Eight hundred and seventieth chapters of the common people
"Everyone is the same, we are all brothers." Ma Tou greeted Ma Wei familiarly.
"Who is your brother? We are both of the same breed." Ma Wei said bluntly.
Ma Tou poured himself a glass of wine, "Yes, we are of different breeds, but I am not doing this for your own good..."
He patted his belly and said, "Let's fill the horse's belly."
"Your uncle, don't think that I won't dare to touch you because I can't beat you. Let me tell you, I'm helping Shopkeeper Yu with things now!"
The horse's belly pointed at the inn and said proudly to the horse's head.
"Hey, have you learned how to use the power of a fox to show off your strength?" Ma Tou put down his wine glass and looked at the horse's belly.
These words sounded familiar to me. I thought about it in my mind for a while, and realized that this was a way of praising myself for being smart, so I smiled happily.
"I'll treat you to this meal." Ma Tou said boldly, "But there is a favor, Brother Ma has to help."
"What are you doing, taking care of the King of Thunder and Lightning? I can't do that." Ma Wei waved his hand hurriedly.
The King of Thunder and Lightning is so good at lightning that he can't mess with a horse's belly.
"That's not it. The King of Thunder and Lightning is so angry right now that he has no place to vent his anger. How can I dare to find someone to provoke him?"
"You didn't look at me. Now I don't dare to go back to my nest. I'm hiding in your Dabei Mountain." Ma Wei said.
"That's right." The horse's head came closer to its belly. "I heard that you captured a horse-headed man today?"
"Yes, that grandson stole our food today and we caught him."
The horse's belly looked at the horse's head, "What, he is your brother?"
"As you said, it doesn't matter if I pick him up, or if I don't pick him up. He is my brother, but not your grandson." Ma Tou emphasized.
"I heard that you are actually growing vegetables with spiritual power here, so I sent him to take a look. I really don't mean to steal them," Ma Wei said.
"Don't worry, we know you don't mean to steal." The Pig God comforted him.
"Hey, the pig god still understands me." Ma Tou nodded.
"You go ahead and grab it," Pig God said again.
"Fuck your grandma." Ma Tou was so angry that the mane on the back of his head stood up.
"No kidding, I just asked him to investigate, there is no other meaning. If it is true, we can put down the butcher's knife, correct the evil, let the horse go to Nanshan, disarm and return to the fields, and do some serious business." Ma Tou said.
"Hey, Ma Tou is still a cultural person." Seeing Ma Tou say so many idioms, Ma Wei and Pig God were in awe.
The skeleton also gave a few compliments and said to the Pig God: "Look at me, look at your pig head. You can't read a few Chinese characters. You are as stupid as a pig."
"I'm just a fucking pig!" the Pig God said angrily, attracting sideways glances from the monsters nearby.
"Never again say you are stupid, don't say you are like a fucking pig." The pig god said to the skeleton.
"Yes, you are a fucking stupid pig!" the skeleton said unceremoniously.
"Say it again if you dare!" Pig God pointed at him.
"You are just as stupid as a pig!" The skeleton did not flinch, "Come on, who is afraid of whom?"
The Pig God thought for a while, it was rare for him to have some free time, so he decided to forget it.
"I'm just a pig." He retracted his fingers angrily.
The horse's head was surprised and asked the horse's belly: "Isn't this the shopkeeper Yu?"
In addition, Ma Tou could not find anyone in Dabei Mountain that the Pig God was afraid of.
Without waiting for the horse's belly to answer, the horse's head was held in hand: "Shopkeeper Yu is really a jade tree in the wind, with majestic utensils, heroic appearance, and dignified appearance."
Although I am not praising myself, I think this adjective is spoken to myself.
The skeleton was flattered. He didn't expect that he, a skeleton, could receive such high praise. "You're welcome, Ma Tou is really a cultural person."
"Let's go to the library to chat when we have time," the skeleton said.
Ma Tou was also very satisfied with this comment from the cultural man, "I'm sure, I never thought there would be a library in Mount Dabei."
"Of course, the library is right behind the restaurant. You can go up there by paying a few pennies," the skeleton said.
This group of cultural people are really endless in their praise.
Pig God interrupted: "Didn't Shopkeeper Yu say that reading books is free?"
He looked at the skeleton in confusion and then at the horse's belly.
"Yes, there is no charge for reading." Ma Fu nodded, "But you need to pay the entrance fee to enter the building."
"Hey, you're not taking off your pants to put them on..." Zhu Shinhwa said halfway, turning to look at the skeleton, "Why did you go to the library?"
"While I'm torturing you, I've taken on some private work. Why, can't I?" The skeleton's eyes glowed green.
"Okay, okay." Pig God nodded quickly, "I hope you can take on more private work."
"What do you want to put in when you take off your pants?" Ma Wei asked. He really wanted to know the answer behind the Pig God, and then went to make a small report.
The Pig God ignored him.
The skeleton said: "I really took on other private jobs, patrolling the fields in my spare time at night."
He looked at the horse's belly and said, "You are so capable, you actually brought a tigress to watch the night. You really didn't waste anything."
"Uh," Ma felt embarrassed, and scratched the back of his head, "This is not for reproduction."
"What to put in?" he asked the Pig God again.
As a conscientious pig, the Pig God ignored him.
He said to Ma Tou: "Could it be that your eyes were blinded by the King of Thunder and Lightning? This guy is not Shopkeeper Yu. The real Shopkeeper Yu is the jade tree in the wind, the majestic utensils, the heroic appearance, the appearance..."
He got stuck and asked Ma Tou: "What's going on with the meter? Is the meter spinning?"
"It's terrible to be handsome and uneducated," the skeleton said unceremoniously.
"Who invented this word? What does his father's appearance have to do with Tangtang?" Pig God tried to cover up his ignorance.
"Most of the characters can be traced back to the sage who coined them, shopkeeper Yu's grandfather." Ma Fu said, "By the way, what's in it?"
The pig god refused to pay attention to the horse's belly, and the guy always wanted to take him into the ditch.
"He's not Shopkeeper Yu, so I'll take back those words I just said." Ma Tou said hurriedly.
"I'll use these, you can think of others." Pig God said.
He finally learned a few words to compliment Yu Sheng, and he was still waiting to praise Shopkeeper Yu for being comfortable and get some benefits.
"Screw you, uncle, I came up with it because of my worries," Ma Tou said.
"I believe in you, you can come up with other words, and you can use them even if you look worried." said the Pig God.
"You're not educated at all, Ma Tou," Skull sighed, "I won't talk to you anymore, don't bring me down."
The despised Ma Tou and Pig God were silent for a while, and Pig God changed the subject: "Robbery is good, why do you have to become a good person?"
"It sounds like I sold myself before."
Ma Tou drank a glass of wine and said, "If you do too many bad things, you will be easily struck by lightning. Look, aren't we just an example?"
He pointed at himself, his mane was curled as if it had been permed.
"So I wanted to give up evil and turn to good. I happened to hear that you have vegetables containing spiritual energy here, so I sent someone over to take a look. If there is really any, we can help transport it and sell it." Ma Tou said.
"You're afraid you won't be able to do this business." Ma Fu said, Yu Sheng's own inn is not enough.
Even if it is transported out of the country, it is much more convenient to go through the back door of the inn than to sell it by horse team.
"Ah, do we still have to go back to rob?" Ma Tou touched the horse's mane. He was afraid of being struck by lightning.
Pig God felt that this matter was not too absolute. He said: "When I see Shopkeeper Yu, I will ask you."
"But since when did the King of Thunder and Lightning take charge of your robberies? Although he is the city lord, he is not the master." The Pig God said.
Yes, the King of Thunder and Lightning is the city lord of Hanshan City.
But as the tauren said, he is just a puppet, and the four demon clans are in power behind him. Therefore, the King of Thunder and Lightning usually ignores city affairs. He also likes to play with electric people, so he stays in the house all day to electric people.
It would be unlucky for them to leave the city easily, let alone find Ma Tou and others.
"Hey, don't mention it. The King of Thunder and Lightning is just like you. His position as city lord has been removed and he is looking for somewhere to vent his anger." Ma Tou said.
"Go away, what do you mean by being like me? I am still the Pig God, the number one in Dabei Mountain." The Pig God said angrily.
"Really?" The skeleton and the horse's belly looked at him at the same time.
"Of course, I am still happy to adopt Shopkeeper Yu's suggestion." Pig God said.
"What do you want to put in when you take off your pants?" Ma Wei asked, and the Pig God asked if he could still talk properly.
He turned around and asked Ma Tou, "How was the King of Thunder removed?"
"I heard that he engaged in evil practices and preached all day long, saying that one electric shock would make one's body as light as a swallow; two electric shocks would make a dragon and tiger live; two electric shocks would soothe the meridians and activate the collaterals; four electric shocks would cure all diseases; one electric shock a day would cure all diseases.
It takes a hundred years to become a monster, a thousand years to become a god!" Ma Tou said.
He continued with a glass of wine: "Now many people in Hanshan City have believed his story and become his loyal followers, sending their children to receive electric shocks one after another. The monsters in Hanshan City feel that this guy has two intentions and are deeply afraid.
The tail was too big to fall off, so I removed him."
"Hey, the King of Thunder and Lightning used to only enchant demons with special quirks, but now this lightning demon has been upgraded and started to enchant all living beings." Pig God sighed.
"Then, is the electric shock real?" Ma Fu asked, he was more concerned about this than anything else.
"Don't tell me, at first my skin was charred and my flesh was tender, but now I feel much lighter." Ma Tou said.
"You are here to drink." The skeleton pointed out politely.