Eight hundred and ninetieth chapters slaughter the donkey
Donghuang, inn.
After hearing that Yu Sheng was back, almost everyone in the town came, including Fifth Grandma.
Not only that, the black cat and the police chief, who had almost never returned to the inn since Yu Sheng left, also came back.
But they didn't come back to look for Yu Sheng. After walking around the inn but missing the dog, the two cats came back and meowed non-stop at Yu Sheng's feet.
Fish them out for the rest of your life.
Time really takes its toll on people. When we caught them last year, they were just two little kittens. Now they have grown into big cats, and they are even more unscrupulous.
Seeing that Yu Sheng only picked up the black cat, the police chief was unhappy and scratched Yu Sheng's trouser legs.
After being kicked away by Yu Sheng, the police chief changed his target and kept grabbing the black cat's tail.
The black cat was also careless, squinting on Yu Sheng's lap and wagging its tail from time to time to tease the police chief.
As soon as I mentioned Dabei Mountain, I took a sip of tea to moisten my throat and then vomited it all out.
"What kind of tea is this?" Yu Sheng said.
Everyone was listening with fascination. After being interrupted, Mother Hu said from afar: "This is the camellia you left. We are reluctant to drink it on weekdays."
"Too bad, change it, we won't drink this tea anymore." Yu Sheng said.
"I'll let you see the real good tea in a while, a pot of spring, a pot of Zhonghuang Baiguan." Yu Sheng said.
"Hoo", everyone was amazed. They could not save a hundred guan in their lifetime. Who would use a hundred guan to drink tea?
Are all the monsters in Zhonghuang stupid?
Yu Sheng also picked up the Sheriff and let them have a fair and just fight on his lap, while he continued to narrate the story of this journey.
The villagers were fascinated when they heard it.
It wasn't until Yu Sheng finished speaking and discussed for a long time that everyone slowly dispersed and went back to their homes to cook.
"Crab feast, tea mushrooms, dried plums, chicken fir..." Guaizai counted on his fingers beside him, "Great, I finally have a new dish to learn."
Hu Muyuan also breathed a sigh of relief, "Great, I finally don't have to try your homemade dishes."
Yu Sheng looked at his appearance after the disaster and asked strangely: "Chong'er is good at cooking, what's your expression?"
"Cooking is good, but how about making your own dishes..." With Wei Zai beside her, Hu's mother couldn't say much, so she only gave Yu Sheng a look to understand.
Just the braised peach dish is enough for Hu Muyuan to remember for a lifetime.
"Where's the elder sister?" Yu Sheng remembered why the shark's elder sister never came down to greet him.
"Oh, she and Zhou Dafu went to the city to play. They just left this morning." Hu Muyuan said.
Yu Sheng was surprised, "They finally got together?"
"No, don't say that the eldest sister of the sharks doesn't agree, the Zhou family doesn't agree, and Zhou Dafu himself is a little hesitant. At most, the relationship is close now," Hu Muyuan said.
"Zhou Dafu still hasn't hesitated?" Yu Sheng was surprised. The little aunt who was surrounded by the weirdos looking after her also turned around and looked at this side.
"Yeah," Hu Muyuan nodded, "The elder sister's intention is very clear. If they are together, they will have to live in the water in the future."
"Living in the water?!" Yu Sheng was shocked, "Is she planning to turn Zhou Dafu into a water ghost and then stay together?"
That's not realistic either.
Although people who drown cannot go to reincarnation and will inevitably become water ghosts, but not all water ghosts are intelligent.
Many water ghosts are like babies of several years old, only retaining the instinct to call people into the water and replace them.
"No, I heard from the eldest sister that as long as you drink the blood of a shark and use the dragon fish spell, you can slowly turn a person into a shark." Hu Muyuan said.
For the rest of my life, I never imagined that arowana could have such a function.
"Brother is born, brother is born." Baozi led his grandson and several furry children over and asked, "How about you take us inside for a walk?"
"Yes, I want to go to the pornographic school." The little grandson has two front teeth missing, so his words are leaky.
"No," Yu Sheng frightened them and said, "Zhonghuang is full of monsters. You Brother Ye and Brother Fu have been captured. It will be more dangerous if you go there."
"You come with us, my mother said, the monsters are now scaring their children with 'the baby is coming'," Baozi said.
"Hey, what your mother said... deeply touched my heart." Yu Sheng said.
Even so, I am still not prepared to take them there for the rest of my life. I have already embarrassed two adults and cannot be embarrassed any more.
Yi Gui, Liu Liu and the others have passed by now. They are from the inn, and they are not afraid of death, so they can move forward and retreat freely.
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Dabei Mountain and Hanshan City have been raining continuously, but the East Wasteland has clear skies.
Yu Sheng stood at the door, the sun falling on his body, making every inch of his skin jump with joy.
The old beggar has disappeared.
I heard from Hu Muyuan that after tasting Wei Zai's home-made dish, the old beggar left angrily.
"Although I am a beggar, I still have dignity. How can you give me food that even pigs won't eat?"
"Humph, if you ignore me here, you will have your own place to keep me. If you ignore me everywhere, I will go back to the city to catch mice."
In this way, the old beggar went to Yangzhou City without looking back.
But it's strange that those mats made of asparagus grass were still left to him.
At this time, there were few people on the street, the smoke from each house was rising, and the cicada's voice became more and more powerful, creating a tranquility in the town.
For the rest of my life, I still like this town, with its stone bridges, old trees, small rivers, big lakes, and the unchanging local accent. Everything is so familiar.
He stretched and took a deep breath, even the air was kind.
It's been raining these days and it's getting moldy if I stay indoors all the time.
Yu Sheng turned around and was about to help his little aunt out for a walk when he heard the sound of galloping hooves coming from the street.
Yu Sheng thought someone was coming and didn't take it seriously. Just as he was about to greet his aunt, he staggered and was hit by something from behind.
He took a few steps forward and finally managed to steady himself. Before he could turn around, a donkey brayed loudly from behind.
Maomao knocked aside the blind person blocking the way in front of him, swaggered in, and couldn't wait to get close to the wine jar on the counter.
It rolled its tongue, opened the wine seal skillfully, and was about to drink when it suddenly realized something was wrong.
Maomao turned around and saw Yu Sheng looking at him with a gloomy expression.
Looking further ahead, the city lord is also there, with a joking look on his face.
Maomao turned back, closed her eyes and shook her head, then turned her head again to make sure she was not drunk or dazzled.
The donkey hair all over Maomao's body stood up.
"Okay, Maomao, you are so brave, you actually dare to contradict this young master." Yu Sheng sneered and walked over.
"Let me tell you, this is no longer the time when you first came here. At that time, the city lord supported you, and now the city lord is pregnant with my daughter." Yu Sheng said, approaching Maomao, stretching his wrist, and his bones "cracked".
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"Bah, what are you talking about?" The city lord threw the chopsticks and hit Yu Sheng on the forehead.
"Just telling the truth," Yu Sheng turned around and said, and when he turned around, he saw a donkey's tail disappearing behind the curtain of the backyard.
"I heard that donkey-hide gelatin made from donkey skin is pretty good. Auntie, let me replenish it for you." Yu Sheng followed suit and ducked out.
"You dead donkey, stop here. If I don't catch you today, I swear I won't be a human being!" Yu Sheng's roar came from the backyard.
Mother Hu poked her head out of the kitchen and saw Yu Sheng chasing Maomao all over the yard. She said happily: "Hit this beast as hard as you can, until it's dead."
After Yu Sheng left for half a year, Maomao would come back within five days to grab a drink, and she was very arrogant.
Hu Muyuan stopped her once and was sprayed with spittle.
It smelled so bad that I didn't go to Chong'er's bed that night, and the smelly old beggar still disliked him.
Maomao was fast, but the rest of his life was also flashing fast. In desperation, Maomao had no choice but to escape from the backyard and go outside.
The little aunt shook her head and let the rest of her life and Mao Mao wander around. She walked away. Seeing no one around her, she quietly stood up and took a jar of wine from the counter.
A jar of Shaoxing wine, although not a good wine, can still cure the irresistible wine bug.
As soon as she opened the wine, the sound of horse hooves sounded again outside. The difference was that this time the sound of horse hooves was heavier, like the sound of a drum.
The little aunt raised her head and looked outside, thinking that some kind of monster was coming.
Under her expectant gaze, Zhou Jiufeng led a horse to the door of the inn.
The city lord was surprised, "Why are you fat again?"
"Hey, you just said this to me yesterday, and now you say again, am I getting fat so fast?"
Zhou Jiufeng rolled her eyes and walked in, went to the table to pour herself a cup of herbal tea, and drank it all in one gulp.
The city lord was stunned on the spot. Not only was the donkey daring, but this man was also daring to roll his eyes at her.
"I'm not telling you, you're just fooling around in the city, and now you actually tricked yourself into the inn." Zhou Jiufeng said after taking a breath, "They all know that you, the city lord, are fake."
The city lord who was about to have an attack was startled and realized that he was talking about the sword spirit.
It seems that during the period of her absence, the sword spirit was not peaceful in the city.
However, the city lord was not prepared to reveal his identity.
This opportunity was hard-won. What if Zhou Jiufeng knew her identity and asked her to put down her drink?
She poured herself a glass calmly and listened to Zhou Jiufeng's ramble.
Seeing the city lord pouring wine, Zhou Jiufeng put down the teacup and said, "Pour me a cup."
She came over and asked the city lord, "Where are the others?"
The city lord didn't want to pay attention to her, and took a sip of the wine with his tongue. A shiver started from the tip of his tongue and spread to his toes.
"Well", the city lord looked intoxicated.
She had not drank for more than half a month, but now she felt that her whole body was bathed in the spring light, and she was filled with little happiness.