Eight hundred and ninetieth nine chapters wolf kiss
I have to say that as a thief, the little monster is very competent.
When he was escaping, he still held the wine jar with his left hand and his right hand and would never let go.
Although the dog looked ugly, he was also a good dog. He immediately followed them out, barking "woof" behind them.
Qiongqi stayed in the house all the time, and his body was getting moldy.
Taking this opportunity, you can go for a walk and exercise, so you just follow the dog and don't help.
Run all the way, chase all the way.
The little monster held two wine jars in his hands, so naturally he couldn't run fast.
"Slow down, don't run so fast, wait for me." He shouted to the big monster.
"If I don't run faster, it will bite me." The big monster kept walking.
The little monster panted, "Sometimes I really wonder if you are my biological father."
The big monster comforted the little monster, "To tell you the truth, sometimes I have doubts."
"Woof woof", the dog barked quickly and was about to catch up.
Although it is not a monster, it is nourished by spiritual food and wine every day, and its physical fitness is no worse than that of monsters.
"Wait a minute!" The big monster suddenly stopped. He turned around and motioned to the little monster to stop too.
The little monster looked at him in surprise, "Why did you stop and stop running?"
"Run away!" The big monster stopped him, "Didn't you hear it barking?"
"This damn dog." The big monster said angrily, "Who are we? We are wolves, wolves with upright tails. How can a noble wolf that never yields in the face of despicable humans be defeated by a wolf?"
Surrender to the vicious dogs that grovel to mankind?”
The big monster stood up straight and faced the approaching dog, "No matter how ugly it is, it is still a dog."
"Between wolves and dogs, it is always the dog that yields. You will know it from this: when it comes to dogs, use strips, and when it comes to wolves, use the head."
The little monster muttered, "Why do I think it would be more appropriate to use a horse?"
"Don't interrupt, stand firm and face it head on. We are unruly wolves from the north and we must never back down!"
"Coco..." The little monster was a little scared. The shadow left by the dog was too big.
"But what's the matter? Dogs are just dogs that rely on people's power. Now that people are gone, I'm afraid of what they will do." The big monster said.
His wolf eyes narrowed slightly, glaring fiercely at the oncoming dog.
"Stand up straight and have some backbone!" The big monster said as if facing a formidable enemy.
The dog didn't flinch, stuck out his tongue and ran over with hooves, vowing to catch the two thieves.
Otherwise, where is his dignity as a dog?
The wolf's eyes became more fierce, and the little monster followed suitably.
Finally, the big monster made a move. He closed his fists, turned around, and ran away.
"I'm sorry, son, I really can't hold on any longer. This dog is so ugly!"
"The dog is from the same family as them. What if it has a magic like wolf's kiss and I become so ugly after being bitten by it?" The words came after the big monster ran ten steps away, "I can't risk it.
It's not worth the risk of losing the reputation of 'Beishan Shuai's Wolf'."
"Your uncle." Fortunately, the little monster reacted quickly and followed closely behind the big monster.
Wolf kiss is a common spell among their wolf demon clan.
Legend has it that after being bitten by a wolf with this kind of magic, you will first look like a wolf, and then slowly turn into a human wolf.
"Your uncle!" the big monster replied, and after thinking for a while, "Forget it, your grandma."
"Don't scold my grandma!" The little monster still has deep feelings for grandma.
"Then you can't call me uncle!"
"Is it okay if you scold me?"
"That can."
Qiongqi followed slowly behind him and couldn't help but curl his lips in disdain when he heard the words. There were so many weird things in Zhonghuang.
The dog is still chasing after me.
Even if they turned onto a path full of trees, vines and mud, they still couldn't get rid of the dog.
"Think of a solution quickly, this dog is crazy," the little monster shouted when he turned around and saw that the dog was still there and getting closer.
"What the hell can I do? Who makes people ugly?" the big monster said, "It's reasonable to be ugly."
He was helpless against the dog.
But after a flash of inspiration, "Yes," the big monster stopped and said.
The little monster saw the big monster raising its head, looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and then became angry in its Dantian.
"Aww~" the wolf howled loudly throughout the forest.
"What is this?" the little monster was puzzled.
"Although it is ugly, it is still a dog. This should scare him." The big monster turned back and said, "Look, it is slow."
The little monster turned around and saw that the dog was much slower, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and there was air surging in his throat...
"He, he can't be a wolf, right?" The little monster was startled.
The big monster shook his head, "Probably not, wolves are not that ugly."
As soon as he finished speaking, a wolf howl came from the dog's throat, startling the two monsters.
"He, he called you a son of a bitch." The big monster said in surprise.
The little monster looked at the big monster and said, "My mother is your wife."
"Well, it spoke what was in my heart." The big monster said.
"That's not right, you raised me." The little monster suddenly realized, "You are the bitch."
The big monster was startled and said angrily: "A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated!"
He stopped and took a step forward, "That dog, how can you be willing to give up?"
"Woof woof", the dog stopped in front of them and grinned at them.
"Why do you say that my son stole things? What evidence do you have!" The big monster said in a loud voice.
The little monster tugged at the corner of the big monster's clothes, "Can you understand what it says?"
"I'm not a dog, how can I understand it?" the big monster said angrily.
"Then what nonsense are you talking about?" said the little monster.
"They say dogs follow their masters, let me try." The big monster said.
He relied on these few words to put an end to the bench-stealing incident in the morning, and he hoped that he could do the same now.
Unfortunately, the dog didn't understand. "Woof, woof", it pounced and bit the two monsters directly.
"Damn it, the reasonable ones are afraid of the unreasonable ones, and the unreasonable ones are afraid of the unreasonable ones." The big monster pulled the little monster to hide from the dog.
"What to do now?" the little monster asked.
"It's better to meet the person in the morning. I stole his things and he gave me the money." said the little monster.
"He is encouraging you to continue stealing." The big monster said angrily, "If he didn't have the few pennies, we wouldn't be in such a miserable state."
"It's because he is in a terrible state." The little monster corrected him.
"You still said that!" He got angry and beat the monster, grabbed the little monster, and threw the wine jar on the ground.
"It's all you. It makes you sneak around. It makes you not do your job properly. It makes you not follow the right path. You don't learn the good things and learn the bad ones. I have so many advantages, but you haven't learned them yet. You have learned how to steal. Will you still steal in the future?
Already?"
The big monster hit the little monster and scolded him.
"It's not fair, you encouraged me to steal these two jars of wine." The little monster struggled.
However, his strength was too small and he couldn't escape from the big monster's palm. "Papa", the big monster gave him two firm slaps.
The dog was startled. It couldn't understand the human words. It just felt that this big monster was inexplicable. Why did it suddenly start killing each other?
However, the two jars of wine were put down, and the dog's dignity was saved.
The big monster beat the little monster, and when he saw the dog squatting there and watching them, he felt relieved.
This disaster has been avoided.
But just as they were about to leave quietly, Qiongqi, who was hiding in the darkness, appeared.
"Stop!" Qiongqi was not that easy to talk to, "Has our shopkeeper returned your money?"
The two monsters were startled, "Why, how come there is someone here who can talk?"
"Answer quickly!" Qiongqi took a step forward, and the ferocious beast showed its majesty. For a moment, sand flew, rocks flew, and grass and trees fell.
Until, "Pa", Gouzi slapped Qiongqi.
"Woof woof", the dog looked at it contemptuously, and I was fascinated by it.
Qiongqi's prestige suddenly decreased, but it did not affect the monsters' awe at Qiongqi's stirring up the commotion.
"Yes, yes, I gave you a few pennies." The big monster replied hurriedly.
"How many cents? I don't believe it. Take out all the money you have!" Qiongqi said.
"This..." The big monster hesitated. Wasn't he losing his wife and losing his army?
But after Qiongqi took a step forward and opened his bloody mouth, the two monsters escaped without hesitation and threw all the money on the ground.
After Qiongqi confirmed that they had no money left, he waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can go."