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Chapter 803 Oh, man

The monster quickly came over carefully and poked its head around the door of the inn.

For the rest of his life, he simply let everyone turn a blind eye to him, sitting and chatting after eating and washing the dishes.

"I'll have a day off tomorrow. I saw a lot of fish in the creek. I have to go fishing." Yu Sheng said with a burp.

"Fishing?" Those present were startled, and Bai happily said, "Shopkeeper, isn't your family's ancestral instruction prohibiting fishing?"

"What kind of ancestral teaching is this? Cao'er can figure it out. There are two generations in total, Lao Yu and Yu Sheng." The black girl counted, "I think fishing is nothing."

"Yes, yes", Ye Zigao echoed, they had long wanted to try Yu Sheng's fish dishes.

"The two generations have followed the ancestral instructions and instigated the shopkeeper. Aren't you afraid that Lao Yu will cause trouble for you?" Bai Gaoxing said.

Hei Niu and Ye Zigao were speechless, but Xianyu spoke again, "It's not like Shopkeeper Lao Yu doesn't eat fish. I saw him enjoying it on the Fairy Mountain."

It was when Lao Yu and his predecessor, King Donghuang, were eating grilled fish that Xianyu heard them talking about the rest of their lives.

"You see, I have already violated the law. Shopkeeper, we will wait to eat the fish you cooked tomorrow." Ye Zigao and Heiniu said happily.

"You are so beautiful." Yu Sheng caught a glimpse of the monster looking at the Pegasus gnawing bones with its little eyes, and quietly approaching the bowl.

He continued: "I use a straight hook when fishing, which will not hurt the fish. This will make those who wish to take the bait."

You are startled, this is not fishing, this is fishing for fools, right?

"Stay." The city lord spoke, "Xiaoyu'er is tired from practicing calligraphy all day long, so it's time to practice his skills in the water."

Everyone understood that this was what Yu Sheng had planned.

After they had finished drinking their tea, they just stood up when they saw the monster that had already reached the Pegasus bowl and fled to the door of the inn.

Seeing this, Yu Sheng asked Ye Zigao to put some leftover soup at the door, then closed the door, leaving Ye Zigao who was on duty today to sleep in the lobby, while the others went back to their rooms to sleep.

Ye Zigao put the tables together, opened the bedclothes, and heard a noise outside the inn door.

He opened the side window next to him and, taking advantage of the moonlight, saw the monster taking the leftovers into his mouth with his hands and devouring them as if he hadn't eaten anything in eight hundred years.

"Hey, the shopkeeper is really good, and the leftovers are so delicious." Ye Zigao muttered, turned around and prepared to lie down.

Although the lobby is a bit far from the backyard, Ye Zigao is not lonely. The little white fox is sleeping upstairs, and Tengu and Gouzi are sleeping next to his table.

Not to mention there is a Qiongqi, not to mention ordinary monsters, even ferocious beasts have to stay when they come.

As soon as Ye Zigao lay down, the black girl walked in from the backyard.

"If you don't want to sleep, what are you doing here?" Ye Zigao asked, yawning.

"I don't want to do anything, just come to accompany you." The black girl said with a smile.

Ye Zi was a tall boy and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, "Come with me?" He saw the black girl smiling brightly and felt bad.

"What are you doing?" The black girl pouted, "Are you afraid that I will eat you?"

"I'm not afraid that you'll eat me, I'm afraid that you'll eat' me." Ye Zigao said. The word "eat" after him was particularly important, and Hei Niu immediately understood.

Seeing Yu Sheng and the city lord rubbing each other's hair all day long, the black girl was very envious.

She had originally planned to come over and chat with Ye Zigao for a while to cultivate their relationship so that they could speed up their progress, but she didn't expect Ye Zigao to think this way.

The black girl was inspired, her eyes brightened, "This is a good idea, save the fussy words and just make rice and porridge."

"If you have some culture, it's like cooking rice."

Ye Zigao corrected her, then woke up and got off the table with a quilt wrapped around him, "It's not important, who wants to cook porridge with you."

"If you have some culture, that's called cooked rice." The black girl returned all these words.

She took a step forward and leaned forward, "Who painted dragons, loved dragons, and was obsessed with dragons back then? Why, now that my aunt has sent it to your door, you are backing off again?"

"Are you a man?" The black girl glared at him.

Ye Zigao was anxious. As a man, a normal man, a man who always wanted to get rid of the fifth girl, he couldn't bear such an insult.

"Who is not a man anymore, do you want to try? Let you see what a real man is." Ye Zigao said angrily.

"Okay, come on, come on." The black girl sat on the table, leaned up, and even made an expression that she thought was enchanting.

Ye Zigao shivered in fright and bumped into the table behind him, "Hey, my waist."

"Your sister!" The black girl was angry. It was fine not to come up, but she even stepped back.

"I'm so bad, why don't you take it when it's delivered to your door? You're going to seduce those shameless fairies." The black girl's eyes were filled with fire.

"This is different. To seduce them, what I get is a tree in a forest, and you..."

Ye Zigao retreated to a safe position, "Then I will hang myself on a tree."

"The shopkeeper said it right, life is precious and love is even more valuable. If you want to be free, you can throw away both." Ye Zigao even pretended to be aloof.

The black girl was so angry that her nose was about to smoke. She got off the table and approached Ye Zigao, "Okay, I want to see if you choose freedom or love today."

"Don't come over here, I shouted when you came over." Ye Zigao stepped back.

"Well, no one will come to help you even if you scream." Hei Niu smiled evilly and grabbed Ye Zigao's collar.

"Shopkeeper, help me..."

"Whoosh", the black girl immediately let him go, "You really shouted, are you a man?"

"What you're saying is that a man's innocence doesn't matter, and he can be insulted by you?" Ye Zigao said.

"What's going on?" Yu Sheng opened the window in confusion and shouted down.

"Just wait, I will make you mine sooner or later." The black girl said a harsh word, left the lobby and returned to her room.

Ye Zigao breathed a sigh of relief, it was so dangerous, he almost lost the festival, no, it was not right to lose his reputation.

"I'm a fucking man, what's the matter?" Ye Zigao finally knew what was wrong.

Still waiting for his reply for the rest of his life, he shouted: "Nothing, there's a mouse."

"Aren't you a man, you're so scared of a mouse?" Yu Sheng muttered, "I'm really scared to let rich people meddle in their own business."

"What do you want me to do if you leave the ready-made dog alone?" Fu Nan was also awakened.

"IQ", Ye Zigao muttered, turned around, spread out the quilt, blew out the lamp, lay down, and prepared to fall asleep.

After a while, "I'm a fucking man!" he shouted, and then he lifted the quilt to confirm.

After a night of silence, Ye Zigao was woken up by Yu Sheng's shout the next day.

"Get up, open the door, and do business." Yu Sheng shouted.

Ye Zigao rubbed his groggy eyes, seeing that the sunlight outside the window had just reached the treetops and it was still early, "What kind of business are you doing in this barren mountain?"

"Collect ingredients and see if there is anything delicious in the mountains and fields." Yu Sheng said.

"I won't go, I was shocked yesterday." Ye Zi turned over and wanted to continue sleeping.

Yu Sheng did not reply to him, but removed the door panel and opened the door of the inn. "Whoosh", several white shadows scattered in all directions, and Yu Sheng caught a glimpse of a few fox shadows.

"There are so many foxes. Do you think there are vixens in these barren mountains?" Yu Sheng said.

"What?" Ye Zigao lifted up the quilt and stood up. When he ran to the door, he saw a beautiful white fox turning around.

"Shopkeeper, don't worry, the task of collecting the ingredients has been left to me." Ye Zi said, patting his chest high.

"Okay." Yu Sheng lowered his head and saw that the plate containing yesterday's leftovers was empty and very clean. There were water stains on it, as if it had been washed.

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