Chapter eight hundred and ninety seventh self-entertainment
In the afternoon, the scorching sun scorched the earth, causing all life to succumb.
The town was quiet, most of the people had gone to take a lunch break, and those who couldn't sleep were sitting in the shade at the door, chatting.
The water monkeys that usually played around the waterwheel had already dived into the water, and the two cats were also curled up on the steps, feeling the coolness of the stone slabs.
Baozi and his little boys didn't sleep at noon, and after bringing some wild fruits to Yu Sheng, they looked at the door of the kitchen.
Only those who know how to be tenacious can make an unyielding cry from the sluggish trees in the wilderness.
The horse tied outside was exposed to the sun, so Zhou Jiufeng hurriedly led it to the backyard and fed it water and feed.
"Shopkeeper Yu, I'm not telling you, the service in your inn is getting worse and worse." Zhou Jiufeng walked in. She was already sweating in a short while.
"I don't know what to do if the guest's horse is taken to the stable and dies of the sun?" she said.
Yu Sheng was drinking a cup of tea when he heard this and said with a smile: "Don't worry, if your horse gets sick one day, it will definitely be crushed to death by you for no other reason."
Weight is now a pain in Zhou Jiufeng's heart.
"Go away, you don't lift the pot, you are always exposing people's wounds, you are a beast." As soon as Zhou Jiufeng finished speaking, he laughed "haha".
Hu Muyuan and Bai Gaoxing looked at each other and looked at each other.
Yu Sheng sighed: "I admire Sister Feng's spirit of entertaining herself most."
Hu's mother was convinced, "Just like me, whenever I'm unhappy, I look in the mirror and feel that the whole world is full of sunshine."
"Get out!" Bai Gaoxing and Yu Sheng said in unison.
Zhou Jiufeng's smile was earth-shattering. Being disturbed by her made the somewhat lazy person feel more energetic after lunch.
Yu Sheng stood up, stretched, and prepared to go to Yangzhou.
Zhou Jiufeng said: "Shopkeeper Yu, when will you lend me your thunder cart? My horse is old now and is no longer useful. In a few days, it will ride away on me."
"You're so embarrassed to say, I don't think it's the horse that's dying, it's that you're too fat." Yu Sheng said.
"Can you be more tactful?" Zhou Jiufeng rolled his eyes and kept poking at her sore spots. Sister Feng was immune to it.
Yu Sheng put a curtain hat on my aunt's head to block the sun.
"You can't drive the thunder truck. Although the wealth and trouble are gone, the villagers will still use it when they go to the city to pull people and transport goods."
Wearing a curtain and hat for the rest of my life, I said to Zhou Jiufeng at the same time.
"Then why don't you lend me the Thunder Dragon? I can ride it," Zhou Jiufeng said.
She really needs a mount now. Ordinary horses can no longer carry her.
"Thunder Dragon has a proud and ruthless temper. If you can conquer her, do whatever you want." Yu Sheng said.
"Sure, wait for me, I'll try it now." Zhou Jiufeng said.
Hu's mother had something to say from afar, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Zhou Jiufeng had already run into the stable.
Yu Sheng took out another wine gourd and tied it around his aunt's waist.
The wine gourd is not wine, but Jishan grape juice. It is very delicious to quench her thirst in summer, and it can also be a substitute when she gets addicted to alcohol.
My aunt stood there and let him do what he wanted, since she wanted to drink anyway.
When she returns to the city lord's palace and goes out to work for the rest of her life, the sea will be as wide as the fish can leap, and the sky will be as high as the birds can fly, and no one can control her.
"That's it." After finishing all this for the rest of his life, he clapped his hands.
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "boom" and deafening thunder.
"Hoo", Mother Hu, who was drinking tea, trembled with her distant hand, "It's thundering, is it going to rain?"
Yu Sheng waved his hand, "Go and see Sister Feng."
Hu Mu had just left the inn when she saw Zhou Jiufeng, his hair standing on end, staggering over like a roly-poly.
"Sister Feng, you just started conquering her like this?" Hu Muyuan looked at her in surprise.
Zhou Jiufeng wandered into the inn. At this moment, she only felt that her whole body was numb from electricity, just like when her arm was just recovering from numbness after being crushed.
"Otherwise." She opened her mouth and her saliva couldn't help but remain.
"Hey", Mother Hu took a step back in disgust.
"How about you have some IQ, don't be like the shopkeeper..."
Hu Muyuan was halfway through her words, but was interrupted by Yu Sheng, "How do you speak?"
Hu Muyuan slapped her mouth to indicate that she had said the wrong thing.
He changed his words and said: "You are like the shopkeeper, and you have some IQ, okay? The Thunder Dragon is a dragon after all, and it can be ridden by you? If it were you, would you be able to do it?"
Yu Sheng hesitated and said nothing, as if there was nothing wrong with his words.
"I can't, I can beat him." Zhou Jiufeng said, "And my Zhuang Zisheng can also beat him."
"So you were struck by lightning." Yu Sheng said.
"If you want to ride it, you have to think of some clever ways. For example, find a beautiful snake to coil around it, and it will definitely bow down." Hu Muyuan said.
"Beautiful snake?" Zhou Jiufeng muttered, "Is this possible?"
"It's definitely possible," Mother Hu assured, patting her chest from afar, "Don't forget, I've been the one serving these beasts in the inn these past few months."
Yu Sheng secretly thought that he was going to suffer, so he quickly covered the city lord's ears.
As expected, "Haha, haha", Zhou Jiufeng laughed.
Wei Zai, who was somewhat drowsy, looked up and saw her laughing loudly and her hair standing on end. He was startled and lost all sleep.
"Haha, you, you did it on purpose, haha." Zhou Jiufeng smiled painfully, holding his stomach.
Yu Sheng thought thoughtfully, "What do you think when he and Zhuangzi got married, he gave them a parrot that could call 'animal'?"
"What?" The city lord, whose ears were covered, shooed his hand away.
"Nothing, let's go, let's go to Yangzhou City." Yu Sheng said.
He pulled the city lord and led the way. Zhou Jiufeng had a monster energy card, so he had no obstruction and followed curiously.
"I never thought there was a cave inside this place." Zhou Jiufeng stood in the middle of the yard, looking at the open yard.
"What does this mean? The scenery outside is better. I'll let you see it later."
Yu Sheng called Zhou Jiufeng over and led her into the nearby Xunwei Zhai.
Guaizai and Hu's mother were far away here to say goodbye to them.
The two of them left the Donghuang Courtyard and headed towards the Zhonghuang Courtyard. They were very interested in visiting those inns.
They also wanted to follow Baozi who had been waiting at the door of the kitchen, but unfortunately he was stopped ruthlessly by the door.
When they were scratching their heads and saying that having a brother was unloyal, they saw the two black cats, Sheriff Shi Shiran, walking over and entering the door under their watch.
After the two cats left the house, they wandered in the courtyard for a long time. The police chief wanted to go to the high wall, but was slapped back by the black cat.
The police chief was not convinced and slapped the cat in return. Naturally, the black cat was not convinced and chased him to the other side of the high wall.
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When Yu Sheng entered the Xunweizhai kitchen, the bustling kitchen suddenly became quiet.
Mapo, Gui Yidao, and the boys helping the kitchen looked at the opened door in surprise, and Yu Sheng who came out.
There was only one person who was very calm. Tian Shi lay on the table next to him, guarding the door, and then fell asleep.
"Shopkeeper," after being surprised, a group of people greeted Yu Sheng one after another.
Even though there was such a big movement, Tian Shi still didn't wake up.
Yu Sheng passed by him and said to Zhou Jiufeng: "If you put him here, I don't think I can lose the things in the kitchen, but your people are not sure."
The city lord is still here, and Zhou Jiufeng is a little embarrassed.
She pushed Tian Shi helplessly, "Your uncle, wake up!"
Tian Shi was indifferent.
Zhou Jiufeng's Dantian was filled with anger: "Here comes a beauty!"
Tian Shi slept very peacefully.
"Money has dropped!" Zhou Jiufeng's voice almost became hoarse this time, and dust began to fall from the beams.
I am somewhat dissatisfied with the rest of my life.
He said to Gui Yidao: "The most important thing is that the kitchen is clean. How can there be dust? We will clean it up later."