag, and a storyteller with no connotation.
"Aren't you fools?" Su Cuihua crossed her arms and listened to what they said and said, "If I let him turn into a woman, would I need to poison him?"
Su Cuihua stretched out her hand, and the old beggar who was leaning outside the door to watch the excitement changed his body, and a slim woman wearing a peach blossom dress appeared in front of everyone.
"Can't I just change myself? Is there any need to turn people into this inhuman, ghost-like appearance?" Su Cuihua sat down disdainfully.
Everyone was stunned by Su Cuihua's hand, and the old beggar was speechless. He lowered his head and stared blankly at a body that was not his own, "This, this..."
"My mother." Ye Zigao walked up and looked at her carefully, "This skin, this hair, these breasts..."
"Pa", the old beggar opened his hand, "Fuck you, uncle, are you disgusting?"
He protested to Su Cuihua, "What are you doing? I'm just watching for fun. Why are you changing into me?"
"Show me, and you'll be back in less than an hour." Su Cuihua said.
"No, a beggar has no human rights. Why do you want to change me?" The old beggar said and knocked off Ye Zigao's hand.
Ye Zigao turned around and asked seriously: "Can you make the person who sleeps in the same room with me", he pointed at the rich and poor, "become like this?"
"Beast!" everyone blurted out, and then Zhou Jiufeng burst out laughing.
"Stop it, stop it." Zhuang Zisheng patted her on the shoulder, and Zhou Jiufeng's laughter immediately subsided a lot.
She stood up, "Oh, you made me laugh so hard, I think, I think," she laughed until she was out of breath, "I think your thinking is wrong,
"Why do you say we were wrong?" said the Taoist priest who led all this.
"I'm Jin Yiwei, you have to trust my expertise." Zhou Jiufeng came over to ease his mood.
"I'm not talking about you," she pointed at her eldest brother, "Looking at his appearance, does he really want to turn Hu Muyuan into such a woman and then have sex with him?"
"Please use more elegant words." Hu Muyuan requested, otherwise it would sound weird.
For the rest of their lives, they looked back at their eldest brother, who was moved to tears. After talking for a long time, someone finally remembered me.
"Probably not, unless you have special indescribable habits." Ye Zigao said.
"Yes, so your thinking is wrong." Zhou Jiufeng said, "I am Jin Yiwei, I am a professional, Manager Yu, leave this case to me, and I promise to solve it in one day."
"Sure." Yu Sheng agreed, and when he looked down, he saw Cao'er quietly taking off his elder brother's pants, "Cao'er, what are you doing!?"
"What a fuss", Cao'er raised his head and glanced at him, then continued to lower his head, "With the attitude of studying medical skills, I have to see how he changed underneath."
"Woooo", the eldest brother started to struggle.
The three assassins under his command hurriedly pushed Cao'er away, "Shopkeeper, we're sending the eldest brother up to rest." The fourth sister said to Yu Sheng and went upstairs through Cao'er, who was still about to take action.
Cao'er jumped from behind and called, "Hey, this is a rare example. Can't you dedicate your life to medical skills?"
The trio of assassins carried the eldest brother without looking back.
Yu Sheng patted Cao'er on the shoulder, "It's okay, there's another one at the door."
Cao'er's eyes lit up, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the old beggar standing at the door disappearing with a "whoosh".