"It seems that the rat demon's body doesn't enjoy rat poison that much." Yu Sheng laughed at him.
Not to mention how proud this guy was just now, holding a plate of dumplings spiked with rat poison was like getting a rare delicacy, showing off not only in front of people, but also in front of rats.
"This is definitely not rat poison." The Taoist priest said with certainty, "You have to trust my intuition. I am very familiar with rat poison."
"Well, the shopkeeper just trusted your intuition and believed it was rat poison." Bai Gaoxing asked, "What kind of poison is it now?"
"It's also rat poison, but it's mixed with other poisons. Let me tell you, this poison is extremely poisonous. Don't let me catch him. If I catch him, I will definitely let him have soybeans stuffed in his butt..." The Taoist priest gritted his teeth.
explain.
"How do you say it?" Yu Sheng and Bai Gaoxing asked him at the same time.
"The feeling of suffocating to death." The Taoist priest wanted to attack the poisoner again. He said "Ouch" and slipped into the latrine without thinking of talking to Yu Sheng.
A question flashed through my mind at the same time, "Did they say I was a rat demon? Did I forget to deny it?"
"Okay, I'll let you take rat poison." Yu Sheng gloated, but then he became worried.
He asked Bai Gaoxing, "Do you think it was one person or two who poisoned the person?"
Rat poison, laxatives, and a drug that changes one's gender. Three kinds of drugs came out at once. For the rest of his life, he couldn't figure out how many people were dealing with him.
"I don't know." Bai Xingxing couldn't understand either.
He asked Yu Yusheng, "Shopkeeper, who have you offended recently?"
"You didn't offend anyone?"
What Yu Sheng said was against his will, so he thought about it, "I offended two people today, one turned into a woman, and the other was poisoned to death."
Bai Gao was excited, "Shopkeeper, you weren't the one who poisoned me, were you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? The old beggar turned into a woman, it was Si You's doing." Yu Sheng said angrily, how could he do something like destroying the inn's sign?
He is planning to become the shopkeeper of the best inn in the world for the rest of his life.
Yu Sheng walked to the well to pick up water, poured it into a clean basin nearby, and then poured the mussels in with a splash so that the mussels could spit out the sediment.
Before he could straighten up, the old beggar's scream after turning into a woman came from inside the woodshed, "Stop it, stop it quickly, you female hooligan, you only care about your upper body!"
"That's what I said? Now I'm telling you to look at your lower body, why don't you listen?" Cao'er shouted.
She directed her two men, "Quick, you two hold him down. Over there, ram, no, old ghost, you cover that man's eyes for me, and you close them too."
"No need to cover up, I won't see, who do you think I am?" the man shouted, but was still blocked by the old ghost.
"Haha, it's time to improve my medical skills." Everything is fine, Cao'er smiled evilly, and then the old beggar's even more angry screams came from the woodshed.
"Shopkeeper, isn't this a bit sinful?" Bai Gaoxing asked unbearably.
"For the advancement of medical skills, someone must make sacrifices, and besides, that's not the old beggar's body." Yu Sheng said.
"But", he turned around, "do you think the poison was given by the old beggar? I didn't give him food, so he held a grudge and was waiting for an opportunity to take revenge?"
"Come on, the old beggar can't even enter the inn, so why would he poison him?" Bai Gaoxing said.
"That's right, that grass is a bit tough on him." Yu Sheng nodded, squatted down and picked up the unclean things in the river mussel.
After rinsing it once and changing a basin of well water, the old ghost Gongyang screamed from the woodshed, "Come out, come out, someone is dead!"
The two people outside the yard were startled. After looking at each other, Yu Sheng shouted: "Cao'er?"
"Here", Cao'er's tone sounded like she was being interrupted.
She stood up and walked towards the old ghost, "I asked you to cover his eyes, why are you covering him to death?"
"No, I covered my eyes, and I don't know why he stopped breathing." The old ghost said aggrievedly.
Cao'er knelt down and looked at the man who fell on the straw pile, "Oh, the residual poison in the body broke out and he died again. Don't be afraid. You can ask the shopkeeper to revive him again."
"What?" The old ghost was startled, "He, he has been rescued, why is there still poison left?"
"There are poisonous residues in the stomach. The shop owner can resurrect people but can't get the contents out of the stomach as well." Cao'er said impatiently.
She stopped inflicting torture on the old beggar and ordered the two ghosts to drag the man out and hand him over to Yu Sheng.
"I told you to lie, now you have a better memory, right?" Yu Sheng said to the corpse, and used a mirror to revive the man again.
The man moved his fingers first, then raised his eyelids, and saw the sky with black clouds moving eastward, and then saw Yu Sheng's face.
The man was startled and said, "Shopkeeper Yu, I really know I was wrong. Please stop poisoning me. The feeling of having my heart broken is so uncomfortable."
"No, I..." Yu Sheng was about to explain when the man said, "Not only this time, can I also tell you where I hid the money I defrauded before?"
"Since you said so," Yu Sheng immediately said seriously: "Okay, then I won't poison you. You tell Xiaobai where you hide the money."
I can still trust Yu Sheng’s dialogue to be happy.
"Thank you, thank you." The man thanked him hurriedly. He would have died if he defrauded other people of his money. It would be better to die if he defrauded this master of his money.
Bai Gaoxing took the man back to the woodshed. At this time, the old beggar also packed his clothes and came out.
When he saw Yu Sheng, his face was still red and he was coquettish, and he really looked like a woman.
But after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of food. The old beggar asked: "Sir, shall we have dinner at seven o'clock in the evening?"
Cao'er has promised to give him food for three days.
The old beggar also coveted the dishes cooked by Yu Sheng for a long time. He couldn't wait and forgot about the pain of being naked.
"You called me Shopkeeper Yu directly? Are you qualified to say this? Please pay attention to your identity." Ye Zigao walked in from the back door with a swill bucket. He had just finished feeding the pigs.
"Go, what's the matter with you? The pig's nose is holding the food, and it's humming." The old beggar said to Ye Zigao.
Ye Zigao stopped and was about to say a few words when a large number of old beggars glanced up and down, "Forget it, considering that you are still a beauty, I won't argue with you."
"You are beautiful, uncle!" the old beggar was filled with grief and anger.
"Okay, stop arguing. You go to the Tongbu room to deal with it and sleep for a while. After you change back, you can go to the door and stay there." Yu Sheng said.
If the old beggar goes to sit on the ground in front of the inn in his current clothes, the villagers who don't know will think that he will do something immoral for the rest of his life.
After the old beggar left, Yu Sheng put a basin of river clams in the kitchen, then went to rest, while Liu Bai happily continued to guard the lobby.
At the same time, the real poisoner was in the room listening to everyone's teachings.
"It's not Zi's past. Eliminate all impossibilities, and the remaining one, no matter how unbelievable it is, is a fact." The white-faced scholar let out a big breath and fell on the chair, "Why didn't I think that you were the one who poisoned me?"
Woolen cloth."
"At first I suspected that it was you who poisoned me, but when I saw that my eldest brother was poisoned, I gave up the idea."
The mustache also sat down, "I never expected that you actually poisoned my eldest brother."
"My eldest brother was poisoned because of me, and the poison was mine." Fourth sister waved her hands hurriedly, "But it was really not me who poisoned me. At that time..."
"Come on, it wasn't you who poisoned me. Could it be that the elder brother poisoned himself? Is he a fool?"
The white-faced scholar shook his head, "I once said that pig-like opponents are not scary, but pig-like teammates are scary."
"You're not talking nonsense?!" the eldest brother lying on the bed said, "Who is afraid of a pig-like opponent?
"Also..." The eldest brother paused and gave the white-faced scholar a sharp look, "I fed the poison myself."