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Chapter 905 Night Pot

After sending Mustard Head away, he continued to stay at the inn for the rest of his life, waiting for his subordinates to come back.

With the mustard head in his hand, he already knew where Ye Gao and Fu Nan were tied.

I also know that these one thousand two hundred and twenty thousand strings were proposed by Fu Nan.

"Damn it," Yu Sheng muttered in a low voice, "Others are doing everything possible to save money when they are kidnapped. It's better for them to do everything possible to give money."

I drank a sip of wine for the rest of my life, and I was glad that I was smart and didn't plan to pay for it at all. Otherwise, it wouldn't be worth selling them for 1,200 yuan.

It's getting late, it's the rainy season again, and it gets dark very early.

The big-headed monster and the bald-headed monster quickly stood up and left. The fish-headed monster drank a few more drinks and sat for a while before leaving.

Yu Sheng was soon left alone in the inn, but he was not alone. His aunt soon came out of the kitchen.

Yu Sheng looked at her with some surprise, "Aren't you planning to stay with the City Lord for a few days?"

"Forget it, it's better to stay here." My aunt said very depressedly.

It doesn't work if you sit for a long time, it doesn't work if you stand for a long time, and it doesn't work even if you lie down. There are many taboos in eating and drinking, let alone drinking.

"I thought I could get a few sips of wine." My aunt said smoothly.

"What?!" Yu Sheng turned around.

The little aunt was startled and realized that she had accidentally spilled the beans, so she hurriedly covered her mouth.

In the dim inn, when she saw Yu Sheng's eyes staring at her like a pair of wolf eyes, she had an idea: "Ouch, my stomach hurts."

Yu Sheng looked at her and said, "Don't use this trick whenever you make a mistake. Your acting skills are too poor."

The little aunt didn't reply to him, she just held her stomach and frowned. Her face couldn't be seen clearly in the dimness, but her delicate facial features were squeezed together.

Yu Sheng's heart skipped a beat, I would rather believe that this thing exists than believe that it doesn't exist. If it really hurts, it would be troublesome if it was too late.

In his mind, he asked the witch doctor in Chashan to hurry up and help his little aunt, "Where does it hurt? Did she kick you?"

The little aunt rolled her eyes, "What do you think your son is? He has legs in less than two months?"

"Maybe," Yu Sheng said, who knows which family this dragon thing belongs to. As for the little dragon man, it's even more of a question.

"Thousands of sails are passing by the side of the sunken ship. Be careful when sailing the ship that lasts ten thousand years." Yu Sheng said.

My aunt looked at Yu Sheng in surprise: "Seeing as you don't study on weekdays, I didn't expect that what you said was quite poetic."

"That's right!" Yu Sheng said, and asked the system to press Mr. Liu Yuxi's coffin board for him.

But then he remembered that the system was still being upgraded.

"This thing won't crash after upgrading, right?" Yu Sheng muttered in his heart.

But these are not important. What is important is, "Are you okay?" He looked at his little aunt.

The little aunt was startled. It seemed inappropriate to continue pretending, so she nodded, "Well, that's it."

"Then can we talk about drinking now?" The old things for the rest of my life were brought up again, so my aunt had a stomachache again.

How can I not know what her plans are for the rest of my life?

Just as the witch doctor came over, Yu Sheng pointed at his little aunt and was about to let the witch doctor take a look, but she was fine again.

I have nothing to do with her for the rest of my life.

She raised her eyebrows at Yu Sheng proudly, "By the way, you can make arrangements tomorrow. The city lord's mansion will be moved to the inn."

Yu Sheng agreed. The garden in the inn was large enough to accommodate the maids of the city lord's palace.

The only bad thing is that Xunweizhai’s back kitchen is about to become a vegetable market.

The rain outside was lighter and the sky was getting darker. Yu Sheng felt a little anxious, wondering why these people hadn't come back yet.

Ye Zigao and Fu Nan are still waiting for their rescue.

As soon as he walked to the door, there was the sound of horse hoofbeats, accompanied by one or two dog barks.

Yu Sheng walked out and saw Gouzi and Qiongqi in front, followed by a few strong horses, followed by a car, and the young master was pulled in the car.

The young master was looking at Yu Sheng with a strange expression: "Shopkeeper Yu, we meet again."

Several men also looked at Yu Sheng, "Shopkeeper Yu, didn't we go back again?"

"Yes, there is Tea Mountain ahead." Yu Sheng said.

"What!" The young master was shocked, "Wei Kun, how did you lead the way?!"

The man named Wei Kun said hurriedly: "How can you blame me for this? It's all your fault for your blind command."

"I'm angry!"

Wei Kun said hurriedly: "Blame me, blame me."

Yu Sheng was also shocked, "I'm just kidding, Hanshan City is ahead, so don't be angry."

Farting when you are angry will stink to death.

But when it came to this bad word, Yu Sheng suddenly felt that there was no need to wait for others to come, and he could save Ye Zigao and the others just by taking the young master with him.

The monsters all breathed a sigh of relief, and the young master thanked God. He didn't want to run around in the wasteland on a rainy day.

"Shopkeeper Yu, you scared me so much that I almost couldn't help it." The young master got off the carriage.

"But you are too fast, you are always ahead of us." The young master asked curiously, "How did you get here?"

"Well, this year I first went back to Donghuang from Chashan, went to Yangzhou City, and then came here." Yu Sheng said.

All the monsters were silent. After a long time, the young master smiled and said, "Ha, it turns out Shopkeeper Yu flew here."

He said: "We have to thank the dog. If it hadn't found us, we would still be wandering all over the mountains and plains not far away."

"Woof woof", the dog was wagging its tail beside Yu Sheng.

The young master lowered his head and gave it a thumbs up, "Shopkeeper Yu has raised a good dog."

Yu Sheng kicked it, "What's so good about it? I don't know how to shop."

"Woof woof", the dog barked twice.

Qiongqi said from the side: "It asks you to pay for the toll, it's not much, just do it as usual."

"Ha", Yu Sheng knelt down and touched the dog, "This is my good dog."

He stretched out his hand to the young master and said, "Just give it to me."

"Ouch..." Before the dog even whined, Yu Sheng kicked him away.

"You are really a family obsessed with money." The young master shook his head helplessly and asked Wei Kun to prepare to pay.

"Forget it," Yu Sheng retracted his hand, "I'll have some use for you later."

"What are you doing?" asked the young master.

"I told you on the way," Yu Sheng waved, "This is a big help. I'll treat you to a big dinner tonight."

"It's a deal!" said the young master. The gas he released now started to stink again, and he was waiting for the food for the rest of his life to be purified.

Without stopping, Yu Sheng led the young master and the others towards Hanshan City. After entering the city, they went straight to the road indicated by Mustard Head.

In the city, they met up with the gangsters and others who were helping Hei Niu find Ye Zigao. They came out of Hanshan Inn.

Hei Niu and Bai Gaoxing didn't come back because they were looking for someone, so they didn't follow them.

"Wei Kun, give some girls a horse," the young master said.

"Gah?!" For some reason, the ghost looked at Wei Kun in surprise and hid behind Yu Sheng.

"What's wrong?" Yu Sheng was confused.

The ghost just shook his head without saying anything. Although Yu Sheng was the owner of the seal card, he could not easily read the thoughts of these inn old men.

In his heart, he still regarded them as partners.

For the rest of my life, I could only look at Wei Kun up and down, "Wei Kun, what kind of monster did you become?"

"This, this..." Wei Kun looked back at the young master and said, "This doesn't need to be said, right?"

Yu Sheng was wary, "You're not a ghost eater, are you? Look how scared my men are."

Wei Kun waved his hand hurriedly, "Shopkeeper Yu, please don't accuse me unfairly. I don't eat ghosts."

"Then what are you?" Yu Sheng asked again.

"I'm not a thing." After Wei Kun said it, he felt something was wrong, "No, I am a thing..."

"Then what are you?" Yu Sheng became more and more curious when he saw the ghost looking at him with disgust.

"Ahem, I told you not to laugh at me," Wei Kun said.

"I will never laugh." Yu Sheng vowed, "If I laugh at you, I am a brother to my dog."

The young master nodded, "Shopkeeper Yu, your oath is quite poisonous."

Now that Yu Sheng has said this, Wei Kun no longer hides it, "That, this, I, I am also a chamber pot, a spirit."

Wei Kun's voice was like a mosquito or a fly, but I still heard it for the rest of my life.

"What?" He looked at Wei Kun in surprise.

Wei Kun didn't speak, and the surroundings were quiet. Yu Sheng covered his mouth to hold back his laughter, "It's okay, it's okay."

He used his other hand to hold his face to prevent ripples on his face.

"Let's keep walking." Yu Sheng took a deep breath and led the way without saying anything.

until--

"Chamber pot? Hahaha, chamber pot!" For some reason, Scholar Ni realized the funny part of it and started laughing in the street.

"Fuck you uncle", Yu Sheng kicked the scholar in the mud, but finally couldn't help it anymore, "Haha, haha..."

Several others also laughed, with a string of "quacks" in between.

A group of monsters looked at this group of happy people, monsters, and ghosts inexplicably.


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