Chapter seven hundred and thirty sixth breeding pig
"Ten mussels for a piece of candy, don't you know how to count?" Yu Sheng was determined not to give in.
"It's strange that it knows how to count." The old beggar said, "Give people candy quickly. The reason why I am a beggar is that I am not used to acting based on glances, and I am exploited by you people."
"No, a piece of candy and a mussel, I will lose money." For the rest of his life, he still refused the little water monkey's unreasonable request.
The little water monkey was also stubborn. When Yu Sheng refused, he sat down on the ground and began to howl.
"Is this considered a martial beggar?" Yu Sheng asked the old beggar.
The old beggar was also happy, "Could it be that this thing has become a spirit and can still learn and use it?"
Yu Sheng teased the little monkey, "Are you still relying on me?"
He handed the mussel to it and said, "If I give it back to you, can I stop doing your business?"
The little water monkey looked at the river clam, but did not stretch out his hand. He still squatted on the ground and screamed "croak". Compared with the frog's "croak", it was longer, harsh and annoying.
"Oh, my God." The old beggar couldn't stand it anymore, "Can you give it to me? It's disturbing my sunbathing."
"Here you go, here you go." Yu Sheng was also annoyed by the cry of the little water monkey, so he grabbed a piece of residual sugar and handed it to it so that he could send it away quickly.
As expected, the little water monkey stopped howling, grabbed the piece of remaining sugar and stuffed it into his mouth. He ignored the rest of his life and ran towards the river.
"It's better to bring a monkey, a monkey spirit, a monkey spirit." Yu Sheng sat down and kicked the old beggar by the way, "Go to the side and give me some space to bask in the sun."
The old beggar moved to the side and lay down on the bluestone steps in the sunshine, "Look, you are busy making money, and now you are not enjoying the same sunshine as me?"
"It's different." Yu Sheng took a piece of residual sugar from the plate and put it in his mouth, "I can eat and bask in the sun at the same time, but you..."
Yu Sheng took another piece and waved it in front of the old beggar, "You can only watch me eat it."
"You..." The old beggar saw Yu Sheng biting the remaining sugar with an expression of enjoyment that made his teeth itch with hatred.
"Hey, what you just said didn't come from a story about the rich and the beggar, did it?"
For the rest of his life, he remembered that he had heard something in his previous life, to the effect that a rich man struggled for most of his life before he had the chance to bask in the sun on the same beach as a beggar.
He narrated a little, and the old beggar nodded, and said lazily with his eyes closed in the sun: "Well, beggars will tell this story nine times out of ten when they recruit people."
"Chicken soup for the soul is really everywhere." Yu Sheng lay down, put the plate of residual sugar on his chest, closed his eyes and basked in the sun while eating.
It's about mid-spring now, and the weather is slightly cooler in the morning and evening, so it's best to bask in the sun when the sun just rises.
When the sun reaches three o'clock in the sky and the sun becomes brighter, it will be like the dog days of summer.
The villagers who had gone out to work early in the morning came back and were overjoyed to see Yu Sheng and the old beggar lying side by side on the bluestone basking in the sun.
"Xiao Yu'er, why are you hanging out with him?" Li Zheng asked as he passed by, picking up a piece of Yu Sheng's candy from Yu Sheng's plate.
"It's nothing to do, let's enjoy some sunshine."
Yu Sheng's eyes were closed tightly, but his ears and eyes were very sharp. When the old beggar followed him and was reaching for the remaining sugar, Yu Sheng slapped him away.
"Those who get something for nothing are not allowed to eat." Yu Sheng's attitude was firm.
"Do you have three eyes?" The old beggar retracted his hand angrily.
After a while, Baozi followed his father to the fields to pull weeds, and also took a piece of residual sugar from Yu Sheng. The price was to pour a cup of tea for Yu Sheng and feed it to Yu Sheng's mouth.
"Hey, Xiaoyu'er is too lazy now." Zhu Zhujiu, who was carrying a pig's head out, said as he passed by.
"Brother Ninth, wait!" Yu Sheng said without raising his head, "I smell the pig's head, please leave the pig's head to me."
"You robbed the dog's nose? This is for Badou's father, who is a senior in high school." Zhu Zhujiu said.
"Why don't you put it down and give it to him? An old bastard just ruined this pig's head for nothing." Yu Sheng waved to Zhu Zhujiu to bring it over.
"People paid for it," said Zhu Zhujiu.
"That's just right. Leave the pig's head here with me. Call Badou and Fourth Uncle. Let's drink and eat the pig's head together tonight," Yu Sheng said.
"That's good." Zhu Zhujiu was very happy. Putting the pig's head here for Yu Sheng, not only did it cook well, but the wine was also good.
Yu Sheng called Mother Hu from the inn to come out and pick up the pig's head, and then he lay on the steps and continued to bask in the sun, until after a while, he sat up with a roar.
"What's wrong?" The old beggar looked back at him.
"These water monkeys are going to make me miserable today," Yu Sheng said.
The old beggar turned around and saw a group of water monkeys running toward Yu Sheng holding river clams. Some of them were holding two in their hands.
For one mussel and one piece of candy, you will have to pay for the rest of your life.
"No, I have to think of a way."
Yu Sheng's eyes rolled around, as expected of someone who wanted to eat a pig's head, and he immediately had an idea, "I will give you a quick and easy meal."
He squeezed the remaining sugar in his hand and broke it into eight or nine pieces, and handed it to Yi Shui Monkey when he pulled down his trouser legs to change with him.
The water monkey stuffed it into his mouth and went back happily.
Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief. After dealing with these water monkeys, there were already a lot of river clams next to him.
There were still some residual sugar crumbs left on the plate, as well as a piece of residual sugar that fell to the ground and was rejected by the water monkey.
The old beggar thought, can you give these to me?
He stretched out his hand and said, "Have mercy on the old man. He hasn't eaten a grain of rice in three days."
"Those who get something for nothing do not deserve to eat." Yu Sheng flashed and poured the crumbs of the plate into his hands, called out to the dog and fed it.
"No, we have slept in the same bed after all. Why are you so heartless and unjust?" The old beggar stood up and said unhappily.
"Go, who's sleeping in the same bed with you?" Yu Sheng said. He saw Chu Ci and a group of people riding horses towards the inn at the east end of the town.
"Isn't that just now?" the old beggar shouted: "As the saying goes, it takes a hundred years to travel in the same boat and a thousand years to sleep together. What's wrong with our friendship for thousands of years and eating your candy?"
"Hey..." Zhou Jiufeng, who was about to rush forward, hurriedly pulled his horse and blinked at Yu Sheng.
"What do you mean?" She pointed at the beggar, "Shopkeeper, are you sleeping with this old beggar?"
"Only ghosts sleep with him." Yu Sheng turned around and glared at the old beggar, "Keep talking nonsense, keep talking nonsense..."
Yu Sheng was looking for a severe punishment when he saw Ye Zigao driving Arshuang out of Uncle Shi's house, so he said: "I'll let Arshuang ride you!"
The old beggar slapped and covered his mouth.
Arsenic's pig is in heat recently. In the inn's pig pen, not to mention the sows, the four boars were also bullied.
They were howling like killing pigs in the pigsty in the middle of the night. The old beggar at the door of the inn did not sleep restlessly at all, and he was well aware of the power of arsenic.
Even so, Arsenic's energy still cannot be vented.
Fortunately, the villagers saw that Arsene's pig was fat and strong enough, and urged Arsene to breed sows raised in various families.
So, the big breeder pig in Jiannang Town officially started working today.
Uncle Shi, who brought Ye Zi out, shouted to Yu Sheng from a distance, "Little Ye Ye has really raised a good breeding pig. Needless to say, the boar almost matched me."
"Poof", Chu Ci immediately appeared, Bu Ju and others were all happy.
"Be content, Uncle Shi. The boars in the inn are now doubting their gender." Yu Sheng said.
Uncle Shi went back with a smile, and Ye Zigao drove Arsene over. When it passed by Chu Ci and his horse, it stopped.
Arsene looked up at the horse's butt, ready to make a move.
"Fuck you, you're not done yet." Ye Zi Gao kicked Arshuang, and Arshuang reluctantly walked forward.
Ye Zigao wiped his sweat and said, "Shopkeeper, I don't want to do this job anymore. I've become a pimp."