Eight hundred and fiftieth chapters smash the field
Donghuang, inn lobby.
The scorching sun scorched the earth, the cicadas were chirping endlessly, and the water monkeys soaked in the water with only their heads above the water.
The villagers have all gone home to rest. The streets in the entire town are deserted, except for a few people sitting in the inn.
It was so hot today that I couldn't sleep even if I went back to take a nap, so I just drank herbal tea in the inn with Uncle Shi, Pork Nine, and Blacksmith Senior.
The inn that was destroyed by Bingyi has long since recovered, and staying in the lobby is still as cool as ever.
Several people were chatting away, and suddenly, footsteps sounded upstairs.
They looked up and saw the usually steady girl Liuliu running down the wooden ladder in a panic.
Guaizai, who was chatting with Hu's mother from afar behind the counter, raised his head and looked at Liu Liu in surprise, "What happened?"
"Big thing, big thing." Liu Liu said excitedly.
"What, could it be that someone is calling again?" Hu Muyuan stood up, "Don't be afraid, there is this word."
"Yes, don't be afraid." Li Zheng and others also said.
This word can kill the river god Bingyi with one sword, so what else is there to fear?
"What? It's a big happy event." Liu Liu stood firm and said.
"What a happy event? You are getting married." Hu Muyuan said and cupped her hands, "Congratulations, congratulations, but can't you just plant a wicker stick to continue the generation?"
"Don't be ridiculous." Liu Liu said in annoyance. Wei Zai also kicked Hu Muyuan.
"It's from the shopkeeper, no, the city lord, I'm happy." Liu Liu said happily.
"Really!" Guai Zai walked out of the counter and looked at Liu Liu in surprise.
"Of course it's true. The shopkeeper specifically asked me to tell everyone, and also asked us to celebrate." Liu Liu said.
"We have to celebrate." Li Zheng stood up, "I'll tell the folks."
Wei Zai also got busy and asked Hu's mother to grind tofu and kill a duck.
"Don't let me go, those ducks have been jealous of my good looks for a long time." Mother Hu was far away.
"I'll go." Scholar Ni ran in from the backyard.
"No, I'm here, how can I trouble my wife?" The Gusu City Lord, who was pestering Scholar Ni, followed.
This guy is also timid. Ever since he knew there was trouble at the inn, he has never visited the hotel again.
As soon as Bingyi left, Scholar Ni immediately came to entangle him.
He was so crazy that he didn't care whether Scholar Mu was a man, and firmly believed that he was the dead wife.
"Forget it, it's better for Mother Hu to go away." Liu Liu commanded, "Go to Yangzhou quickly and tell the good news to Alliance Leader Yu and the people in the City Lord's Mansion."
The mud scholar didn't get what he wanted, so he immediately climbed onto the Thunder Dragon, ignored the Lord of Gusu City, and went straight to Yangzhou City.
When Yu Shiyu received the news, she looked unbelieving: "What did you say? Yu Sheng has a son?"
Scholar Ni nodded, "Yes, the young master is celebrating in Zhonghuang."
Yu Shiyu grinned from ear to ear, "I am just a young boy in Yu Sheng, and he is going to be a father? Isn't this nonsense?"
She has lived for thousands of years and is still single.
"He's not young anymore. Many people at his age already have children." Aunt Wang next to her said with a smile.
"I'm actually going to be an aunt?" Yu Shiyu, a single for thousands of years, still found it unbelievable.
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Zhonghuang, in front of the restaurant.
All the guests have been seated, and all the demons are in high spirits, praising the restaurant's dishes.
It may not be as exotic as human flesh, but the taste is definitely not bad.
The city lord was supported by the witch doctor and the girl to rest in the Yao Qi Pavilion. Yu Sheng walked past each table with a glass of wine and toasted to everyone happily.
Ye Zigao and Fu Nan accompanied him and listened to Yu Sheng's words: "Hey, I'm still a child, why do you think I became a father?"
After saying this, he did not forget to glance at Ye Zigao and Fu Nan, clearly telling them what he was saying.
Fu Nan couldn't help but feel ashamed when he thought that he was almost twice as old as he would be in the rest of his life.
However, Ye Zigao rolled his eyes and said, "Don't forget that you are a father now. Don't forget that your daughter will not be born until three years later."
"By then, huh huh," Ye Zi said with disdain, "my daughter will know how to make soy sauce."
"You?" Yu Sheng looked back at him.
"I would rather believe that wealth will give birth to a son early than that you can find a wife who will bear a daughter for you."
"Hey, don't look down on me!" Ye Zigao was unconvinced.
Fu Nan also nodded, "Yes, don't look down on others. Why do you have a daughter and I will have a son!"
"I also want to have a daughter!" Fu Nan resolutely decided.
"Don't join in the fun, and don't look at your IQ. What if your daughter is deceived by someone like me in the future?" Ye Zigao advised him.
"You're overestimating yourself." Yu Sheng said, since he hadn't deceived any girl yet, so he had the nerve to brag.
Ye Zigao ignored him and continued to persuade rich people to be in trouble, "Look at yourself again. What if your daughter is as rough and rough as you?"
"You don't look like the shopkeeper..."
"Hey, that makes sense." Yu Sheng couldn't wait to interrupt Ye Zigao to express his agreement.
He considers himself to be a handsome man with a beautiful appearance and a beautiful tree facing the wind.
"Although the manager of the shop is bad, I can't stand the fact that the city lord is Donghuang, the most beautiful woman in the Central Plains. How can I make up for it."
The words behind Ye Gao made Yu Sheng's newly bloomed smile disappear immediately.
"Your uncle," Yu Sheng glared at him, "What's wrong with my appearance?"
"Not really, not really." Ye Zi smiled and stepped back, "Thanks to your mother for marrying you, otherwise..."
"Otherwise I'll kick you..." Yu Sheng took a step forward, and Ye Zigao turned around and ran away.
Yu Sheng turned around to comfort Fu Nan, "Don't listen to this guy's nonsense. Your daughter's IQ must be higher than yours."
Although this was awkward to hear, Fu Nan felt very pleased.
Until Yu Sheng's last words, "Because I can't find a child with a lower IQ than you."
"Your uncle!" Fu Nan yelled, and told Yu Sheng and Ye Zi who were leaning closer, "I don't care, I must have a daughter."
"We can't have gender discrimination." Yu Sheng said seriously, "Both boys and girls are the same."
"No, no," Fu Nan shook his head, "Shopkeeper, I'm not discriminating."
"Look, if you give birth to a daughter, you can get married directly without having to prepare anything, and you have to give birth to a son..." Fu Nan counted on his fingers, "It has to be a house, it has to be in the city, it has to be a car.
Take a carriage..."
Fu Nan shook off his clothes for the last time, gesturing for the breeze on his sleeves, and concluded: "With my current salary, I can't afford it."
For the rest of my life, I couldn't bear to see the worried faces of those who were rich but couldn't bear it, "Blame me, blame me, everyone's wages are too low."
"In this way..." Yu Sheng pondered for a moment, "I have decided that the wages of all of us will be increased five times."
Five times! Fu Nan stood there dumbfounded, feeling unbelievable that the wages were extremely high.
Before he could recover, there was a demon over there toasting Yu Sheng, and Yu Sheng passed.
Ye Zigao leaned over and patted Fu Nan on the shoulder, "Okay, little Nanzi, I spent so much time and effort that I couldn't even get the shopkeeper a raise, but you can do it in just a few words. Who the hell are you talking about?"
Those with low IQs are simply blind..."
Fu Nan glanced at him and said, "Well, your mother was really blind when she gave birth to you."
Yu Sheng had just finished toasting when he suddenly heard the monsters exclaiming in surprise. When he looked back, he saw a stone slab falling from the sky and falling straight towards the group of monsters.
The monsters panicked and made the monster flip over the table, but it was too late to escape.
Just at this moment, an ink shadow appeared out of thin air, and a sword touched the stone slab.
The stone slab turned into powder in an instant, and the ink shadow disappeared like smoke.
"Shopkeeper Yu, Nanhuang is here to congratulate you on the birth of your son." Someone said above.
Yu Sheng looked up and saw a enchanting goblin standing on the roof of the restaurant.
On her left stood a dark-skinned man wearing a mask, eating coals, and on her right stood a man in brocade robes, as well as the leader of the birdmen whom she had seen before.
There is another person who cannot be seen, but the Pig God knows that this transparent little person is standing next to the female goblin.
The Pig God gloated over the misfortune, and the dog bit the dog, and he was just watching the fun.
"Are the people of King Nanhuang so uneducated? My aunt is too lax in controlling her." Yu Sheng said shamelessly while holding the wine glass.