Chapter 78 The rest of the life of the three-money martial artist
Bai Gaoxing held down King Kong, and Ye Gao blocked King Kong's mouth with a rag.
After he calmed down completely, Bai Gaoxing asked: "What should I do now, let it go or keep it closed?"
"Who said you should pluck out his hair?" Yu Sheng reminded the two of them seriously.
King Kong, who was no longer struggling, started to move again.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [Oh, oh, oh!" He was afraid that these three beasts would pluck out the hair down there, and then it wouldn't be a man's problem anymore.
Bai Gaoxing said hurriedly: "I'm not the one who vomited, don't look for me."
Yu Sheng's eyes fell on Ye Zigao, "If you dare to pull it out, I will respect you as a man."
Pull out the hair below? The picture was so beautiful that Ye Zigao shivered just thinking about it, so of course he refused.
He took the opportunity to change the subject, "I'm just a man, what do you think I am?"
"Pretty face." Yu Sheng said matter-of-factly.
"What is a pretty boy?" Ye Zigao asked.
Yu Sheng explained to him, and after hearing this, Ye Zigao said seriously: "I just realized that my dream has always been to be a pretty boy."
He turned around and looked at Bai Gaoxing, "Let's leave this difficult task to Xiao Bai."
Bai Gaoxing jumped three feet high, "Why?"
"Okay, okay." Yu Sheng waved his hand, "You two actually can't forget about the man's private parts. It's embarrassing."
As soon as the two people stopped arguing, they saw that Yu Sheng's face was expressionless and he was speaking righteously. They couldn't help but admire his ability to beat him up.
Bai Gaoxing handed the red string with three copper coins to Yu Sheng, "This guy is a three-coin martial artist. If we let him go, we won't be able to defeat him."
Ye Zigao agreed, "Yes, we are no match for him."
Yu Sheng put the three coins around his neck openly and said, "Let's go, he told us both."
Bai Gaoxing nodded in agreement.
Ye Zigao was not convinced, "Am I mistaken? I am a man who can escape from Huang Xian'er's nest."
"The devil knows how you escaped." Yu Sheng placed three copper coins in a conspicuous place. "You are disheveled. Maybe you escaped because you were a pervert."
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Ye Zigao's face, but he could easily hide it, "Nonsense, I am a man who can summon dragons."
"Yes, you gave Tianshi five coins back." Bai Gaoxing was very worried about Ye Zigao using the name of Tianshi to deceive him.
He thought that the killing and fighting would end soon, but unexpectedly, they mistook the topic thousands of miles away. King Kong secretly hated himself for taking this business.
"Okay, let's talk about Ye Zigao pretending to be a heavenly master later." Yu Sheng stopped the car in time just because he had just hung up the three coins, "Let's talk about what to do with this person first."
"Master San Qian is very afraid." Ye Zigao was disdainful. He turned around and asked Yu Sheng, "Don't you say Sister Qing is very powerful?"
"Remember, it's Aunt Qing. Besides, I deducted wages by mistake." Yu Sheng warned through gritted teeth before turning around and leaving the woodshed.
In the lobby, the storyteller was still there, Aunt Qing was reading, and Liu Liu and Cao'er were chattering about the issue of the continuation of the willow tree.
"This is a big proposition." Yu Sheng sat down and said, but the two of them stopped talking when they saw him, and Liu Liu was even a little shy.
Aunt Qing glanced at him and said, "When did you become a Sanqian martial artist?"
"Surprise, I've always kept it secret." Yu Sheng said seriously.
"Fake martial arts masters in Yangzhou City will be jailed." Aunt Qing said calmly.
Yu Sheng hurriedly hid the three coins behind his clothes, "Um, Qing, Aunt Qing, what should I do with the King Kong in the back?"
"You are the shopkeeper, I listen to you." Aunt Qing turned over a page of the book, obviously not paying attention.
"The hair has been plucked, and you can't put it in the pot, so you have to let it go, otherwise you will have to pay for the food while it is tied up." Yu Sheng was in a dilemma.
When Aunt Qing heard about the loss, she immediately said: "Tie him on the donkey's back and throw him at the gate of the city lord."
With Maomao's identity, throwing it at the door of the city lord's mansion was a warning, so he wouldn't dare to come again.
"Hey, it's a good idea now, it's best to get naked." Yu Sheng's eyes lit up.
"How dare you." Aunt Qing raised her eyebrows and asked Yu Sheng to deny this bad idea.
"I'm not throwing it at your door. Why are you so anxious?" Yu Sheng muttered and turned back to the backyard.
"Maomao, there's a big devil ahead of me. If you want to drink freely..." It's not easy to invite a donkey. Yu Sheng was discussing with the donkey when his ears were raised.
"Devil," my aunt looked at Yu Sheng with a cold look on her face, "are you talking about me?"
"Definitely not, I'm talking about Cao'er, the big devil..." Yu Sheng came to his senses in a hurry.
Aunt Qing rolled her eyes at him and ordered the donkey: "Throw him away at the city lord's palace, and I will reward you with a jar of wine when I come back."
The donkey, who had been lazy just now, immediately perked up and stood in front of the woodshed with a loud voice, just waiting to be kidnapped.
"Just one jar of wine?" Yu Sheng was surprised, but no one answered.
They tied King Kong up and said, "I'm taking advantage of you, kid." Yu Sheng took all the money from King Kong and said, "These rights will be used as fares back to the city."
He slapped the donkey's butt and said, "Come back soon." Maomao instantly turned into an afterimage and disappeared.
I spent the rest of my life weighing the money in my hand, but my aunt took it away without even counting it.
"This is called retribution." Ye Zigao gloated.
It was already noon after all this work, the storytelling stopped, and the villagers got up one after another to prepare to go home and cook.
"Where is my grandson?" Aunt Ma, who had come back to her senses, asked anxiously as her little grandson was nowhere to be seen.
The villagers stopped. "My grandson is missing?" Li was busy telling everyone, "Who has seen it? Let's help look for him."
Yu Sheng also helped in the search. He searched all over the inn and even went into a room that had not been occupied for a long time, but he could not see his grandson.
When he was closing the door of a room, he caught a glimpse of a red shadow floating on the beam. He stopped to look but saw nothing.
Yu Sheng thought he was dazzled and closed the door without bothering to examine it carefully.
"The inn doesn't have it." Yu Sheng poked his head on the stairs.
"Neither the backyard nor the lakeside." Bai Gaoxing and Ye Gao emerged from the backyard.
Other villagers also ran in from outside, "There is nothing in the house or in the woods behind."
Aunt Ma sat down on the stool, stunned.
Aunt Qing said: "Maybe he left the town and went to the road to look for him."
The few furry kids standing at the door immediately left like a gust of wind.
Not waiting for a quarter of an hour, a child came running back and said, "I found it in the field next to the road."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and Aunt Ma's tears started to flow out. She was so scared that she ran out to pick them up.
Yu Sheng stood at the door watching the excitement, listening to the loud cries of his little grandson.
"No sympathy at all." Cao'er accused Yu Sheng.
"If you don't fight, you won't have a long memory. Who dared this kid to despise his uncle last time?" said the vengeful Yu Sheng.
Just as he was about to go back to the kitchen to prepare food, he heard the sound of horse hooves. When he turned around, he saw Zhou Jiuzhang riding alone from the east end of the street and stopped in front of the inn.
"Shop Manager Yu, who has offended you?" Zhou Jiuzhang asked before getting off his horse.
"Many people have offended me." Yu Sheng said, "Why do you ask this?"
Zhou Jiuzhang dismounted and said, "I just saw Maomao dragging a person to Yangzhou City."