The bald man took the order and left. Just after leaving for a while, there was a noise outside.
Then, when the Pig God saw the skeleton roaring towards him, he slammed into him with anger.
"Well done!" The Pig God shouted, jumped up, and dodged the impact of the skeleton.
"Close the door. Today I will make this grandson disappear into ashes." After the Pig God finished speaking, he chased after the skeleton.
The bald man took the order, ordered his men to close the door tightly, and followed him with the sledgehammer.
Seeing this, the skeleton hurriedly ran away, while the pig god grabbed the skeleton's sledgehammer and smashed it down one after another.
For a while, the room of the Pig God was "crackling" and very lively, and from time to time there were angry shouts and curses from the Pig God.
"Oh, my medicinal wine", "Damn it, if you dare to smash my dragon whip, I will smash you to death!"
The monsters outside heard this and hurriedly stayed away. This skeleton was so powerful that it actually bullied the Pig God into such a miserable state.
A quarter of an hour later, the joy of the Pig God's victory was heard in the room, "Okay, hold on tight, I'll crush her to death."
The bald man was frightened, "Master, Master, you, you have seen it right..."
"Don't worry, I'm very accurate."
After that, the pig god said "poof", rubbed his hands, and hit the skull that the bald man was pressing with his hands hard.
"Ah", then, the bald man shouted in the room.
The sound was so shocking that ghosts and gods wept.
The pig demon standing outside couldn't help but think of the figure of the bald brother running in the sunset, and shed tears.
No, the bald brother is still shouting, he’s not dead yet.
"Ahem," the Pig God said awkwardly, "I'm a good judge of thieves. I'm sure of thieves."
After saying that, he gave up his sledgehammer and continued to chase the skeletons who took the opportunity to escape. He did not forget to say: "The one outside, come in."
No one answered. The moment the Pig God spoke, all the monsters left.
The pig god had no choice but to order the bald man to drag his body around the room and catch skeletons, finally forcing him into a corner.
"I'll see where you run this time!" The Pig God laughed and hit it with a hammer.
"Boom", a big hole was punched out in the stone wall.
As for the skeleton, it was smashed into pieces, and the demonic fire in its eye sockets was extinguished.
The Pig God let out a breath, "I can kill you when you are alive, and I can still do it after you die."
He turned around and said to the bald man with a swollen hand and a limp droop: "Take some money and deposit it in the restaurant. The master will reward you."
Saving a restaurant? The bald man’s sorrow was swept away. This was asking him to buy spiritual power!
The bald man happily agreed and went.
…
Not long after the Pig God left, the maid who was serving the city lord came over and said that the medical treatment had produced results.
Hei Niu and the others immediately put down their work and came outside the restaurant. They saw the witch doctor helping the city lord out and sitting on a wicker chair to bask in the sun.
"How is it?" Yu Sheng asked the witch doctor.
The witch doctor handed over to Yu Sheng: "Congratulations, shopkeeper, your little aunt is happy."
Although this sounds awkward, I can't care about it for the rest of my life.
"Okay, okay!" Yu Sheng said hello three times in a row. He didn't know what to say, he just stayed where he was and was happy.
"Congratulations to Shopkeeper Yu." Ma took a step forward and said loudly while everyone was immersed in joy.
Only then did Yu Sheng react, "I'm happy, I'm happy, haha."
Bai was happy and they all came up to congratulate him one after another. Hei Niu had already stood next to the city lord and went to look at his belly.
"Shopkeeper, this is a great event, why don't we have to liven it up?" Ye Zigao suggested.
"Yes, it's lively, even more lively than yesterday." Yu Sheng said, yesterday it was just a guess, but today it has become a reality.
At this moment, all the maids in the inn, the pig aunt in the kitchen, and the walking corpse idiot all heard the sound and came to congratulate Yu Sheng.
Yu Sheng was very excited when he heard this, and only came to his senses when he saw the black girl actually touching the city lord's belly.
"Take it away, take it away." He stepped forward and patted the black girl's hand away, "Daddy hasn't touched it yet, is it your turn?"
"Hey," the black girl curled her lips, "I will be his godmother from now on."
"Let's go." Yu Sheng said, squatting on the ground and putting his hands up, "You are still a godmother, why don't you be an old godmother."
"Lao Ganma?" The black girl looked at herself, "Am I that old?"
"You're not young anymore, it's been a thousand years, right?" Yu Sheng said, he really felt that there was a slight difference in his little aunt's belly.
"That's right." The black girl nodded.
"It's been more than a thousand years. If it's not Lao Ganma, it's nothing. Wait until I give you a bottle and let you taste what it's like to be Lao Ganma." Yu Sheng said.
For the rest of my life, I happily wanted to put my ear to my belly, but was slapped away by the city lord.
Yu Sheng stood up with a smile and said to the black girl: "I'm not telling you that you haven't become a mother in more than a thousand years, but you are trying to be a mother."
"Look at me, I'll be a father before I'm twenty." Yu Sheng smiled proudly.
The black girl was so angry that she was itching her teeth. Fu Nan told Ye Zi: "Why does the shopkeeper become so... cheap when he is happy?"
Ye Zigao nodded in agreement.
Only Bai is happy and indifferent.
He looked east, and at the moment when An Fang died, his heart also died.
"Get out of the way." The city lord couldn't stand it anymore and kicked Yu Sheng away, "Don't hang around in front of me."
"Okay", Yu Sheng quickly moved out of the way.
He said to the black girl who had her teeth cut off, "Quickly, move out the box of money that the Pig God brought, and everyone will be rewarded."
Yu Sheng said to Aunt Zhu again: "Go and buy more vegetables. There will be a big banquet in the restaurant today."
"Yes", Aunt Pig agreed, but she still stayed where she was, waiting to receive the reward before going.
Ma Fu was watching from the side, and seeing that Yu Sheng could no longer care about him at the moment, he said goodbye and left.
Now he has to go back to withdraw money, deposit a card, pick out a good treasure, and then go to the banquet.
"Shopkeeper," after everyone had dispersed, the witch doctor said, "There is something we need to pay attention to."
When Yu Sheng heard this, his smile faded and he asked nervously: "What's the matter? Could it be that the child..."
"The fetus is fine, but you also know that this is not a mortal fetus..." The witch doctor said half of the words, and he could understand it for the rest of his life.
Yu Sheng nodded, it made sense, this was Xiao Longnu, what if she was like Nezha.
"It would be nice if my mother was here, she is more experienced." Yu Sheng said to the city lord.
Thinking of this, he took out the mirror, looked at it front and back, tapped it with his index finger, but there was no movement, and squeezed a drop of blood on it, but there was still no movement.
In desperation, Yu Sheng shouted: "My mother, King Donghuang, is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
The surface of the mirror is like lake water, creating a circle of ripples, "Donghuang, your mother's King of Donghuang, my position has been taken away by that smelly loach!"
"No, why should I scold myself? Damn it, I'm confused." Yu Sheng's mother said to herself.
Before Yu Sheng could say anything, he asked angrily: "What's the matter? I'm worried about it."
"Uh, are you so angry?" Yu Sheng was stunned.
"Nonsense, being roasted by nine suns, my damn..." the former King of Donghuang stopped.
I think back then she also scolded the master of the East, West, North, and South, and she couldn't continue to scold him for the rest of her life.
"Wait a minute, I will roast your three-legged chickens sooner or later and eat them." For the rest of her life, she can only scold the three-legged crow to relieve her anger.
"What's the matter with you?" the former King of Donghuang asked Yu Sheng again impatiently.
"I'm just asking you, when you were pregnant with me..."
"I'm so exhausted, you stayed in my belly for three whole years before you came out." Yu Sheng's mother became extremely angry when she talked about this.
For the rest of my life, I dare to think that he is the Nezha generation.
"If it weren't for you, I would have gone to the Northern Wilderness to settle the score with that guy from Bingyi. Would it be his turn to rescue that smelly loach?"
His mother will continue to talk for the rest of her life.
"Ahem," Yu Sheng interrupted her, "I killed Bingyi."
"Hey, I have such a bad temper. Who asked you to kill me? I still want to keep him pulling the car." Yu Sheng's mother said angrily.
Yu Sheng originally wanted to hear a few words of praise from her, but he did something wrong.
"Forget it, if you die, you will die. From now on, I will use a three-legged black chicken to pull a cart!" Yu Sheng's mother was very domineering.
Those who didn't know better thought she had imprisoned the three-legged crow.
Seeing her taking the topic further and further, Yu Sheng quickly pulled it back, "Continue talking about your pregnancy?"
"What's there to say? I should have gotten pregnant with you earlier and weaned you earlier, so you wouldn't have ended up like this."
"It's also my fault that the loach in Zhuyin is so damn good at hiding. It actually hid it in a place at the bottom of the sea in Dongming where fish don't poop. I was surprised that I didn't find it."
Dongming? For the rest of my life, my thoughts moved.
He remembered that Si You's people came to him to get the harp and harp, and the place they mentioned was Dongming.
"In the final analysis, it's your damn dad's fault. He has a lot of flashy tricks, but he just hasn't come to fruition...ahem..." Yu Sheng's mother braked in time, "Grandson, you know too much."
For the rest of his life, these things were not what he wanted to know.
Also, what is his seniority?
"But it's okay, the eggs were not laid, otherwise I would still have to hatch them." Yu Sheng's mother said with emotion.
"By the way, your mother...bah...what the hell is going on? You're actually paying attention to your mother laying eggs." Yu Sheng's mother said.
"What you laid was a human being, not an egg!" Yu Sheng emphasized, and then said, "My wife is pregnant."
"Your wife?" Yu Sheng's mother was confused.
"Just my little aunt."
"Your grandma, I thought you had changed your mind and just called me my sister. I really can't get in touch with your wife."
They used to be like sisters, but suddenly they became a daughter-in-law, and they were really not used to it.
For the rest of my life, I covered my face again. Who am I? No, what age is this guy? No, who is my grandma?
"Why are you scolding your mother?" Yu Sheng could only ask.
"What!" Yu Sheng's mother didn't answer him, but screamed in surprise.
"My sister is happy? I have a grandson! Haha, haha..."
Yu Sheng's mother laughed three times and said, "You three-legged black-bone chickens are waiting for you. I have endless descendants. Sooner or later, I will roast you and eat you."
I want to cry for the rest of my life, why am I so stupid?
He wanted to say sorry to his daughter.
"Is my sister here? Let me say a few words to her." Yu Sheng's mother said.
"She's your daughter-in-law." Yu Sheng corrected her.
"It's all the same, it's all the same." Yu Sheng's mother said impatiently.
"This is different! From now on, will your granddaughter call you grandma or aunt?" Yu Sheng asked.
"Well," Yu Sheng's mother pondered for a while, "Doesn't calling me grandma look old..."
"You are an old woman!" Yu Sheng finally couldn't help but said,
"Who are you calling the old woman? Tell me clearly!" Yu Sheng's mother said angrily.
"I'm talking about my mother." Yu Sheng said calmly.
"I am your mother! Fuck your mother..."
Yu Sheng's mother paused, "Forget it, I can't scold your mother, let your wife, my sister, and my grandson's mother do the talking."
"Okay", Yu Sheng then put the mirror next to the city lord.
The city lord was stunned. After hesitating for a while, he asked: "What should I call you?"
It's chaos, it's chaos, the whole generation is in chaos