"Ah!" The white-faced scholar and the mustache said in unison.
The white-faced scholar blurted out, "Brother, you are such a fool, you actually..."
"I fooled your sister," the eldest brother said angrily.
The eldest brother tried his best to show off his dignity, but his bloated and ugly appearance and his gentle voice eliminated most of his dignity, and instead he looked coquettish.
Therefore, the white-faced scholar did not receive the eldest brother's anger and muttered: "Isn't my younger sister the fourth younger sister?"
"What did you say?" The eldest brother glared at the white-faced scholar. This time, his fierce gaze was finally felt by the white-faced scholar.
"No, I didn't say anything." The white-faced scholar hurriedly covered his mouth. Now that the elder brother is angry, it's better not to offend him.
"That's not right." Mustached Hu realized at this moment, "Fourth sister gave you rat poison. Brother, you, you..."
The mustache pointed at the eldest brother's current appearance, unable to find an adjective for a while.
"Ask your sister!" the eldest brother said angrily.
The mustache looked aggrieved and looked at the white-faced scholar. The white-faced scholar said: "Brother, this is your fault. Second brother also cares about you. Please calm down."
"No!" After the eldest brother yelled, he said in a gentle tone: "Let me ask you four sisters."
While the eldest brother had always used an angry voice to maintain his dignity as the eldest brother, now he spoke softly. The white-faced scholar and the mustache always wanted to laugh when they heard it. Although they tried their best to hold it back, it still showed on their faces.
"Laugh at your sister!" the eldest brother said angrily.
"Yes, yes, the fourth sister is quite funny too." The white-faced scholar couldn't help but laugh and nodded in agreement.
"Brother doesn't want you to laugh." Fourth sister kicked the white-faced scholar and asked her eldest brother flatteringly, "Isn't that right, eldest brother?"
"Humph", the eldest brother closed his mouth, not wanting to let his throat produce the delicate voice of a woman.
The fourth sister laughed dryly and explained to her mustache: "Brother, I took the poison. At that time, I saw that the people in the inn were about to suspect us, so I decided to swallow the poison to divert their attention. The rat poison I caught at that time made me nervous.
I took the wrong medicine, and when I was about to swallow it, my eldest brother grabbed me and swallowed it for me. Then, eldest brother, it became like this."
The eldest brother snorted again, just like the little daughter-in-law who is having a bad temper.
The white-faced scholar said: "Fourth sister, I'm going to criticize you. I once said, make a decision and then act. How can you take action without permission?"
"Yes, Fourth Sister, as the ancients said..." The mustache stopped and turned around to ask the white-faced scholar, "What did Zizeng say? Please think of one for me."
"This is what Zi once said. It's different from your ancient saying. How can you mix it up?" said the white-faced scholar.
"Come on, is Zi still there? Has he already passed away? Is he an ancient person?" The mustache asked three questions in a row, leaving the white-faced scholar speechless.
"Dede, let me give you a message, 'Be brave first and be safe first, plan before taking action, and action will lead to success.'" said the white-faced scholar.
"Ah, yes, you see what the ancients said. You must first ensure your own safety, and then make plans before taking action. Only in this way can you succeed. You do it rashly..."
The mustache pointed at the eldest brother, "This is the current situation."
The fourth sister was still a little unconvinced, "It's not my fault. I almost succeeded. It's just that the Taoist priest has a dog nose and could smell the smell of rat poison."
"This is all bad luck." Fourth sister finally concluded.
"Don't tell me about luck!" the elder brother said angrily, "It's just because of luck that after completing the first few missions, our colleagues said that we are unprofessional killers."
He or she straightened up from the bed, "Professional assassins will never blame luck for failure. This time, we will assassinate the target with our true skills!"
"That's what the elder brother said." The white-faced scholar agreed, "Fourth sister, I'm not talking about you. Look, you made the elder brother so angry that he sat up and walked away."
As soon as the eldest brother lowered his head, the short jacket he was wearing could no longer cover his body due to the two raised peaks, and the uninvited guest was trembling in the air.
"Go, quickly close your sly eyes." The fourth sister hurriedly stepped forward to block their gaze.
The two of them looked away angrily, "Although I once said, 'Don't look at anything inappropriate,' I have to say, my eldest brother's is really unique."
"Yeah", the mustache nodded in agreement.
By this time, the eldest brother's majesty had long since disappeared, and the two of them wanted to laugh unkindly.
"Get out, get out, I need to change my clothes!" The eldest brother was angry, picked up a pillow and threw these two guys out, "Be careful, I will let the fourth sister drug you too."
"Brother, what does this slave mean?" The white-faced scholar couldn't stop laughing.
The mustachioed man was more alert and said before opening the door and going out: "Brother, be careful of being overheard."
"Don't worry, brother's voice is quite soft now and others can't hear it." The white-faced scholar said with a smile.
"Get out of here quickly, I'll help big brother change his clothes." Fourth sister finally urged.
"You also get out, this slave is a man!" The elder brother said angrily, and then slapped himself. Why can't this "slave" change?
The fourth sister also slipped out dejectedly, and the three of them stood outside waiting for the eldest brother's instructions.
The surroundings were a little quiet, and it had been a while. The white-faced scholar couldn't help but ask: "It's been so long, is the eldest brother enjoying himself in there?"
"Shut up!" The mustachioed man glared at the white-faced scholar, and showed off his dignity as the second brother, "The eldest brother has become like that. He can't take charge of the overall situation for the time being. Now listen to me."
"That's right. Brother is angry now and has lost his calmness. He is not suitable for the task." The white-faced scholar nodded.
If the shouts of brother just now were heard by outsiders, they would be exposed.
The fourth sister also agreed, "Second brother, what do you think we should do?" She looked at the mustache with expectant eyes, hoping to give her some important tasks.
"What's the most important thing when you're an assassin?" The mustached man was a little pretentious at first and asked in a low voice.
"Run fast!" the white-faced scholar blurted out, and was kicked by his mustache and fourth sister.
"It's professional!" Ba Zi Wu said, "Fourth sister is the most professional in following, so fourth sister is doing the following."
"What! I..." Just as the fourth sister was about to argue, the mustache interrupted her without any doubt, "As for the assassination, I will do it. If I can't do it, the third brother will do it again."
"What's the difference between your plan and elder brother's plan?" Fourth sister was angry. Isn't this a waste of feelings?
"This shows that Big Brother and I have the same views." The Eight-Character Hu said, just as the Big Brother was inside calling the three of them to go in. "That's it." The Eight-Character Hu took the lead in going in.
The white-faced scholar followed behind and patted Fourth Sister on the shoulder, "Fourth Sister, listen to Second Brother, you are not good at killing people. I once said..."
"Get out!" The fourth sister raised her fist and gestured, causing the white-faced scholar to go in muttering, "Only women and villains cannot be messed with."
"Humph, you said I can't do it, so I can't do it? I'll kill you just to show you." The fourth sister touched the small grid in the poison bag, this time I will be cruel!
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It was getting dark quickly, and when Yu Sheng walked down the wooden stairs to the lobby to prepare dinner, he saw the Taoist priest lying weakly on the table.
"Hey, Taoist priest, how are you? How many times have you been to the hut today?" Yu Sheng asked him.
"Forget it, I've been staying in the hut all afternoon." The Taoist priest waved his hand.
"If I hadn't been unable to see it and asked Cao'er to boil a bunch of herbal medicine for him, there would have been an extra water ghost in the toilet of Shangmen Inn." Bai Gaoxing, who was still sitting at the door of the backyard, said.
"It's better to let me die." The Taoist lay on his stomach and said, "I slept in the open air, and all the money I worked so hard to save went into that girl's pocket."
"What are you talking about? It's better to live than die." Yu Sheng sat down and poured a cup of tea.
The Taoist priest raised his head in emotion and said, "Thank you, shopkeeper, for caring about me."
"Then you wrongly blamed the shopkeeper. He was afraid that he would be disgusted when he saw you turn into a water ghost." Bai Gaoxing said.