Fu Nan, who was sitting on a stool chatting with Bai Gaoxing, stopped talking and quietly pulled back his crossed legs.
Hu's mother Yuan Yuan, who was in love, also stopped and looked back at Yu Sheng who was standing up, "Shopkeeper, what's the matter? We had a quarrel?"
"It's nothing." Yu Sheng patted the dust on his butt, "It was a little awkward."
He raised his head and asked Hu Muyuan and the two of them: "Have you ever had any minor quarrels?"
"No." Hu Muyuan shook her head.
"Has Miss Chong Er ever quarreled with you?"
"No."
"Have you ever said something wrong that made Chong'er unhappy?"
"No." Hu Muyuan still shook her head.
"Then did you ever have any disagreements?" Yu Sheng finally asked.
"No." Hu Muyuan still shook her head.
"Then your love is incomplete." Yu Sheng said, and "Deng Deng" chased him upstairs.
Hu Muyuan and Guai Zailai were left looking at each other. Their love was incomplete?
"Don't listen to the shopkeeper's nonsense." Ye Zigao packed up the dishes and came over, "He lied to you just to regain face."
"Hey, this shopkeeper Yu is really bad." Hu Muyuan reacted.
They got up and helped Ye Zigao clear the dishes and wipe the table.
After everything was settled, there was no unusual noise inside the inn. Guessing that the God of Agriculture was not coming, a few people went upstairs to rest on the door panel.
Yu Sheng came to the attic door and knocked. The city lord who was talking to Lu Xiu inside asked knowingly, "Who?"
"I, Yu Sheng." Yu Sheng's tone was particularly gentle.
"What are you doing?" the city lord asked angrily.
"Get you bath water." Yu Sheng said.
"Squeak", the attic door was opened, and the city owner frowned when he saw his hands were empty, "Where's the water?"
"I'll lift the barrel out first, and then put water in it," Yu Sheng said.
He followed the city lord in and saw that the two of them were still sitting at the table chatting.
Yu Sheng went in and moved the bathtub to the middle of the attic, then went down to pick up a few buckets of hot water. After testing the water temperature, he said to the two people chatting: "The bath water is ready. Old... Qing'er, you can take a shower and change clothes first."
The two people who were interrupted stood up. Aunt Qing glared at Yu Sheng, "Then why don't you get out quickly?"
"This is enough for one person to wash, little girl, come out quickly." Yu Sheng called to the little girl Lu Xiu.
He was secretly glad that he listened to the city lord and didn't replace the bucket with a wooden bucket big enough for two people to bathe together.
The city lord asked Lu Xiu and Yu Sheng to go outside for a while. There was a little girl in front of them, so bathing was indeed a bit inconvenient.
Yu Sheng led Lu Xiu out. As soon as he closed the door gracefully, he turned around, grabbed Lu Xiu, and covered her mouth.
After leaving the attic door ten steps away, Yu Sheng let the little girl go.
"What are you doing?!" Lu Xiu ran away and looked at Yu Sheng with wide eyes.
"Let me ask you, are you a girl?" Yu Sheng looked up and down, but the little girl was not well developed and could not tell clearly.
Lu Xiuhui had made a mistake with Yu Shang. She crossed her arms and became more vigilant, "Don't think that just because you are the son of King Donghuang, you can do whatever you want."
"You are still the daughter of the King of Nanhuang, what can I do to you?" Yu Sheng teased her.
"Okay, relax, don't look at you like that, can I be interested in you?" Yu Sheng asked her to relax.
"Don't forget, I'm still your uncle, and my wife is much prettier than you."
The little girl was still wary, "Well, what do you mean by asking me if I am a girl?"
"Nonsense, a girl suddenly appeared and wanted to sleep with you...your mother, and your father didn't check her origins?" Yu Sheng looked at Lu Xiu suspiciously.
"Didn't I tell you all my origins?" Lu Xiu said.
"Who knows whether you lied to me or not? What if it turned out to be a monster?" When his sweetheart is involved, he will be suspicious by nature for the rest of his life.
"You are the monster, and your whole family..." Lu Xiu paused, considering that his mother is the King of Donghuang, "it is you who are the monster."
Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Don't say those useless things. Tell me, are you a girl?"
"I am!" Lu Xiu said resolutely, rushing for the rest of his life.
"How to prove it?" Yu Sheng said immediately.
"I..." Lu Xiu was speechless. How to prove this?
"I knew you couldn't prove it." Yu Sheng took out the mirror from his arms and shook it proudly, "Use my mirror to test whether you are a human, a demon, or a she-mon. You can tell with just one test using my demon mirror."
He came up with this in a hurry, otherwise Lu Xiu would be a scumbag when he thought of other verification methods.
"Demon mirror?" Lu Xiu looked at the mirror curiously.
She had just seen Yu Sheng use this mirror to save people. She thought it was a very powerful magic weapon.
"Just test it," Lu Xiu agreed without hesitation, "I am upright and not afraid of my shoes being crooked."
"That's because if you are upright, you won't be afraid of the shadow, and if your feet are upright, you won't be afraid of the shoes being crooked." Yu Sheng raised the mirror toward Lu Xiu.
"This is the abbreviation." Lu Xiu said, putting his head in front of the mirror, and immediately jumped three feet high, "Oh my god!"
There is only a skull inside, and further down you can see the internal organs. The white bones and blood are mixed together, which is very scary.
"What's wrong?" The city lord in the attic heard.
"No, it's nothing. She saw a ghost." Yu Sheng put the mirror away. It seemed that this little girl was indeed a little girl.
"Then, what is that?" Lu Xiu, who was still trembling, asked.
"It's you." Yu Sheng changed his tone and said gently: "Use this mirror to look at your internal organs and you can eliminate any hidden diseases."
Yu Sheng patted the little girl on the shoulder and said, "You are tired from the journey and too worried. I was afraid that you might hurt yourself, so I took this step to take a picture for you. Don't blame me wrongly."
"Hey, okay, Shopkeeper Yu, I've become very good at lying these days." The system said in Yu Sheng's thoughts.
"That's right, you should look at each other with admiration after three days apart. No, with my progress, you have to dig your eyes out and look at each other." Yu Sheng said proudly in his thoughts.
"You're still gouging out your eyes and looking at me. Let's wait until you are ugly and ugly." The system's cold tone was full of ridicule.
"You are good at lying, but you don't have a high IQ. It would be better if you just use this excuse to take out a mirror and take a look at it, otherwise you will be misunderstood." The system said.
Yu Sheng was stunned. This was a good idea. Why didn't he think of it?
But it was already too late, Lu Xiu looked unbelieving, "Uncle, I really don't know why Aunt Qing likes you."
"No, it couldn't be that because your mother is the King of Donghuang, you used your power to pressure others and made Aunt Qing agree?" Lu Xiu suddenly realized.
This explains it all at once.
"Go, what nonsense are you talking about? Your Aunt Qing and I, that's true free love without any impurities." Yu Sheng said.
Lu Xiu didn't believe it and was about to speak when the city lord opened the door and interrupted.
Wearing a white dress, she wiped her hair and asked Yu Sheng to pour out the bath water and put it on Lu Xiu.
"Okay." Yu Sheng walked to the door, waved his hand, and the water in the barrel flew over his head and fell into the lake.
After Lu Xiu prepared the bath water and went in, Yu Sheng was about to speak when he was kicked by the city lord.
"I have been thinking about something all day long, and I almost scared the little girl." The city lord said that Lu Xiu told her everything.
"I'm not worried about you." Yu Sheng stepped forward and took the city lord's hand, "How about I arrange a room for her. I'm afraid it won't be convenient for her to sleep here."
"No, it's very convenient for me. I just happen to have a good rest," the city lord said.
"It's as if I won't let you rest." Yu Sheng walked behind her and helped her wipe her hair.
The city lord stopped talking and closed his eyes to enjoy.
After Yu Sheng dried her hair, the two of them shared a moment of tenderness before Lu Xiu finished washing her hair.
Yu Sheng had to separate from the city lord. After pouring the bath water, he went downstairs alone in a depressed manner and met a dog biting its tail on the wooden stairs.
He picked up the dog and said, "Okay, just stay with me. Today we are like a dragon trapped on the beach, and a tiger falling on the sun..."
"No, you are a dog, bullying the tiger, but we are still class enemies." Yu Sheng said, giving the dog a head slap.